One day, the teacher forgot to bring the preparation book to class, so he let the class representative go to get it, and the other students asked the teacher how come he didn't bring the book, and the teacher said that I have to take a quiz today, and they were all dumbfounded, and when the class representative came back, the teacher said "I lied to you guys, and the class is in session today."
Then they had someone complaining in tears, "Teacher, you played with our feelings."
2. Do not be quiet
I remember when I was rehearsing the chorus, there were always students in the middle of the conversation, and the class teacher yelled: "Do not be quiet! We all laughed wildly. (He wanted to say: do not talk, silence!)
3. You humans must stay away from it
The teacher in the physics class talked about radioactive elements and said: radioactive elements are very dangerous, you humans must stay away from it!
Narcissa! Is the physics teacher not human?
4. Don't blame me for not being human
Our high school homeroom teacher once again scolded us for not listening properly in class and said, "If you do this again, don't blame me for not being human!"
5. Math teacher's signature move
The math teacher's signature move, holding up two fingers, said to the students, "Students, the key to learning math well is three words: 'Do more practice'!"
6. classmate, may I ask are you a woman?
The evening self-study back to the dormitory, the road met a heavenly fairy mm, then tailed.
I've been trying to talk to them, but I don't have the guts to go up to them until they're about to walk into the girls' building.
The teeth bite, step forward, loudly asked the mm: students, may I ask you are a woman?
Later ...... later I enjoyed that Tian Xian mm two years of blank stares.
7. The motherland is not unified, the mood is very depressed!
A kindergarten rags hide in the toilet smoking, was caught by the teacher, the teacher asked why he smoked, he lowered his head, deep answer: the motherland is not unified, the mood is very depressed!
8. Who drew this ass?
A teacher went to the principal and sued her students, her gang of missile students said she drew an apple as an ass.
The principal decides to criticize these students severely.
He comes into the classroom, takes one look at the drawing on the blackboard, and exclaims, "Who drew this ass?"
9. Flowers Getting Angry and Flowers Getting Angry
Wang Han was a first-grade student.
One day, the teacher asked, "What does the text mean when it says that bees add life to the garden?"
Wang Han replied, "Bees steal pollen, so the flowers are angry!"
The students laughed.
Wang Han retorted, "If flowers don't get angry, how can they bloom?"
10. How dare you ask for a lady in my class!
One day, after three consecutive boring classes, the teacher refused to leave the class, ㄚ Bao finally could not help but yell: "I want to 'Xiaojie'!"
The teacher was furious: "How dare you go to my class and ask for a 'Miss'!"
11. Silly Little Dream
One day in class, the teacher was teaching how much four times four equals, and Little Dream didn't even listen to the class!
The teacher said angrily, "I'm asking you, what is four times four?"
Little Dream replied, "I ...... don't know."
"Go home and ask your parents!" The teacher harshly criticized Xiaomeng.
After school, Xiaomeng went home and asked his mom (the mother of Otter), "Mom, four times four is equal to how much?"
Mom didn't hear and said, "Make a bowl of rice."
Dream then asked his dad, "Dad, how much is four times four?"
It just so happened that Dad had just woken up from a nap and said, "That's cozy!"
Dream had to ask his brother, who happened to be answering the phone and said, "You're pissing me off!"
The next day, Xiaomeng went to school. The teacher asked the same question as yesterday, and Dream said, "Make a bowl of rice."
The teacher hits him with the whip, and Dream says, "It feels so good!"
The teacher drags him outside to stand in the penalty box, and Dream says, "You're pissing me off!"
12. At least give us a shout!
The teacher asked Ming a question in class, and he stood up without saying a word.
Teacher: Xiao Ming?
Teacher: Xiaoming
Teacher: Xiaoming! The first thing you need to do is to get a good understanding of how to use the Internet to help you. I'm not sure if you know the answer or not, but I'm not sure if you know the answer.
The teacher: Xiaoming
The teacher: Xiaoming
Xiaoming: Zee
13. Reasons for sleeping in class
The first section is not in good spirits, so take a nap.
