Qi: 110
Soldier: I am 110, I am 110
Qi: Ahem, does this look like 110?
Soldier: I want to be 110
Qi: Attention 110, attention, stand at attention, aligned to the right, look forward, comrades, there are people armed with knives in the skyscraper robbery. The situation is critical, immediately go to the police. (Yes!) (Motorcycle sound, siren sound) you this where the siren barking which, you whole a police dog barking which, you this is ......
Soldier: police dog barking?
Qi: Zhang Xiaohu, (to) order as cover, Li Xiaobao (to) order as a receiver, the big soldiers (to) order you to the 23rd floor to catch the murderer, out of the police.
Soldier: where is the elevator?
Qi: elevator blackout running up the stairs!
Soldier: power outage?
Qi: The power is out!
Soldier: 23rd floor?
Qi: Yes, yes, yes, yes, now they are all high-rise buildings, look, our building.
Soldier: Hey, run away, which told me to reach this white?
Qi: put those two hooves also use, quickly, hey, how also with kicking people?
Soldier: which design of the building, twenty-three floors it, almost did not fall a cross, report chief, I have reached the twenty-third floor, where the murderer?
Qi: soldier attention, soldier attention, the murderer now scampered to the first floor, order you immediately rushed to the first floor to catch the murderer.
Soldier: This murderer is a bit more agile than I am.
Qi: You can't sit there and wait for you to catch him, hurry down.
Soldier: I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down, I'm going to go down!
Qi: You are jumping disco it, almost crying out!
Soldier: Reporting to the chief, I have rolled and crawled to the first floor.
Qi: soldier attention, the murderer now scampered to the first floor again, he forgot to wear shoes.
Soldier: I can't.
Chi: Why not?
Soldier: I'm a lot less physically fit than the murderer.
Qi: If you don't have the physical strength, don't say you are 110 ah!
Soldier: I just ran into him will be killed by him!
Qi: you can not do 110
Soldier: you change a different road I can get.
Qi: You can't do it again!
The soldier: another way.
Qi: 110 attention, now five one road there is a child fell into the sewer inside, the situation is very dangerous, immediately out of the police. (Mo sound, police sound) I'm afraid you bite people! Zhang Xiaohu (to) ordered you to take cover, Li Xiaobao (to) ordered you to take over, Bing (to) ordered you to jump into the well.
Soldier: I can't swim.
Qi: Put on a diving cap, put on a diving suit, hold a scanner in your left hand, hold a telegraph in your right hand, jump into the well and fish for people.
Soldier: It's either up or down anyway.
Ki: You're fishing for money?
Soldier: It's good to have money to fish for.
Qi: Attention soldier.
Soldier: what's wrong?
Ki: There's a snake swimming toward you on your upper left, (ah!) What do you call it?
Soldier: I'm most afraid of snakes!
Qi: It doesn't matter if you're afraid it scares me.
Soldier: You contain him to go away!
Qi: Soldier, there's an unknown object behind you, and it's closing in on you. （Its eyes are the size of light bulbs and its whiskers are as thick as steel wires, we've got a good look at it.
Soldier: It's not a water monster!
Ki: It's a giant water rat.
Soldier: Aiya, help, people are dying, call 110 ah.
Qi: You are 110, you still call 110 ah?
Soldier: I was stunned by you!
Qi: you can't do it, you see people really sit under the 110, which one like you look like this?
Soldier: you change another other road, I promise to do it!
Qi: 110 attention, now the neurological hospital ran out of a maniac, see men on the cut see women on the chase, the situation is critical, immediately out of the police. Zhang Xiaohu (to) ordered as a cover, Li Xiaobao (to) ordered you as a receiver, the big soldier ......
Soldier: I heard it, this time I heard it.
Qi: What did you hear?
Soldier: this 110 total **** only the three of us do things.
Qi: 110, 24 hours a day, rotating duty, just in time for your shift.
Soldier: You do not exhaust me you will not rest.
Qi: huh?
Soldier: What do you mean?
Ki: Soldier, you are ordered to attract the attention of the psychopath.
Soldier: report chief.
Chi: Huh?
Soldier: I guess I can't attract him with my ghostly appearance.
Qi: Soldier immediately make-up.
Soldier: How?
Qi: immediately make up, (how to make up) put on a fake hood (ah), put on lipstick, put on a necklace, put on a dress, the chest buckle two bowls, put on high heels, out of the police!
Soldier: report to the chief, according to your instructions, the psychopath has been scared away by me.
Qi: How was he scared off by you?
Soldier: I accidentally broke a bowl when I started walking by.
Chi: You didn't seal your bowl!
Soldier: He ran off on the spot.
Ki: Oh, oh.
Soldier: He also said something!
Ki: Said a what?
Soldier: He said I looked much sicker than he did in this condition.
