1. Guan Gong She love station, Guan workers warm harbor.
2. Concerned about the growth of workers, *** create a better Dongguan.
3. In the crowded stage, in the convergence of expectations of the lights, we ignite x, we boil youth, casting you and me amazing radiance.
4. Many years of society stormy road, today you compete in the heroic.
5. Guan Gong real style, Li Li create harmony; Guan Gong do public welfare, Li Li most powerful.
6. Where there are people, there will be life, and where there is life, there will be us. We sincerely look forward to your joining!
7. If you choose the student union, you choose to give your heart.
8. Make friends and keep your word.
9. Everything is different, everyone is different, we are waiting for you.
10. Guanyi culture, workers' home, social colorful.
11. Get along with the people in the same house, live in the same house, feel the love of the same house.
12. The Federation has you, wonderful.
13. Harmonious River Vocational hand in hand, dream association heart to heart
14. Miracles rely on people to create, opportunities rely on people to fight for
15. Basketball club: young people are strong, then China is strong!
16. The future media elite here!
17. Interpretation of the charm of the society, writing youthful chapters.
18. Join us! We're going to pass on the love with our actions!
19. The reflection in the years, where will your life be? Join us! Here you will get the most beautiful interpretation.
20. Say goodbye to bad habits and shake hands with civilization.
21. culture cohesion out of the strength of the dream in the River Vocational fly
University campus folk dance club recruitment slogan two22. you are very careful, willing to join the Secretary Department, for the members of the information to organize a force?
23. Warm home, *** with the creation.
24. Overflowing youthful dreams, blooming my glory.
25. Forget my service, achievement of the future
26. Give yourself a chance to create your own. Wonderful.
27. You join to make our life more perfect.
28. God and horse student union, floating clouds to join.
29. Long association love, inches of cultural meaning.
30. The future media elite produced there!
31. Society activities enable young students to create a greater potential for play.
32. What is the most expensive in the 21st century? Talent!
33. You are very enthusiastic, willing to join the office of the Youth League Committee, for the college activities of large and small ideas?
34. Although the dormitory is not big, quiet and cozy; sleep well at night, good spirit during the day.
35. Young and energetic is my capital, and showing individuality and boldness is my transcendence.
36. Create a warm and cozy environment, experience a unique and romantic life.
37. Scholars Prana, society sinks.
38. To create space, create a dream life belonging to you, the future lingers in your fingers
39. Lighten your footsteps and listen to his heart.
40. The world factory dream, thick Guan Gong love.
41. Come on, friends! Let us all insert the wings of literature, let us all wave the enthusiasm of youth, let the youthful excitement we all soar in the sea of literature!
college campus funny paragraphA beautiful woman raised her hand enthusiastically when the teacher asked a question, and the teacher told her to stand up and answer the question. After she answered half of the question, she realized that her thinking was wrong and couldn't answer it, so she stammered. At this critical juncture, a slip of paper flew in front of her, and she seemed to sense that a hero had finally come to her rescue. Her eyes glanced toward the note and it read, "You're dead!"
Second, graduated from college and returned home, passing by the entrance of the childhood elementary school. Familiar door, familiar with the sale of goods aunt. With the excitement of walking through said: mom, remember me? Auntie see me also very excited: you ah, that year you still owe me 2 dollars did not give it ......
Third, language class, the teacher wrote on the blackboard "fear and trembling" four words, to Xiao Qiang read. Xiao Qiang stood up and read aloud: "War War Kek Kek." The teacher asked, "Is that right?" The teacher asked, "Is it right?" Xiao Qiang said categorically, "No!"
Fourth, in junior high school, a boy in the class is quite good, and he does not know. Every time you hand in your homework, you always wait for him to hand in my hand again, thinking: my workbook must be next to his workbook, so that when you send it down, you can go get it together. Xiao Mao was awakened, should be: to! Teacher: What do you mean by rude behavior. Xiao Mao said loudly: disturbing other people's rest is impolite behavior! Teacher: ......
