1, my five kills you can not grab ￥
2, quietly I left, as I quietly come; I touch a touch of the ring, and then take away a five kills. Sword Saint
3, five kills when my teammates said my hand speed is too fast did not react, as if a second thing five are dead
4, I method of chicken The opening took a five kills is really sloppy Feel most of the time my teammates are opposite the kind of This is the reason I do not want to play I an auxiliary is very helpless
5, the king's glory: even if you run to the tower, the same I'm not going to be able to stop me from killing five people and getting to the top!
6, I also typed: boo, low-key point, conventional operation
7, the first day with Luban four kills five kills, Figure three did not cut down five kills, the key is still teammates to give
8, hum, wait for my sable cicada five kills
9, suffocated, the palm League five kills screenshots can not be deleted, I saw in a pile of Jinx Vian's five kills mixed with a Zhao Xin The two of us cooperate to play the lower road, you AD to my auxiliary, family relationship is more solid, more solid.
11, my little Sun Bin took five kills in the diamond qualifying, very excited to commemorate, after all, it's a small auxiliary
12, it's the dream of all the flowers Mulan, the juggernaut assists me to take five kills! Played four hours of the king from five kills was robbed to 1-6 during the period I do not know what I experienced sable cicada is not waste is tired
13, great my sister, a come up on the five kills.
14, and saw you posted said, I really pain, hate iron is not steel, you find a person? Your salary is enough to support a family of three? Your milk powder money have earned enough? No? Then why are you posting? Does it solve your plight of not having enough to eat? Does it guarantee you a good job? Does it guarantee you a future in society? Will it help you to get a five-kill kill under the tower? Will it give you a perfect family? Besides, did your parents work so hard to raise you so that you can post blogs? Don't you have any sense? After all these years of schooling, how many comments have you posted and what has it given you? Did it give you perfect scores? Did it make you smart? Think about your parents' frugality, but you sit here and post, don't you feel pain? Can you even stand it? Well, more I do not want to say, you think about it, and when you think about it and then send a saying to repent!
15, there is a kind of jerk called LOL, there is a moving English called five kills, there is a game called League of Legends.
16, just in the dream with the native heroes played two row immediately immediately is two five kills, was woken up, this year's most annoying time is this time it
17, this is my first five kills, then the lord tyrant red and blue poop are still like that, a buff aura but in the bushes back to the city, then into the pit is still not long
18, the king of the Glory: Fire Dance new skin looks really fat, a skill to take five kills
19, I remember the New Year's Eve that night followed our roommates with open black, fat man took a 4 kills, when we are shouting five kills, Hammerhead came over to send a, and then played Happy New Year, and then when the opposite side of the crystal burst right away when we surrendered, played Happy New Year, that is how good memories, now! , my roommate and I don't even have cell phone numbers anymore.
20, and see you in the hair say, which makes me can not help but worry about you: your high number completed? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the work you do. The university is to let you send a message every day? Can posting comments help you to gain a foothold in society later on? Can you find a job? Will it make your parents feel better? Can you find a date? Have you ever thought that in the future, you rely on you to fight alone, the whirlpool of society will always be involved in you, the competition of the weak and the strong is what you can bear? If you don't study hard, how will you have a skill, how will you stand out, if you don't study hard, how will you return to your parents, can you solve these problems by posting comments? Do your parents know that you are posting nonsense in the space? Can you make your life smooth sailing? The cruel society is not you these words can resist, but only serious efforts to study, enrich themselves, perfect themselves, in order to make you different, in order to let you have the ability to go to the five kills to destroy, understand it? I'm not going to be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get a good understanding of what you are talking about.
21, the store manager is really good for me, other people's five kills have network fees, my five kills give me a god damn spicy eggs
22, yesterday's row came across the opposite side of the Luna took five kills, so I was very serious about remembering in the small book. See I learned to do justice to God
23, this morning dinner, next to a few students bragging about each other, my Sword Saint Aso, a q can take five kills. Sword Saint Aso q scared me cake almost fell into the bowl.
24, Zhou Gongzhu single-row five kills, Xian'er a give him sing that song is very tempting song small Zhou died. Know why Zhou Gongzhu a four row double row on the goat like a younger brother?
25, goodbye, goodbye. From platinum four 4 stars all the way down to gold. Can't afford to mess with it.145 days of companionship, also smashed some money, the king of the woman, I! Let! Bit! Never a game let me so desperate. (Uninstalled as if lost love) Please remember the moment I five kills.
26, thank me Wen took me to take the first five kills, I Wen is the thigh.
