How to respond humorously when being urged to marry? What are the ways to respond to urging to marry?

1. Humorous sentences in response to urging marriage

1. If I have to make do, when I am 30 years old, do you hope that I haven’t done it yet? Married or divorced.

2. I like good men (good women) like my dad (my mom). If you know a young man (little girl) who is better than my dad (my mom), please introduce him to me. !

3. I don’t need to be praised by others, I am praised by myself.

4. If you get married so casually and love cannot be cultivated, something will go wrong sooner or later, because it is too tiring to live with someone who has a weak emotional foundation and inconsistent thinking.

5. A tall, rich and handsome man must have a girlfriend; a big boss must be a playboy; a workaholic must obviously not care about his family.

6. I already have a boyfriend (girlfriend), but he hasn’t divorced yet. (Usually they will break up at this time, and then they can live a more stable life)

7. I found a girlfriend, but she is still in school and is too young.

8. There are too few reliable boys (girls) nowadays. Look, I heard that my cousin (cousin) broke up with another one.

9. There are several people chasing me, and they are all very good. It’s really hard to choose!

10. Who doesn’t have a few spare wheels these days!

2. Ways to respond to the urge to get married

1. Take the initiative to explain the situation

Before your parents or relatives urge you to get married, take the initiative to explain your situation and make a serious and detailed report. One year's study and work status, and then inform the other party that you are on a blind date or planning to get married, so as to directly prevent the other party from urging you to get married.

2. With the help of props

The ring will be a good prop, so you can prepare a ring in advance and wear it. When the elders urge you to get married, you can say that you already have a lover. , and this is a couple ring.

3. Change the topic

When faced with the urge to get married, immediately bring the topic to popular TV series, square dances and homely short stories, and be sure not to bring it back to yourself.

4. Ask other people questions first

Before relatives ask questions, it is better to preemptively respond to the question. Before asking questions, ask: Has your daughter made friends? Has she gotten married? Has she prepared a house for her children to get married? Has she bought a new car? When she faces this series of questions, she will be able to feel how you feel. This will prevent them from urging you to get married.