Urgent reminder: recently there is a fear of lightning phenomenon, when you go out, please put your cell phone on your head and plug the charger cable and drag it behind you to avoid lightning, remember!
The secret to free cell phone calls: when a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ring and then press the button to turn off the phone, then the call is free.
This is a well-designed text message, will your cell phone up and down upside down look, will appreciate the wonderful pattern ...... cell phone upside down fun?
According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, it has been found that soaking your cell phone in water for one minute before playing it can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves on the human brain, remember!
Dear user: Hello! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has a serious impact on the city appearance, and impede the development of mobile communications business, the station decided to launch a signal in 10 minutes to destroy the phone!
If you receive this message, it proves that your cell phone has been infected with a virus, so please take out your cell phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
April Fools' Day SMS
2. SMS about stupid people
Quiz you: what to do when all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Play a song title) "At least there's you" yikes!
Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he was very stupid, people asked him any questions he would only shake his head or answer "no", this story you have heard?
The one who makes furniture is the timber, the one who knows poetry is the scholar, the one who thinks about money, the one who is trained is the talent, the one who wants a woman is the body, the one who sends a message is the genius, and the one who is looking at the text message is the fool!
You are handsome, cool, simply can not be compared, you head over the pot cover hand carrying cabbage, always think they are the East is undefeated, in fact, you are fools second generation!
To test your Mandarin, read aloud the following poem: Dark stone green, dark stone green, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.
This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: Bedroom spring green, hold the plum and smell the flowers, I will only be in the first place, invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.
April Fool's Day SMS
3, about the health of the text messages
Lung capacity self-test tips: after farting, head down and inhale vigorously, and then observe the people around you to smell the odor. If you do, you'll have to work out harder; if you don't, you'll prove that you're a superhuman!
Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect. For the sake of your health, please get up and re-sleep ...... cell phone real-time monitoring system.
Ah! You, are so graceful and elegant, flavorful, no wonder, everyone said you ...... bloated!
Working again, right? I said more than once to you do not so play hard to work, pay attention to the body. But you always meaningfully said: do not take advantage of the warm days more rolling a few dungballs, winter I eat what
Some things should let you know! The sky, is used to scrape the wind and rain; ground, is used to grow flowers and grass; I, is used to prove the greatness of mankind; and you, is used to stew vermicelli.
You don't want to get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass of wine in your hand and shouting: "Is it a brother? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it!
I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing in the roadside, lonely waiting, just for one day when you walk past me, for you to fall, smashed not flat you even if you live in vain.
If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow; if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven; if I am gone, I will let her take care of you. Really, she's not a bad pig farmer!
I know you are hygienic and wash your hands every time you go to the toilet, and you wash them very carefully. Suddenly once you did not wash, I was very strange: how did not wash your hands? You replied: this time I brought paper!
Thinking of you is a very happy thing; seeing you is a very happy thing; loving you is something I will always have to do; putting you in my heart is something I have always done; however, lying to you is something that just happened.
I pray to the Buddha every day to get a long-lasting blooming roses, wait until nine hundred and ninety-nine together to give you and emotionally said: small child, I do not believe that the bees do not sting you!
Reportedly: a few days ago, the Ibiza armed forces in Baghdad city walls hung up your jade photo, resulting in a large number of U.S. soldiers vomited to death. The U.N. investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away.
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Snow in the north of Serbia. Sorry, it's jammed.
Today you woke up with a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note by your side: I struggled all night, and your cheek is so thick that I can't face living in this world! Lord forgive him! I committed suicide.
Someone saw you today, and you were as charming as ever, in your plaid undershirt, walking slowly, with a look of supreme ease, just adorable, I don't know how you raced rabbits back in the day?
You go! Find one worthy of your love...I don't know you well enough to know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed...like yesterday I really can't believe that you left with someone for a bone. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! It's okay! I told you it's okay, you still press the buttons!
A cricket made a bet with a pig that if I jumped into the grass you wouldn't be able to see me, and the pig said, "I want to be visible. So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking?
You interned in a psychiatric hospital, suddenly a neurological patient holding a kitchen knife to chase you, you turn your head and run until you run to a dead end, thinking it's over, the patient said: give you the knife, the you chased me
Wolf came to the pig's nest in a mess, the pig's mother arranged: big pig to block the door! The second pig went to block the window! When I saw the little pig, pig mom came to fire, shouting: old three, do not read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lead the wolf away
When you are alone and empty and lonely, the pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, sharpen it, chop it, and at the same time, you can vent yourself and roar: I kill the pencil, I kill the pencil, I kill the pencil
The sky is so clear, the sun is so bright, the sea is so boundless, you stand in the blue sea, I take a small stick to stab you, hey, this little bastard, the shell is still quite hard!