Six, teacher: a TV set 450 yuan, a pound of apples: 1 yuan 50 cents, with a TV set of money can buy how many pounds of apples? Students: teacher, this question out of the problem, who is so greedy, to change the TV set for apples to eat?
Seven, at noon had to go to the cafeteria to play rice, you know, every cafeteria mom has a shake meat dishes into vegetarian dishes, today, of course, the mom is still ready to continue to shake, brother is really heartbroken that the two pieces of meat, so almost in the mom quickly shaking when I said a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, the mom's face visibly twitching for a moment, and then did not go down to the hand, but also said that eat a little bit more attention to the health of the body in the school, and after the fact, brother! Think about it, I am really too damn witty.
Eight, outside the examination room of the Conservatory of Music, a failed girl stopped the examiner asked: Mr. Professor, you do not believe that my singing voice will one day be a hit? It will, young lady, when you are frightened or attacked.
Nine, today's geography class, a girl does not listen to the lecture, make-up at the bottom. The teacher came to the front and asked, "Can you describe your face with two place names?" How can a girl think of it, so asked him what it was. The teacher replied, "Dalian , Taiyuan."
Ten, I just started to go to class, like to smoke to school. Especially when smoking into the school, will be a lot of attention from students. In a few days, after entering the school, there are a few students admired me: "This brother, you are too temperamental! How dare you smoke into the school. What's your name, we'll all follow you from now on!" I replied, "My name is Teacher!" They suddenly scattered, I was depressed for 20 minutes!
Eleven, a male student was not attentive in class was punished by the teacher to run the playground, came back to the teacher said: "How do you feel?" Male students looked at the shoes and said: "Turbo, non-generic feeling!"
twelve, when the university, the dormitory there are two two goods a fat and a thin (relatively speaking), is often quarrel but the relationship between the special iron kind, one day I do not know what happened to the two people argued, the fat scolded the thin: "Your head is not kicked by a donkey? Brain was kicked by the donkey disabled it you ......." The thin one weakly came to a sentence: "Then you will not be a little lighter foot ah?" The next fat face full of black lines look to me laugh sprayed!
thirteen, in the classroom, there is a boy and girl talking, was reprimanded by the teacher. The teacher reprimanded the boy. The boy said, "I just asked her a question." "There is a question should ask me." The teacher said. "Well, would you like to go on a date with me Friday night?"
Fourteen, Jingjing's bunk sleep dead heavy and love snoring, so that Jingjing every day sleep is not good. So Kyoto woke up every day and asked him, "Is my booger good?" Now the bottom bunk is in a state of anxiety and has insomnia every day.
fifteen, yesterday went to the company across the university to see the student games relay race, only to see a boy to run forward, fast handing over the baton, a teacher in the front row of me shouted: "Catch stable! Hold on! Hold on!" Then the two boys paused, looked at each other and considered for half a second, then hugged and kissed together ......
sixteen, today's class, the history teacher gave a public mail. Said the password is: my birthday ...... underneath all dizzy ...... teacher special disdain said, my birthday you do not know ...... and then wrote: woshengri ......
seventeen, math class is almost over, there are only two questions left. The teacher said, "I'll do one and leave the other for you. You guys pick it!" Some students said: "Teacher, you make difficult." The teacher said, "I'll do the male, you do the female ah!"
Eighteen: "Cuba is rich in brown sugar." A student said to the person next to him below, "You know, I love brown sugar." The teacher continued, "Brown sugar is usually eaten by pregnant women." The teacher continued, "Corn is abundant in the United States." The student got excited again and said to the classmate next to him, "Gosh, I like eating corn the most." The teacher continued, "The main use of corn is as feed."
nineteen, for several days in a row to see the school out of the exercise more and more less people, the classroom is no one, and later found that they are pairs of hide to the small playground behind the building (has not been used) to talk about love, no matter what can not go to catch a little bit, caught 13, ran one, and finally gave the boys ran a disciplinary action, so much so that his girlfriend threw down, it must be taught a lesson.