27, by the king of glory poisoned so long finally five kills or two Zhou Yu is really explosive ah
28, the new Zhou Yu is not generally strong, I'm so vegetable a hand can take two five kills
The king of glory reason funny saying paragraph set share1.because you I like the king of glory, and then found that the king of glory is much more interesting than you.
2. My intended victim is a gaijin, and one day he will five kills destroy ride MVp, take me from bronze to glory king.
3. I no longer want to see you in the late-night row, do not want other students to see your position, you know that this will make my heart broken, promise me that you from now on do not wander in the wilderness, do not easily try to cross the tower of the taste, you know that this will make me collapse.
4. Playing the game will really become younger, I played the King of Glory yesterday, everyone praised me for being an elementary school student.
5. My intended victim is a gaijin hero, one day he will ride the colorful clouds, with 150 levels of violent runes, wearing the supreme treasure skin to marry me. I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess that this monkey came up with a stick, but also took a fucking five kills.
6. He used to be a king, and then broke the net.
7. I tell you that the King of Glory is a good thing ah, it changed my bad habits of staying up all night, so say, now all fucking change overnight.
8. King of Glory is nothing more than a game, the king and how? How about the first in the whole service? The paragraph again high ultimately just data. In the future, you can say to your mother-in-law that you have all the heroes and all the skin? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do it all in one place.
9. Before playing King of Glory is to accompany you, now have King of Glory, who still rare you.
10. Young people have three kinds of things can not touch, chasing stars, mahjong, king of honor, the more you touch the more you will feel, single a person can be really interesting.
11. Initially, when playing the King of Glory, because the technology is not good to be scolded as a dog, fortunately, then there is a god to take me to play with me, I am modest to ask for advice, learned a lot of experience, and now I am finally and once upon a time is very different, other people are scolded but I.
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12. Say how you get out of the lost love welcome to the King of Glory
13. Previously like a girl, the girl said that she liked the King of Glory to play a good boy. So I practiced hard on King of Glory, and after two months, I forgot all about that girl.
14. Play King of Glory? You are responsible for a fight five, I am responsible for the whole map wave.
15. You see my king online, please directly invite me, did not chat with the day is not familiar with how, played a disk is a life and death friendship.
16. Ask you a question to speak if your girlfriend is sick, waiting for you to take care of but at this time you King of Glory just opened a ranked promotion match, this time you choose that choose Han Xin it , I Han Xin thief 6
17. If a boy playing King of Glory when back to your message, you think he cares about you, too naive, he is waiting for the resurrection.
18. together with the king? I'm very good, I can pit to you want to cry.
19. Suggested two new features in addition to the surrender of the King of Glory: 1. The opposite side is too powerful let me abandon the darkness; 2.become a demon. I'd rather fight nine, not with the fury as a teammate.
20. Really envy some ladies a sentence your husband to help you King of Glory on the score, I was your husband chasing after the head of the beatings have exploded.
21. Hello, hello, is 110? Yes someone wants to kill me, you guys quickly come to save me please ask where you are I am in the King of Glory 103 area of the anti-injury stabbing armor next to the big dragon you quickly come ah
22. What is the object of the deal, is the cigarette is not good to smoke, wine is not good to drink, or the King of Glory is not good to play!
23. King of Glory only will not play and dish no good boys will smack the girl pit. The real will play can't wait to sister is pit. If the girl is not pit, then what is called to bring the girl?
24. You really fucking is my friend, out of the matter called me to come, I came over, what words did not say was arrested to beat a meal, I have not messed with the matter, just so once I was beaten, you actually ran faster than a dog, I now I am a person lying in the bushes of the King of Glory, do you know that I am more afraid?
Friday sent a funny saying
1, a successful man behind a supportive woman, a failure of the man behind a mischief-making woman.
2, as long as there is a class in the heart, go wherever, are not considered truant.
3, God God, I hope that my future table that is the school grass, and the school bully.
4, dare to curse me to eat instant noodles without seasoning package, I curse you to eat instant noodles only seasoning package.
5, Na sister you do not come back to happy camp will be renamed.
6, I wish the world lovers are long lost brother and sister.
7, to the mosquito that time off the shelf.
8, the front of the bangs grow fast, the back of the hair to learn.
9, want to sneeze still can not sneeze, hold back the tears came out
10, I want to be a good boy, but the character gradually have a tendency to bad children.
11, the saddest thing is, girlfriends like your boyfriend, your boyfriend's buddies like you!
12, home is what, home is that wifi will automatically connect the place.
13, why crash and die on a scallion, I still have a forest!
14, there are ideals I will go after, otherwise I will die in peace.
15, what birthday what broken egg day to me! I'm still young and don't want to be that old!
16, birth is not right, death can not afford. Now the cemetery and the price of housing is as expensive.
