I am a ghost dance lover. Do you know why?

Aunt is tall, 1.7 meters, and has a good figure. She always skips the male step. In my impression, menstruation is the most dazzling light on the dance floor with the music of tango. Later, I stopped going to the ballroom. My aunt danced square dance, not the kind of square dance that ordinary aunts and grandmothers danced! Aunt jumped "ghost step". This is the newest thing in our town.

Ghost dancing is so hard that few people will follow it. Later, it attracted groups of young people-because the old man couldn't jump and his movements were uncoordinated. But my sister-in-law will always be in position C in her fifties.

Until one day, she accidentally flashed to her waist and had to rest at home for more than half a month. Aunt hasn't been idle for more than half a month. She lies in bed and watches videos every day, recalling actions in her mind over and over again. She must not let herself fall behind any progress. After more than half a month, she appeared confidently in the square again. Everyone warmly welcomed her back and began to dance.

Let's talk about grandma. Grandma recently caught up with the fashion and insisted that her grandson teach her to chat with QQ. On this day, grandma pointed to the head of her grandson's QQ friend and asked, "What do these colorful things mean?" Sun Tzu explained, "These are ... online friends." Grandma asked again, "What about the one who jumped?" Sun Tzu smiled and replied, "That's someone talking to me." Grandma pointed to the heads of several friends who were not online and asked, "Are all these prostitutes gone?" Hearing this, Sun Tzu asked in surprise, "How do you know? .