Twenty, I always forget to bring the keys when I go out, although repeatedly reminded but unrepentant. One day, the roommate one hundred and one times found me trapped in the dormitory door, really unbearable. The boss then angrily: a word that! The oldest three do not show weakness: two words deserve! The old five followed: three words really deserve! Finally, the old seven viciously yelled at me: four words please see the next episode! 1, girlfriend is the class president, yesterday Tuesday class meeting, she presided over. Before the meeting, she said with a smile to investigate everyone's private life, said, have a girlfriend of the boys put their hands up. Not many boys raised their hands, I looked at her happily, hands up. She took a step down from the podium and came to me and said, "Good boy, you put your hand down."
Twenty-one, the teacher said: "Naked Wedding Era" Liu Yi Yang's line: 'I have no car, no money, no room, no diamond ring, but I have a heart to accompany you to old age' its unreliability is similar to: 'Although I did not read, did not attend class, did not review, did not do the questions, but I did not read, did not attend class, did not review, did not do the questions, but did not do the questions, but did not do the questions, but did not do the questions. review, didn't do the questions, but I have a heart that doesn't flunk.'"
Twenty-two, "Li morning school took five dollars to eat ramen, crossing the intersection when a junior high school students stopped to ask for money, began to Li said no, he said he wanted to search the body, Li immediately abashed, but think of dinner is important, ah, said ""There are five, but to eat, can not give you"", and he asked how much money to eat, Li said two dollars, so he snatched Li's five dollars and then looked for the return of the me! Two dollars rode the car away ..."
Twenty-three, cousin teaching elementary school language. One day, in the classroom out of a sentence for students to correct their mistakes: Saturday is Tree Planting Day, to participate in the voluntary labor of workers, farmers, students and the elderly. A usually rarely speak students raised their hands this time, so my cousin let him answer. The student replied that the elderly should be removed! Why? Because old people huff and puff when they labor!
Twenty-four, Meimei rushed to the examination room found radio batteries wood with! Ask the front does not know the boys have wood with spare, who knows that this goods directly to his battery thrown to Meimei, lying on the table to sleep, a sleep to sleep to four and a half when the paper, out of the examination room Meimei asked him what he did, he said magnificently: "God sent me to give you the battery ...... "
Twenty-five, the teacher: you just the first half of high school, why do you want to drop out? Students: because considering my current education, I have surpassed Mr. Hua Luogeng, no need to go to school.
Twenty-six, elementary school 4 years old, the old thought of progress. Once, go on a spring trip, did not listen well to the teacher said notes only heard a sentence: "Who wants to stay?" I feel it is an opportunity to make progress, then shouted: "I!" Next to the classmates rushed to pull me, whispered: "The teacher said yes, who does not listen to stay."
Twenty-seven, the teacher: today we come to learn subtraction, let's say, your brother has five apples, you take three from him, what is the result. Tom: The result is well, the result he will certainly beat me up.
Twenty-eight, there is a student name is called "horse 騳 horde" the beginning of the school roll call, the classroom teacher do not know how to read so whenever the class roll call, always love to say horse fork fork to the no. Language class, the language teacher a little literary literacy roll call: Horse Running has arrived yet? Next is the physical education class, the physical education teacher directly changed to "a bunch of horses have arrived. The history teacher was very uncomfortable with the name, so he named: the horse family's five horses have not come. It's spring when you look up, it's autumn when you look down, it's a painting when the moon is full, and it's a poem when the moon is missing. My campus life in the silent years for me to embellish a picture of life, so that my life on the road full of joy and fulfillment.
2, a corner of the campus of the spring flowers are also powder, it is the representative of the spring plant, how will be willing to lag behind? Spring flowers are a series of bell-like flowers to show their own, that large large pieces of golden yellow, to show its noble and elegant.
3, there used to be a tree at the front door of the school, the tree is the corner of the campus, but the tree is not there, no longer come back, no longer send us out of this reluctant alma mater.
