1. No requirement for hair?
2, there are three hours, the gray machine will be ash
3, my husband is called Chicken
4, the history museum is: from monkeys to people
5, the Bauhinia City to his pipe = city management
6, you killed me
7, you walk this week are out of the lineup of a women's soccer team ah
8, The 80-year-old several it.... Oops, all after 80 ah.
9, open robbery, robbery, you Somali pirates, right?
10, neighbors, complimented me, there is a big "wet" style
11, I went to the third grade, you went to the sixth grade, I went to the sixth grade, we will be in the same class.
12. Although I lost a crooked-necked tree, but gained a big forest.
13, all right, I'm such a big plate of dumplings, still care about you this piece of garlic ah. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this.
14, good food is not afraid of late.
15, the end of the world, there is no grass, why look around, the number is not much, not to mention the quality is not good.
16, in the years without you have a girl with me every year 30
17, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai is also a classmate, are butterflies, but also partial to fly it.
18, you finished the doctorate, I martyr.
19, put on my black vest, President Barack Obama.
20, the most painful thing in life is that people die money is not used up.
21, the most painful thing in life is that people are not dead, the money ran out.
22, Chinese name: Xiao Shenyang English name: XIAOSHENYANG (anechoic-like)
23, you do not let me sing, I would not dare you to serve.
24, I thank your eight generations of ancestors, I do ghosts will not let you go.
25, you did not order one, let us send one ah?
26, you said you a did not point, I also put one.
27, Q: "You get your boss." A: "No".
28, you look quite elegant.
29, Scottish flirting.
30, Dongqing said, "Mr. Ma's son Ma Ji."
31, Honey, I'm at the bottom of the sea.
32, I gave the police that driver's license ah, is Bai Yansong.
33, village chief, why are you sitting on the box again? You want to be the mayor of the township?
34, social progress, the train speed up, Yao Ming's son on down will walk.
35. You want to possess me, I want to possess you.
36, there is an old man on the camera especially like you, take a closer look, Samaranch.
37, I also dare to drink and fly an airplane.
38, can not even reason, then how can you reason ah?
39, one, three, five, drink white away, two, four, six and beer away.
40, we have a bus line on the road, the Olympic line, why not set up a special line after drinking, easy to manage.
41, this is the spirit of the boarding nose on the face.
42, public security has a gun, security guards and stick it.
43, our security that is a capital of the gray landscape. Our security cement gray.
44, his brother why so net八蛋 it? I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about. You are an excellent young man.
45, I do security in the heart, cattle.
46, 30 years ago, people ate fans, now it is "fans" eat people.
47. This dog bit you, he is very proud.
48. It is so important to master a foreign language. （
49. If you want to ask me which one I am, I'm a security guard at the top of the world.
50, to ask me which one, such as flowers like jade small nanny.
1. "In the past, people ate fans, now fans eat people." -- "I'm a little dizzy" Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng
2. "In the past, raising a son was called a dog, now raising a puppy is called a son." -- Jiang Kun and Dai Zhicheng, "I'm a Little Dizzy"
3. "I'm proud." --Sun Tao, Shao Feng and Xu Nannan, "The Lucky Three"
4. "People are water goods, but hearts are goods." -- Guo Da, Cai Ming, etc.
5. "You're killing me." -- Guo Da, Cai Ming, etc.
6. "A foreign-born is a nephew." --Ma Dong, "The Five Senses"
7. "Rabbits don't eat grass by the side of the nest, not to mention that the quality is not good, so why do you have to find it by your side." -- Feng Gong and Jin Yuting, "Warm Winter"
8. "Put on my vest, next year is Obama, put on my robe, get down is Tibetan mastiff." -- Feng Gong and Jin Yuting, "Warm Winter"
9. "Don't compete with us, you big turtle." -- Feng Gong and Jin Yuting, "Warm Winter"
10. "Rules on a submarine are subterfuge." -- "Underwater New Year's Eve" by Shang Daqing and others
11. "Yao Ming is big and can run when he has a baby." -- "Yellow Bean Yellow" Huang Hong and others
12. "Not bad for money." --Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian
13, "There are more painful things in this life, you know? It's that people don't die, but the money is spent!" --Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian
14. "How short is this life. When the eyes are closed, a day passes; when the eyes are closed and not opened, a lifetime passes. ......"---- "Not Bad Money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fu Jian
15. "What is the most painful thing in a person's life, do you know? It's when people die and the money is not spent!" -- "Not Bad for Money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian
16. "I will never forget you for your great kindness in my life, and I will never let you go even if I become a ghost." -- "Not Bad for Money" Zhao Benshan, Xiao Shenyang, Mao Mao, Bi Fujian