17, for the "rich white beauty", three points I have reached the standard - white food, rich, beautiful
18, not I do not close to the female sex, is not close to the female color me!
19, 18 years old, wish me a birthday hi, the future can not do illegal things.
20, let a girl crazy just two steps: the first step, give her a photo; the second step, do not let her see the photo.
21, when someone sends you a hello, you do not go back to hello, you should go back to the cool dog.
22, even the best chain can not tie the dog that loves to run.
23, life is in the toss, toss to boil.
24, the alarm clock rang, woke up my heavy drop drive shell, lack of alarm does not wake up my sleeping heart.
25, geography class, the teacher: you say what is the layer outside the earth? Classmates: fragrant milk tea.
26, let me do your cell phone OK, so you can hold me in your hands every day
27, don't think you have a face with a Ximen Qing, you can pursue sister, sister is not Pan Jinlian.
28, reading when molesting girls are not like to grab the braid.
29, black photo film is either on the tombstone or button avatar.
30, the commitment is like a sentence XX, said out of doing.
31, if you can not be beautiful amazing, then ugly soul hook it
32, mess with me bald strong, beat you no discussion.
33, I got poor cancer, only money to cure me
34, I'm not lazy, I just like to do nothing
35, the mother has always been regarded as handsome and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me this way.
36, today I have a birthday, friends with flowers to smash me!
37, lost love, let yourself grow fat, because the heart wide body fat.
38, the doctor told me to photosynthesize, do not stay up all night.
39, I also want to become suitable for you, but I really can not thin down.
40, when taking pictures, obviously feel like smiling naturally, shoot out but look like a face paralyzed
41, you say you are a limited edition, then I tell you, I'm out of print.
42, your mother chased me ten streets, said I look like your father.
43, seven Snow White a dwarf, that is definitely not a fairy tale.
44, mom praised me for being virtuous, idle nothing.
45, woke up every day to change the hairstyle. Either Ultraman or Super Saiyan.
46, a hundred miles, pick out a Phoenix.
47, no matter what kind of beauty when thin, fat after all a virtue
48, at home can not smile at the phone, parents will think you are in love
49, do not smoke will not die, but it will be worse than death.
50, do not listen to the words of the old man, die in front of me, uh-uh-uh-uh!
qq Funny Sayings Funny Sayings 2020
1, school, you can get my people but not my heart.
2, to be a temperamental hooligan, tasteful colorful wolf, illiterate with knowledge!
3... You think I'm afraid of gossip? I am afraid that you listen to those who are right and wrong.
4, the plain life is not what I want, this will make me feel like a dead man alive.
5, and my husband to travel, met my ex-boyfriend, and exchanged a few pleasantries. Back on the road, my husband asked me: "Who just talked to you?" I: "I'm below the unit of advanced workers!
6, sister I am not sentimental and nymphomaniac, sister just like beauty.
7, for me, August 13 is not Valentine's Day, but the day the school opened,
8, have a heart will be tired, no heart does not matter.
9, the spring I planted a girlfriend, the fall I harvested a bunch of men
10, a knife and a knife cut my heart to say love me, lover you really humorous
11, once and my boyfriend went to the subway, on the way to play a game of trust, I closed my eyes, he led me to walk. Smoothly on the subway eventually he helped me sit down, and then he said, "Do not open, this seat is someone else let."
12, Bei Nose, betting on oil spicy Thames Mi °
13, the husband has a cold in the past few days, coughing terribly, his wife to find the leakage of medicines to give him to serve. Husband said, "I coughing to eat a good job can make? Wife said guaranteed to work!" Husband home at night, his wife asked him how effective? Hubby said it really works, coughing, pulling a pants pocket, coughing, pulling a pants pocket, scared not dare to cough ......
14, a friend sent a message that was hit by a car, I expressed concern, she returned, shocked, the relationship is not great. I want to ask her did not hit? The damn smart input method typed "not hit?" And also sent out, I pull all the pull ah ...
15, today I heard that the neighbor's sister is only married for a year, there is an affair, with a rich second generation eloped to a foreign country. This makes me this unmarried people also can not help but produce a hint of fear of marriage, if I get married after meeting a rich second generation can do!
16, the dog and bear to save the beauty can also @
17, "in order to lose weight, bear the pain to spend 3000 to do a fitness annual card, although once did not go, but no money to eat, a month really thin 10 pounds." -- indeed effective!
18, in the hospital to hear a woman said loudly, the doctor you gave me yesterday to press the ring I want to take. The doctor asked why. She said, tie people. The doctor asked how to tie? She said, zapping her husband. Then I saw her husband seems to be looking for a crack in the ground.