4, the campus at sunset, has an irresistible beauty. That is a detailed and quiet, that is a kind of vigorous vitality. Crimson sunset on the lake, quiet no sound, green water plants dotted, swinging, occasional breeze, it stirred a ripple. Fish swim in the water to their heart's content, whether they also applaud this campus?
5, spring like a master craftsman, our campus is beautifully dressed, she gave the peach tree like a pink dress, to the court like a layer of green carpet, to the willow girl combed a long, thin braid. Bees buzzing in the flowers, butterflies fluttering in the campus, we listen to music under the tree, memorize the text, happy.
6, our school has a very beautiful garden, blooming beautiful flowers all year round, especially in the spring, it is full of spring color and fragrance, now it is the season of spring flowers.
7, the campus has three large flower beds, that flower bed is rectangular, which is planted with sunflowers, sunflowers bloom pink pink, that color is beautiful. There are several cans of **, that color is also bright, these beautiful flowers to attract a lot of butterflies and bees in the flower beds to collect honey, can be really lively ah! Just when the moon season flowers bloom, the fragrance, wafting around the campus, attracted many of us to view the moon season.
8, this season, always easy to remind people of many past events, and many details of the past, always with the campus of the acacia flowers. Some people say that the string of acacia flowers are lovers left wind chimes, which bloomed our pure first love and sentimental youth. Perhaps, the significance of acacia flowers is not only so. The understanding of certain things may take us a lifetime!
9, spring, looking at the group of flowers spitting, looking at the recovery of all things, spring campus is so beautiful, the spring girl's basket of hundreds of flowers, soil, grass and trees, exudes, the beautiful campus, due to the spring has become even more beautiful, the spring girl, although it will soon have to leave, the summer brother will soon be here, but our spring is still open, our spring will always be in bloom!
10, into the campus, the road on both sides of the tall palm trees into my eyes, this is the world-famous Stanford University Palm Avenue. Palm tree trunks seem to have been specially pruned, the crown was radial, as if a blooming flower. At the end of Palm Avenue is a large green meadow. The green meadow was oval shaped and about the size of several soccer fields.
11, the campus every morning, after the morning exercise students flocked into the classroom, read, that a book is a book will not wither flowers, bright and fragrant. The students are like a group of never tireless bees, stinging on the flowers, all day long to swim in the sea of flowers, as hungry as thirst to absorb the essence of flowers and honey dew.
12, our campus is not a large area, but the layout is exquisite, simple and beautiful. Here green trees, flowers, there are tall and straight poplar trees, banyan trees with intertwined roots, there is a towering flagpole, there are after the red and green plastic runway, there are lovely students and amiable teachers. All year round, our campus is always exceptionally beautiful.
13, after the avenue, we came to the interior of the campus. Looking around, bright and wide. Flower beds are colorful, a flower fairy to decorate themselves dazzling. Awakening bugs walk around, walk through the grass, walk through the woods, walk to the world of flower fairies. In the corridor of each school building, there is a corridor of long flower beds. There were flowers there planted by the students, each with its own color. Most of the flowers can not name, is the students went to the countryside to pick, extraordinarily beautiful.
14, my school is located in the Fenhe River, it is a beautiful environment, well-equipped school. Into the school door into the eyes of the broad, flat green plastic playground, and then forward is our tall, new, spacious and bright teaching building.
15, the cold winter past, spring has stepped lightly to the earth. In the campus, green grass, green leaves, bright flowers of all colors, are like a rally gathered to form a glorious spring.
16, into the door, the first into the eyes is our school's cultural corridor. As long as you look carefully, you will appreciate the beauty of it. Because it records the hundred years of our school's glorious history, but also recorded the students and teachers point by point smile and sweat.
17, Grandpa Winter left with the cold, the spring sister with a hundred flowers blue came to our campus, ah ah ah ah, pink daisy elf came, the next by her to take you into the beautiful campus.