The second section was about to wake up, saw the teacher, and went back to sleep.
The third section is too tired to sleep, take a break and sleep.
The fourth section of the ancient Ming training: sleep before meals, the most noble; sleep after meals, the most auspicious. Then go to sleep.
The fifth section is the same as the fourth section of the reason. Sleeping.
Section 6: Develop the mood for the next lesson. Sleep.
Section 7 Sleep for the first six periods, then sleep again.
The eighth section of the night to go back to sleep with his girlfriend, do not sleep a little full how to have the strength to sleep with her? The first time I saw this, I was able to get a good deal on it.
The first section of the book is the first section of the book, and the second section is the first section of the book, and the third section is the first section of the book!
14. ten classic students in class interjections
1. high school when the whole school must wear uniforms, there is a repeat of the students never wear. The teacher in charge of this area squatted at the door every day to check. One day, the teacher saw this student did not wear a school uniform, and asked why he did not wear. This student was furious, said: my mom is not dead, why do I have to wear mourning clothes?
2. An art teacher is a little famous, a newspaper has a larger report, with photos, so in the class boasts: "Recently, there are always students and I said, teacher you really good, on the newspaper also published a photo ......" a student: "A missing person's notice?" Since then the art teacher refused to the students on the art class.
3. Language class, the teacher called up a sleepy students to answer questions, the students confused what can not say. The teacher said helplessly: "You will not ah? Will not also squeak ah!" The student: "Zee." The teacher sweated.
4. High school will soon be the time of the examination, one day on the geography class, the teacher reported a place name on the top, let us answer the local minerals below. Said a lot of places, the teacher suddenly asked: "Jiangnan produce what?" The whole class answered in unison: "Jiangnan produces beautiful women!"
5. Junior high school, a biology teacher to talk about the ecology of the African grasslands, no one in the class to listen to the speech, then angry, said: "You all look at me ah! You do not look at me, how to know what the African wildcat looks like ah!"
6. A high math class, the teacher asked me a brother: "Calculus is a very useful subject, learning calculus, our goal is?" That dude was deserting, so he said loudly without thinking: "No cavities!" The class burst out laughing.
7. Biology class, the teacher said: "In fact, the weasel is not eat chicken, scientists have done an experiment, once a chicken and a weasel locked together, the next day you guess what?" Classmates interjected: "The chicken is pregnant?"
8. Senior, geometry teacher is an old lady, love to boast, especially annoying. One day in class, said: "I'm in the city education bureau are very valued, they always ask me to go together to study the problem, each time is a car to send." I inadvertently asked: "three wheels?" As a result, from then on a week was banned from geometry class.
9. When I was in high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman of about fifty) suspected that some of us boys were not listening to the lecture, so she scolded me: "What are you thinking about?" I was dumbfounded, and somehow said, "Thinking of you!" The classroom was silent for a long time, just a pair of horrified eyes looking at me. The teacher stayed for a while, then pointed at me and cursed, "You're a rascal!" Injustice!
10. In high school, the first labor class, the teacher is an old man, introduced himself and said: "My name is Wu Shu Shan." I suddenly came to inspiration, immediately picked up: "Northwest look at Chang'an, poor countless mountains." The whole class burst out laughing, the teacher's face green, then I was punished to do heavy work.
15. Teachers and students
One day, the geography teacher asked the students, where does the river flow?
A student stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward.
The teacher ignored him and then said, "How many stars are there in the sky?
The teacher ignored him and said, "How many stars are there in the sky?
The teacher was furious: get out of here!
The teacher was furious: get out of here!
The teacher said: you are sick, right?
The student: you have I have all have ah!
The teacher: you say another try .....
The student: the road to see the injustice of a roar ah!
The teacher: Do you believe that I beat you?
The student: when it's time to go out, it's time to go out...
Teacher anger: I let you quit school!
Student: The wind and fire into the nine states!
Oh, I wish in advance to the brothers and sisters who are wandering around outside