2The Spring Festival is here, the hat falls on your head, the wife looks at you and smiles, the beauty wants you to hold, the money floats towards you, so happy that you shouted: to, to, to ......
3If you dare not to be happy in the New Year, I'll beat your face into a colorful screen, your head into a vibrating one, your ears into a chord, your whole body into a straight one, and you'll be depressed.
4Live really tired: get in the car have to line up, love you and suffer, eat no flavor, drink easy to get drunk, earn money to pay taxes! Even send a text message to the piglet still have to charge! I wish you a happy new year.
5New Year's Eve, send you a pair of couplets! Upper couplet:Eat, drink, don't take things to heart. Bottom line:Soak in the bath, watch the watch, comfortable for a second is a second. The horizontal scroll: happy is good!
6On class, you are the boss; on occupation, you are white-collar; on ability, you are the backbone; on talent, you are the elite. Therefore, we all sincerely praise you are: old, white, bone, elite! Hahaha ...... Happy Chinese New Year!
7 Spring Festival is here to send my greetings in Japanese: pot you have to wash wow, bowl you have to wash wow, pot and bowl you have to wash wow! Chinese translation: Happy Holidays! Happy days!
8Freeze! Hands up, those who know stand on the left, those who don't stand on the right, those who want to laugh stand in the middle. I'm talking about you! Put down your cell phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: I wish you a happy new year!
9 Spring Festival is approaching: buy a Mercedes Benz to send you too expensive, invite you to travel abroad to waste, about your sea to eat a meal hurt stomach, send you a rose misunderstanding, to give you a hot kiss is not right! Only SMS blessings happy affordable.
10 I trust a most reliable mosquito to find you, it will tell you I miss you, and ask it to kiss you for me, because I can not get close to you, I hope you do not use mosquito coils and mosquito killers, because it will send a lot of "red packets" for me to you.
11If being beautiful is a sin, you're already guilty! If being sexy is a mistake, you've made it again and again! If being smart is being punished, wouldn't you have to die a death of a thousand cuts? Happy New Year in advance to the world's most beautiful woman!
12 I told you you don't talk to him because he told me not to talk to you now I talk to you you don't talk to him I did talk as he asked you if I did talk you talk to him I didn't talk about Happy Chinese New Year
13 and the wind blowing in March, spring, Jiangnan grass is long, Jiangnan water is warm, the ridge outside the plum incense, the willow on the soft, and it's the season of trekking to look for the fragrance, in fact, I'd like to say that ...... New Year is here, spring flowers, when you invite me to dinner?
14 Want to get a Spring Festival gift? Then please put your hands on the table, palms up, and then put your head in your hands, okay! That's my Chinese New Year gift to you: a palm cushion brain.
15May you face every day with the bosom of the sea, sleep with the feeling of a piglet, sunbathe your back with the sunshine of South Africa, consume with the dollars of Gates, get drunk with the thousands of dollars of Bush, and evade taxes with the methods of Osama bin Laden, and have a happy New Year!
16This blessing of mine crosses the mountains, skims the gutter, breaks through the traffic lights, jumps over the road, scurries through the alley, flashes past the old lady selling popsicles, and drills into your ears - Happy New Year!
17I asked the trouble, it said it does not love you at all, ignore you forever, I hope you do not make a fool of yourself! I hope you don't get carried away. And Health asked me to tell you: it's had a crush on you for a long time, and it's been there all its life! Happy New Year!
18 I heard that you will be a guest in our home in the New Year, my brother will go to pick you up on my behalf, in order to facilitate the confirmation of identity, please take two fine cigarettes in your left hand, the right hand to carry two bottles of Maotai wine.
19Don't say I'm heartless and uncaring, at least I've passed a 10-cent text message, wasted battery power, risked my life by electromagnetic wave radiation, and this way I don't think about the consequences is to give you a New Year's greeting! New Year's greetings!
20For thanking my friends for years of concern for my special on the eve of the Spring Festival to hold a payoff activity! Where I have a certain position in the heart of the people will receive my free of charge the value of RMB 10 cents to welcome the Spring Festival SMS one. The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of it!
21New New Year's Eve method: first you put a steaming hot rice cake on the floor, and then at the last second of the year upside down across the rice cake~~hehehe~~done!
22Wish you a big red, big luck, big shine in the new year, this is my big gift to you, just give me back a small red envelope, you sign the check, I'll write the numbers.
23In the new year, do you want to get ahead? Do you want to be rich and famous? Do you want to honor your ancestors? Do you want to be rich and famous? Do you want to make a name for yourself? Do you want to be promoted? Do you want to be blessed? Don't think about it, go to sleep!