Crying, silly, happy days are gone, right? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember that a pig has to grow to a certain size before it is ready to be slaughtered.
That year in the tree under the military training, the instructor said to the students: the first row of the number. You looked at the instructor in surprise, the instructor said loudly again: report! So you reluctantly turned around and hugged the tree!
Your voice came from the valley, I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain, it was you! It really was you! You were with an old man, and I ran over to him excitedly and said, Master, lend me your donkey
I said, Every time I think of you a tear falls from the stars, and that's how the sea is formed. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government, and then you have to pay for it.
The twilight is as thick as wine, the autumn wind gently blowing willow, chrysanthemums lost for a long time where you run, the weather is cold for a long time you add clothes, the city does not allow the owner of the dog to beat you did not, peace to be able to call to avoid I have been missing!
Poor cell phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed this message so infected with April Fool's Day bacteria. Now the bacteria dressed in uniform formation neatly, is taking a vigorous pace through your body ......
I cruel heart the moment I left, you behind me helpless crying and tearing the lungs of the pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I violently turned around and cried and hold you tight: this head of the pig I'm not selling it!
There are gold arrows, iron arrows and copper arrows, and you want to learn silver arrows! That is to say, there are eighteen kinds of martial arts 360 strokes, you prefer to learn drunken arrows, so soon appeared in the jianghu you: drunken silver arrows!
The first time I saw you, I felt a sense of having known you for a long time, I have never said such sure words, you may not believe it, but it's true, you really look like my family ...... lost that pig!
God said to fulfill one of my wishes, I said I want world peace, he said it is too difficult to change it, I took out your picture and said I want this person to become beautiful, he pondered for a moment and said: take the globe I look again.
Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the aspen did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did
The tortoise and the hare race, the pig as a referee, do you think the tortoise ran faster or the hare ran faster?
You are about to go to the other side of the trip, sincere friends to see you off, the cold wind can not block our friendship, I hold your hand and said: good rehabilitation, and strive to reduce the sentence
Listen! I'm going to chase you! I'm going to go after you! You're the one I've been looking for all along! I'm going to make the most of this opportunity! I'm going to chase you! Dead fly!
Dear me, I'm thinking about you again, my love for you is growing every day, because someone told me: the price of pork has gone up, and you can sell it for a good price!
The English tongue-twister test: repeat peace-war-found three times quickly, fluently and without error proves that the English spoken language is superior.
In those days, we walked quietly along the paths of our hometown, your head shyly bowed. When the townspeople saw us they complimented you: Hey, nice and clean! They also praised me: good boy, out herding pigs at such a young age!
Oh! It's snowing! I really want to become a snowflake and fly into your arms. I flew into your neck collar, into your cuffs, into your ...... Why aren't you zipped up!
If a star falls and hits your head tonight please don't worry, it's a gift from me to the gods, and from now on you'll live a carefree and happy life, because - silly.
Did you eat enough today? Did you sleep well? Do you get cold late at night? I wish I could be quiet and stay by your side. I know you've always been incapable of taking care of yourself, jumping out of the piggy bank whenever I leave!
Someone passing by the cemetery, heard the knocking sound, the cold hair down the tree to see a person, so assured, asked: what to do? A: they carved my tombstone wrong, is changing it!
Do you know, my dear? You have recently lost a lot of weight! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, your body but people worry about ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!
Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How can that be so? How can you say people are whatever they look like?
The weather is cold and hot, and I always miss you, I would like to raise a carrier pigeon, so that it can fly to you every day, even if all it can do is a simple action: to take a shit on your head!
Yesterday someone called you a fruitcake behind your back and wanted to report to quarantine you, for which I fought with them: fuck, you can't call people what they are just because they look like something!
Please don't read any further, turn it off, there's really nothing to see, please, really? No regrets? Well, you asked for it you're a pig!
The Jade Emperor: Now the heavenly realm is in session to hear the case of Erlangshen's Roaring Dog raping Chang'e's Jade Rabbit, and the defendant is summoned! Hey! Roaring Dog! Called you! Still reading the text message! Still giggling
There is a meteor shower tonight, I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, you will be good, there are so many people watching you fly!
You take the white clouds as your clothes, borrow a pair of wings from the birds and put them on, you fly to me like an arrow and tell me - this is what a birdman looks like!
A drop of water is small in the ocean and great in the desert; a cranes is small in a flock and great in a flock of chickens; you are small in a crowd and great in a pigsty!
You know, I ran into a retard yesterday, and I've never seen anyone so dumb? As for how stupid? Let me put it to you this way, he probably has a lower IQ than you!
Hair long and ignored, clothes dirty and not washed, beard messy a few strands, image not male or female, sleep until noon to get up, never want to win the election. Who? It's you!