19, - you again how to X, the sky fell rake rake you can use the mouth then.
20, losers will have a day of reversal, fungus no longer back to the powder time.
21, daredevil team is: do not eat during the day, do not sleep at night, military training dead.
22, wife: husband, I want to eat apples, give me a wash. I'm not going to. Wife, you do not listen to the words of the old lady. Hubby, I'm not voice-activated. Wife slapped her husband and he went obediently. Wife, the original touch screen.
23, the opening of the school notice: your school in another location to rebuild you were forced to delay the opening of the school due to your school innocently collapsed school special vacation for a year.
24, I watched TV with my sister, my mother took two apples over, my sister grabbed it, said, "are mine." Mom said angrily, "One for one." Then Lz joyfully snatched one from my sister's hand and said with a big smile, "It's still mom's." My mom snatched it back from me, took a big bite, and said with a grimace, "I'm not talking about you.
25. It's okay for you to destroy me, because in the next second someone else will destroy you.
26, just a night dinner, a rich second generation is always chattering non-stop, all kinds of bragging, thinking how great, I silently looked at him, thinking I'm a descendant of the dragon + successor to socialism, I did not say anything, tugging what tugging, hmm!
27, in the hustle and bustle of loneliness, in the loneliness of the hustle and bustle. Think of your feeling is a cup of coffee with alcohol ...... think you will want me?
28, our mouth like the original is our habit! It turns out that eating chocolate will be addictive!
29, after school and so on the bus, the bus came, I want to use the bus card to swing a wave, indicating that I want to sit, the results came out of an auntie napkin, (auntie napkin and bus card to put the uniforms, uniforms pockets are very large) I will never forget all the people's eyes ...
30, the bathroom newly opened, the discounts big payoffs it! Customers asked: "What price?" The boss said: "Men's bathroom 10, women's bathroom 100." Customer: "How is the gap between men and women so big!" Boss: "It's like this, please, which bathroom you want to enter?"
31, to be my chest hair and waist we get gay can be good
32, you better leave me! Go as far away as possible, please do not pester me, I really can not stand you, you will only bring me harm, the more you are intimate with me, the more I suffer ...... dead mosquitoes.
33, a man's hand was cut by a kitchen knife, his girlfriend was ready to give him a bandage, the man said cheaply that you help me suck disinfection chant. His girlfriend asked him why, he said this proves that you love me ah. His girlfriend said, help you suck blood to show that love you? He nodded his head, then saw his girlfriend slowly pants down, said, I also give you a chance to prove love me! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said!
34, do not say personality incompatibility, do not talk about horoscopes, do not make up the eye edge, the key is the face and background, right by me, right
35, interviewer: "your resume wrote that you are very fast at mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, 13 multiplied by 19 is how much?" I blurted out: "45!" Interviewer: "This is also too far away." Me: "But it's fast right."
36, no matter what the test into what kind of dog I believe I have a bright future.
37, the Spring Festival, you will be fierce winds of money, hard rain of money, hail of gold and silver hail, diamond ice, long emerald trees, hanging pearl frost, agate fruit, be careful to be smashed! New Year to send you three chocolates: the first Dove - look forward to you getting all the happiness in the world; the second Golden Emperor - wish you in the golden years of life in the emperor; the third Cadbury - wish you good luck in the year of 100 things!
38, do not want to write homework do not blame us, should be blamed on the people put the summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest and coldest season.
39, forgive me for my emotional tears have been flowing non-stop but still have to say some funny words just because of your sentence you are also important
40, come to school early every day on the surface of the love of learning, but there are a few people know that we are here to copy the homework.
41, last summer to buy a particularly good write of the click pen finally used up. After a day of classes felt the body was emptied. Feel the lack of ability and real timidity.
42, on the park bench, sitting next to me the girl eating ice cream is too cute, I can not help but imitate. Every time she licked a mouthful of ice cream, I did it all over again. See the girl threw me an angry and disgusted look, I smiled and explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm definitely not a pervert!" The girl got even angrier, "But it's my ice cream you're licking!"
43, they are a group of small stars, there is love in the place where they are present, to give you If the memory is as strong as steel, then I should smile or cry
44, someone I warn you, limited to you within three seconds immediately roll. Well, three seconds have passed and you haven't rolled. I'm not going to be able to get away from you for the rest of your life!
45, he said I'm so funny, who knows my heartache
46, Piao Khan's life.
47, I have a small chest, I save fabric for the country.
48, my strengths: the courage to admit fault; my weaknesses: determined not to change
49, don't think that boys are too childish, that is, he likes you, if you do not like you, he is more mature than your father!
50, Santa Claus came to China fell down, no one dares to help, has frozen to death.