24 Ibuk 10-day tour during the Spring Festival is launched: visit Ibuk secret arsenal, tour of Baghdad's underground fortress, with Saddam *** dinner, the lucky ones even have the opportunity to stay in Ibuk to fight against the United States.
25Wish your computer in the new year, peace and security, all poison invasion, not crash, not be hacked, fast Internet, chatting special God - do not forget to give it a "Pentium" "core".
26The New Year's Gospel of the Lord Jesus: Be kind to others, be kind to the person who sends you a text message, often invite him to dinner, often buy him a gift, and give him all the sinful money in your body, the Lord Jesus loves you! Amen!
27Once a sincere blessing was put in front of me, I did not cherish it, and only regretted it when I lost it, there is nothing more painful in this world. Wish me a good new year!
28There is a sentence has not dared to say to you, but the New Year and then do not say there is no chance: you really good hate ..................... ......... delightful, never tire of it!
29New Year's good ah New Year's good, New Year's without you can not stand! The wife is not allowed! I've been thinking about you secretly! Late at night kiss a kiss to make my heart itch, my dear you! Wuliangye Yo
30 there is a sentence, very cherished words, to say to you, because a year maybe only once, I think now is the time to say it out loud, I want to scream ...... Happy Chinese New Year!
31Friendship is fragrant rice, hot shabu-shabu, hot two pots. You're craving it again, so have a drink on New Year's Day!
32In consideration of the fact that there will be a flood of messages clogging up the Internet in the next few days, the idealistic, visionary, and intelligent super genius of the universe, I, in advance, would like to wish you a Happy New Year!
33The new year is here, eat a big meal, less alcohol, eat more food, can not reach, stand up, someone toast, play, can not eat, pocket back!
34There was a fairy in my dream who said to me, "Steady, accurate, ruthless, and patient" I have never understood. It was not until the train ride that I realized the true meaning. I'll pass on the aphorisms to you, and wish you a good seat when you go home for New Year's Eve! Happy New Year!
35In fact, there are some things we know each other on the line, but the New Year is here, I have to put words ............ my red envelope?
36Recently, there is a popular cell phone virus codenamed "Happy New Year", if you unfortunately receive a text message containing such characters, please immediately throw away the phone to avoid infection.
37The New Year is approaching, for the sake of the earth's environment and resources, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards, you can fill in the greeting on the large-value RMB with a pencil and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness and joy!
38 The New Year is here, miss me? If you miss me, press and press again. Do you miss me that much? I said press only if you miss me. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that! I didn't expect you to think of me like that, so touched! Press it again! I was in tears.
39The New Year's Eve has come and gone, and I've left all my work behind, and I can't forget my paycheck and bonuses, so I'm going to have to answer for them at home.
40 On New Year's Eve, I dreamed of you. A sneeze woke me up from my dream, I know it's you who misses me, so I immediately call to you and say red packet to bring!
41 hit, hit, hit, hit, hit ...... robbery! ipiciq card, all tell me the password! What? You don't have iq? Then bring me the red envelope! Serious, serious, not to laugh, pay tribute to the New Year!
42Who is the reddest in the New Year? The speed to catch up with Liu Xiang, upright as Yao Ming, handsome than Tian Liang, rich against Wuzi, girlfriend more beautiful than Jingjing. The most important thing to remember is that you are the one who reads the text messages!
43I said to you more than once not to work so hard, pay attention to the body, but you always mean: not to take advantage of the Spring Festival to roll a few more dungballs, next year I eat what? Don't wear yourself out, I wish you a happy new year!
44 New Year you want what gift, quickly say .................. SMS read, the statute of limitations has expired!
45 New Year is coming, send you a good mood. No matter how much water in the sea, the mountains are grand, centipedes have more legs, chili peppers are hot mouth, and no matter how ghostly Bin Laden is, how bandit the United States, in short, you are the most beautiful, happy forever!
46Happy New Year! These four words only cost me 10 cents, but they are equivalent to 1.5 tons of blessings smashed on you!
47The New Year is coming, is your body well? The year's work is quite hard, don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! I'm not sure if you're the one that's going to be able to do it, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it," he said! I have nothing to do anyway, so I'll just feed the cat.
48There are four types of people to watch out for when drinking in the New Year: those with red cheeks, those with pigtails, those who don't make a sound, and those who carry pills.
49Happy New Year! Hire a god of wealth for your house, once you enter the door, no matter if he has something to do or nothing to say to you: congratulations on wealth! A money tree grows in the yard, the fruit is common in the whole universe, and the wind blows away hundreds of millions of dollars a year!
50The New Year is here, and the travel agency has prepared a free one-year tour of 108,000 miles of happiness for you. You will be able to travel with happiness, health, and peace of mind on the first auspicious flight*** of 2008. We wish you a happy New Year!