Please touch your little red face first, then touch your little belly! Good! This is the end of this lecture on pig farming, see you tomorrow !
Drinking too much also vomit, sad also cry, drive also on the tree, see beautiful MM also can not step, always feel is almost income, feelings are always not progress!
(! ) ordinary butt (__! ___)Chubby butt (!) Tight butt (_. _) flat butt (_*_) inflamed butt
The sun is pregnant, type a song. Hee hee ...... (The moon is causing trouble) Well!
The cucumber cried bitterly at the loss of love, and the eggplant consoled her: love is not only sweet and intoxicating, but also heartbreaking and tearful. Who made you fall in love with onions?
The teacher said: looking for two people I want the class flower. So vote for the class flower, made a scene, elected the most beautiful two girls. The teacher said: go to the Registrar's Office, move flowers!
Mosquitoes flew to the sleeping baby on the buttocks, the father chased away mosquitoes wiped on the flower water. The baby woke up screaming: Mom, mosquitoes just peed on my butt!
Men are born guilty, can not be afraid to do things tired, dating, of course, you pay, sweet words to die back, what is wrong is your wrong.
A man wants to jump off a building, his wife shouted: honey don't be impulsive, our road is still long! The man heard, whoosh jumped. The police said: you really shouldn't threaten him like that!
Glutinous rice and buns fight lost, very unconvinced walk on the road and ran into the seller splitting the head to hit, only to see the seller immediately take off his coat, said angrily, in fact, I'm an undercover agent!
You are the rose in my heart, but it's a pity that it's thankful; you are the moon in the sky, but it's a pity that it's covered by clouds; you are the Chang'e, but it's a pity that her face first hit the ground.
Grandmother and granddaughter in the consultation room. Undressing, the doctor said to the pretty girl. No, doctor, said the old lady:I am a patient. Am I? Then stick out your tongue.
Man marries for lack of judgment; man divorces for lack of endurance; and man remarries for lack of memory.
Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei your eyes are brighter than Zhu Geliang; my love is deeper than Lu Zhishen my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than the Monkey King.
A certain old lady loved to play mahjong during her lifetime, and after her death, her children proposed to send mahjong to accompany the burial, but a woman was worried: in case of insufficient manpower she came to call us how to do?
The street beauty a wave, street lamps also want to take a look; street beauty two wave, high-rise buildings want to kiss a bite; street beauty three wave, the earth brake back.
A couple *** to give birth to eight children, in order of osmanthus, camellia, plum blossoms, chrysanthemums, yellow flowers, grass flowers, wildflowers, the last one is called no money to spend.
Flowering world, flower flower heart, flower of the man cheating people heart, to achieve the purpose of the change of heart, to no longer sad, completely on the man dead heart!
You angrily rushed into a unit, yelling: here is the Animal Protection Society? Staff: Yes, may I ask who bullied you?
There is a boy in the class who is known as a sissy, once the art class teacher let do clay figures, he shouted: I want to do a man! The same table in the side took a sentence: alas, you finally figured it out.
Mountains outside the green hills outside the building, you do not care about me I do not worry, the world's beautiful women everywhere, at any time will take me in.
First year, the rabbit does not eat the grass lying down; sophomore, a good horse does not eat the grass back; junior, the end of the world where there is no fragrant grass; senior, the wind knows the test.
Chasing you and me is like a hunter chasing a fox; kissing you and me is like an old man nibbling corn.
The eighth ring met the moon old man asked: lean! The moon old man! Why did you let me separate from the high family Yulan. The moon old man said: she is a person, you are a demon, I am afraid that your children are born is a man and a demon
Off work to go home is poor, 9 o'clock to go home is a drunkard, 11 o'clock to go home is the color of the ghosts, 2-3 o'clock to go home is the gambling ghosts, do not go home is the wild ghosts!
Fluent and dashing is handsome, a call is a big brother, taxi driver is a brother, read the text message is a PIG.
Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? [Combined]
Small Ming always sleeps in class, the teacher criticized him: can you not sleep! Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a special-needs student.
Modern people's state of life: work today's shift, sleep yesterday's sleep, spend tomorrow's money.
Women for their own pleasure, men for their own pleasure, poor, if both sides of the mutual pleasure of their own, must be frogs with dinosaurs
Cool poem about falling in love in the university a: lonely ah lonely, not in the loneliness of love, in the loneliness of the perversion.
Beauty and beauty, beauty is so much, if you treat beauty, can not discuss wife.
A fat lady often boasts that her body is good, and must be old Zhai praise a few words. The old Zhai said: "It's too plump, how can you apply the Fengyun Dan to the waist?
I don't understand what kind of reason makes me think about you so much, a thousand words are gathered into four words: quickly return my money!
If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I was once innocent!