University campus 119 fire propaganda banner latest slogan
University campus 119 fire propaganda banner latest slogan
1. Comply with fire regulations, to protect the happiness and safety.
2. Fire prevention knowledge never forget, do not panic in case of fire.
3. Fire safety work, everyone has a responsibility.
4. Please do not occupy the fire escape, open the door for life.
5. Strengthen fire safety awareness, improve fire safety quality.
6. Public security fire department, fire fighting without charge.
7. Don't forget the fire alarm "119" in times of trouble real friends
8. Safety self-checking hidden trouble self-correction responsibility.
9. Fire in the car smash windows, orderly escape do not panic.
10. Fire wet towels cover the mouth and nose, do not covet money to escape quickly.
11. Hand extinguish cigarette butts, fire prevention in mind to stay.
12. National security, eliminate fire.
13. Strengthen fire supervision, eliminate fire hazards.
14. Safety is tied to the millions of families to prevent fire, everyone is responsible for
15. Fire rely on everyone, safe you and me.
16. Fire is merciless, fire first.
17. Days are dry, things are also dry, fire prevention, safety.
18. Fire prevention, prevention and elimination of the combination of policies.
19. Fire is the enemy of mankind, fire prevention is a major social event
20. Campus is a pool of clear water, please do not let the fire and the melting.
University campus 119 fire propaganda banners the latest slogans two
21. fire carefully, the benefit of children and grandchildren; fire careless, regret a lifetime.
22. x unified leadership, x supervision in accordance with the law, the unit is fully responsible for, the active participation of citizens.
23. Life is a bright pearl, safety is to guard the pearl of the mussel shell.
24. Do not tighten the string of animal fat, can not play the tune of safety.
25. Vow to let the fire take off, run to a well-off society.
26. Actively complain and report fire hazards to ensure that you and others safe and happy.
27. Outside the home to cut off fire and electricity, do not lock the child room.
28. Cherish life from fire prevention, eliminate fire hazards from the self.
29. Fire propaganda into the ten thousand homes, safe even you and me and him.
30. Fire in the prevention of extinction, disaster in the laxity of the ignition.
31. According to the law, all the people rule the fire
32. Fire prevention is the main focus of the implementation of the policy of combining fire.
33. A single spark can start a prairie fire, a small hidden trouble easy to make a big trouble.
34. Eliminate fire hazards, create a happy life and build a harmonious society.
35. To think of people's financial security, safe residence first.
36. The community is my home, fire prevention.
37. Love their homes, expel fire hazards.
38. Strengthen the city's awareness of the danger, and learn to prevent and avoid disasters and emergency response skills.
39. It is strictly prohibited to make or receive phone calls in the gas station.
40. Children found playing with fire should be stopped immediately.
41. Discreet fireworks, happy family.
42. Hidden danger than open fire Prevention is better than disaster relief Responsibility is heavier than Mount Taishan
43. Against violations, in addition to the fire, to ensure safety, and promote production.
44. Adhere to scientific and technological inventions, master science and technology, and strive to be a pioneer in science and technology.
45. Do a good job in the "four" publicity, to ensure that you and I are safe.
46. Fire safety more timely rain, fire education, less to put after the cannon.
47. The implementation of x fire responsibility to promote the development of fire across.
48. Establishment of "public opinion guidance, education and penetration, social dissemination, the participation of all" social fire publicity and education system
49. Don't forget the fire 119, dangerous moments true friends.
50. Fire, people calm. Wet towel, crawl. Not greedy for money, life is important.
51. Eliminate fire hazards, build a safe society.
52. Burn incense and offerings, beware of fire and candles.
53. Day "fire", do not forget the fire
54. Gas leakage do not panic, quickly shut off the valve quickly open the window.
55. Stay away from fire, happiness and peace.
56. Evacuation routes, the door of life
57. Fire safety should always talk about, every day.
58. Burning incense and sacrifices do not pay attention to, beware of the fire god tantrums.
59. Life has love, fire is merciless, campus safety you and I walk.
60. Fire safety is not a trivial matter.