51New Year's greetings, don't think I've forgotten about you, you're the first one I think of when it matters, like today.
52Want to invite you to dinner during the day water and electricity outages at night can not pay wages can not afford to buy noodles to open the manual to find the answer turned out to be the primary stage of life, after a flip my day, a hundred years of unchanged! What can I buy you for dinner? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it!
53 I hope you in the New Year every year have fish: more money, dishes have fish, spiritual surplus, more friends, and ----- you are not superfluous!
54 I entrust the air as the letter carrier, my hot greetings bound into a parcel, printed with a true heart as the postmark, 37 degrees constant temperature express, the recipient is you. I wish you: Happy Chinese New Year!
55I hold in my hand Harry? Potter's magic wand, sincerely pray: I want to turn all the joy into cream, all the blessings kneaded into chocolate, forever happy into a cake ...... smash you! Happy New Year!
56We are the Royal Hong Kong Police, you have been surrounded by our Happy New Year and all the best, be good and accept the blessing is the only way out! Otherwise there will be more Rooster Year Big Fat Rain Everyday Happy shooting at you! Happy Chinese New Year!
57Pain is better to be someone else's, happiness is your own; Trouble will be temporary, friends are always eternal; Love is managed by heart, there is no big deal in the world. Happy New Year!
58The weather is slowly turning bad, the cool wind is gradually coming; because of your lovely, specially to give you care; night quilt should be covered, lest your hands and feet are cold and bad; nothing Diao root bone, so that you can replenish the calcium; don't say that I'm too bad, I wish you a happy new year!
59 cell phone new year memory needs to be updated, is deleting the address book, all information will be lost. Please wait ......
60 according to fbi news: found a pair of dull eyes at 12 o'clock on the cell phone ...... Hey! Piggyback! You're in my sights! Please put on extra clothes in these cold days! Here's wishing you: Happy Chinese New Year!
61 The holy decree has arrived! As the Year of the Rat is approaching, I am hereby granting you an amnesty of one red packet of happiness SMS, containing 10,000 taels of happiness and 1,000 gold of joy... If the Secretary's family does not have a smile of happiness and joy, all the families will be decapitated! Receive the decree!
62 late at night without you, I think of you as a pillow; daytime without you, I think of you as the day; Spring Festival without you, I, only skeletons.
63The wind and the stars, the wine and the good friends, are invited to the Spring Festival, do you come? If you don't want to come, I'll wish you happiness now, and I'll wish you happiness some other day! You can choose for yourself!
64Dear, do you know? You've lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, your body but people worry about ...... who do not want to let their own pig kill a few more pounds it!
65You are wanted on New Year's Eve for the following crimes: being too good to your friends and righteous enough; youthful face, bright smile. This court hereby sentences you as follows: you are punished to be my friend for life, with no appeal!
66If you are now alone, I wish you a happy new year; if you are two, a happy new year too; if you are a group, please tell me where you are.
67 Is your New Year's red envelope for me ready? Press when you are ready, press again, I said press when you are ready ah ......... really enough friends, I will definitely take it!
68 Wine, candles, feast, what a wonderful New Year! The only thing missing is your wallet! Happy New Year, my friend!
69Happy, smooth, save, comfortable, sweet, love, sweetheart, does not feel very cool heart, do not forget that you still owe me a New Year's meal, so you have to be careful! Eat poor you!
70Today I'm going to pay twice as much attention to you, and I'll never give up if I don't get you! I'm not afraid of people laughing at my infatuation with you: at the beginning of the New Year, I'm going to settle for you!
71You haven't invited me to dinner in the past year. You're welcome. You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with a thousand dollars a table! I wish you a good Spring Festival!
73Congratulations! You have won the grand prize of one million dollars from Mobile SMS to welcome the New Year, please bring your saber, bird gun and clay gun to the Bank of China on Valentine's Day to collect it in a masked manner!
74Never been a thief, but want to steal a happiness to you! I've never been a thief, but I want to steal happiness for you! I have never harmed anyone, but I want to abduct a happy to you! I've never been a thief, but I want to steal a peace for you! I wish you a happy New Year!
75 Spring Festival my blessings you do not know, do not know you are a big fool. In order not to let anyone know, now smile at the phone. Happy Chinese New Year!
76 Spring Festival is here, eat a big meal, less alcohol, more food, can not reach, stand up, someone toast, play a trick, can not eat, pocket back!
77Love to choose a gentle water sweet as honey, colleagues to choose to bury their heads in the sand, no temper, friends to choose a pig-headed dog brain runny nose, the New Year's Day quickly wiped the snot, clean for the New Year.
78If you feel happy you wave your hand, if you feel happy you stomp your foot, if you feel happy you shake your head. Happy New Year, crazy people!