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Work funny sayings short sentence burst of laughter (selected 44 sentences) 1. more trees have dead branches, more people have idiots. 2. When you feel that you have nothing, raw and unlovable. Look in the mirror, honey you still have meat ah! 3. When the brain is blind, it's useless to have eyes. 4. High school is enough money to spend, not enough sleep; college is enough sleep, not enough money to spend; now go to work well, the money is not enough to spend, sleep and not enough sleep ...... 5. There are two me in the world, an intermittent vigor, a persistent degradation of indulgence. 6. Ancient really good, bear too much pressure will become a demon. Become a god. Become a demon, and modern, bear too much will become a psychopath. 7. Encounter unreasonable people, but wherever you can respond with a blank stare, try not to talk. 8. No woman will buy to buy and lose money, but many women because of thrift and empty. Do a bright woman, not the country, not the city, but the family. 9. I have the ability to take care of everyone's feelings. My own mood, I can not take care of. 10. Young only once, youth can not be repeated. So to a hundred taboo dash subversion of the world - to be completely strange, destruction to be powerful, to get into trouble to go patents, good behavior to go stunts, the whole depends on the talent, to be whole to see the fate. 11. If you brush your teeth when nausea and dry heaving, then do not brush your teeth in the mirror again. 12. They are used to behind your back to scold Samuel, that is because they do not have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid. 13. When a boy says to you that you are my little apple, don't think that he likes you, but he may also want to peel you. 14. Girls often want to find a white horse, but open your eyes and find the world is full of gray donkeys. 15. When the weight loss success will realize that your ugly has nothing to do with your fat and thin. 16. Positive energy things can not see more, as if they are quite poor, which can every day look at the life of the rich? The more you look, the sadder you will be. It would be better to look at more funereal things, seemingly their own vitality is still alive. 17. The cause of princess disease is two: either ugly or poor. The most important thing to remember is that you have to have a good time to get the best out of your life. Don't tease, that's not a disease, that is the princess. 18. Growth is, once upon a time when I was sad, not into the oil and salt, tea and rice, and now I can shed tears while going to the kitchen to give themselves a bowl of noodles, not forgetting to add two poached eggs. 19. Some times on the network chatting very happy two people, a meeting on the not so much to say, may be because face to face can not publish the love package. 20. Like me so impulsive girl, should be hit hard a sum of money, let me calm down. 21. In fact, the world's most disloyal is the money, say good together out of the door, and then it does not come back with me, in vain I pull out my heart and lungs to it 22. No culture can learn, ugly can be rectified, the heart of the heart is bad really no rule of law. 23. Although you look ugly, but bought beautiful clothes, you can be ugly and beautiful. 24. Every time I don't want to study when I look in the mirror, and then tell myself, long so must be a good study, or others will say, that person in addition to beautiful nothing else. 25. As long as the skinny, what all match, if fat, what all white. 26. girlfriend angry and unreasonable how to do? Take a cup and slam it to the ground, see if you can calm her down, if you can calm her down, it's over. If you do not suppress, go along with the glass slag on a knee, the end of the matter. 27. Happiness is to find a make you want to lose weight for him, and that person is always patting you on the head and say: eat some more, do not starve. 28. Suggest that we try to go to bed early, more exercise, do not eat late-night snacks, do not smoke and do not drink, go to bed early and get up early to develop a good habit, over time, you will be a friend no more. 29. and genius than who is smarter, you have absolutely no chance of winning, should be with him than who is stupid, steady win. 30. When you have money, say, money is earned. No money when said, money is saved out. 31. Time to tell me, the age of unreasonableness over, to the time to pretend. 32. History is always amazingly similar, the year before last, I was alone on Valentine's Day, last year I was alone on Valentine's Day, this year I was still alone on Valentine's Day. 33. night and his wife home, suddenly jumped out of the roadside three masked men, "you two can only go one!" I said: "wife you run!" Look at my wife ran out of shadow, three people took off their masks: God, now looking for you to play mahjong so difficult? 34. Read the network above there are many say stay up all night bad, these on my biggest change is from happy all-nighters into a fear of all-nighters. 35. Life in the world, the first to be laughed at by others, and then go to laugh at others, and then laughed at the nine springs. 36. This is a beautiful thing, if you do a good job, called self-confidence. Shameless this thing, if you do a good job, called the mental quality is too hard. 37. Recently, do not go out wearing a skirt, easy to be teased, the day is a good day, the wind is not decent. 38. You look ugly is not your fault, is your mother's fault, but you come out to scare people, is your wrong! 39. You say money can not buy time? "Webmaster! Add two dollars." You say money can't buy love? "Mother-in-law, this is my gift money. 40. Don't try to depend on men to live, no one will remain forever passionate about parasites! 41. Don't play heart to heart between girls, they are going to go square dancing together in a few decades anyway. 42. When you are lonely, you open your wallet and look at it, and your heart is instantly balanced. At least I have a wallet, and the wallet has nothing! 43. can not find objects, do not always blame God, to think more about their own reasons, perhaps because you are too good and no one matches you it. 44. Yesterday with the mosquito war a night, and finally tied, it did not eat, I did not sleep well.