Qi: Ha, you've cured him.110 attention, there is a new situation, the fifth apartment there is a young woman bathing, unfortunately gas poisoning, collapsed in the bathhouse. The situation is critical, dispatch the police immediately! Immediately--
Soldier: Wait, I'll go! I'll go!
Qi: Hey, how can you be so positive this time?
Soldier: It's my way anyway if I don't ask for it, there's only three of me. If I ask for it, it'll look like I'm more active, so I'll go, chief.
Chi: The soldier orders you to carry this young woman out immediately.
Soldier: I can't do that.
Qi: What's wrong?
Soldier: How can I hold it.
Ki: How can't you hold it?
Soldier: I'm a man and she's a woman.
Ki: What's wrong with that?
Soldier: people usually bathe without clothes.
Qi: 110 on a mission and still think about these things? Saving lives is important.
Soldier: report chief.
Qi: what is it?
Soldier: this task is too arduous, I suggest that the chief personally to hold.
Soldier: we are not the material.
Ki: Finally let us get into something.
Soldier: screw something?
Chi: Guard the alarm call.
Soldier: Hey, that's my specialty.
Chi: See how it's guarded.
Soldier: I'm a smooth talker.
Qi: All of us here are 110, see how to guard. Doo doo doo doo doo doo - hello (hello), hello (hello) 110 it.
Soldier: Yes, I'm 110 what's your business?
Qi: I have nothing to do.
Soldier: nothing - nothing to call what the hell?
Qi: beep beep beep, hello (hello) hello (hello) 110 it?
Soldier: Yes, this is 110.
Qi: 110, what's your problem?
Soldier: I'm fine, I've been victimized by a ghost twice.
Qi: a day nothing to call 110 no less than a dozen, according to this to administrative detention, but also a time, doodoo doodoo - feed (feed) feed (feed), the zoo, right?
Soldier: Ouch, I'm a tiger.
Qi: the tiger spoke.
Soldier: I'll bite you to death.
Qi: Tiger wants to eat people?
Soldier: I'm 110!
Qi: Hey, I'm looking for 110.
Soldier: What are you looking for 110?
Qi: I'll ask you for the phone number of the zoo.
Soldier: You call 114, ah demented.
Qi: Ouch, 114 occupied line.
Soldier: You call me here, I have to dial 114 as well.
Qi: toot toot toot - hello (hello) hello (hello), you are 11 several ah?
Soldier: There's not a single innocent person on the phone today.
Qi: No, I'm getting on in years, pick up the phone and I forget the phone number this ......
Soldier: You old man, I can hear you, you're an old granny, right?
Qi: I am an old lady.
Soldier: No hurry, we are here 110.
Qi: I am looking for 110 ah.
Soldier: What are you looking for 110?
Qi: I'm looking for ...... something I forgot again!
Soldier: This memory how so bad it! You old think about it.
Qi: Oops, I just to the side of the mouth I can not say, what is it ah?
Soldier: You did not lose money, right?
Qi: money can't be lost, (oh) this old lady life can be lost, money can't be lost, (oops) last time I went out I pulled out my pocket, dropped a nickel, I followed the road I chased out more than half a mile, and then I don't chase (oh) I picked up a dollar. Hey, hey, hey! Can't lose it.
Soldier: so you are not going to lose the money, (hmmm) so have you eaten?
Ki: I haven't eaten all day.
Soldier: why don't you go back and eat?
Qi: I can't get into the house.
Soldier: Have you got the key to open the door?
Qi: I key ...... I remember, I just key forgotten in the head of the house.
Soldier: Oh, the key is forgotten in the head of the house.
Qi: 110 ah, can you help me open the door to take out the key?
Soldier: I'll be right there.
Qi: Thank you so much.
Soldier: It's only right!
Qi: they say there are difficulties to find 110, I say a sentence in English to thank you,
Soldier: your old memory is not good, English still know.
Qi: memory almost, (Cantonese) really sorry la!
Soldier: What the hell is this English, go!
Qi: Zhang Xiaohu (to) orders as a cover, Li Xiaobao (to) orders as a receiver ......
Soldier: the two of them long to do the receiver.
Qi: big soldier - (hey) order you to jump.
Soldier: I do not jump.
Qi: tie a rope around your waist and fly down from the air to open the window to open the door.
Soldier: the rope is strong, right?
Qi: The rope is strong! (G.I. tied the rope) It's almost like tying a pig! The TV reporter is already here.
Soldier: Turn the camera on me.
Ki: This one wants to be famous.
Soldier: put me on camera.
Ki: Oh, look at that.
Soldier: I'm 110
Ki: This one wants to be 110.
Soldier: A hero is about to be born.
Chi: I see you're about to lay an egg!
Soldier: Hmph, don't stop me.
Qi: No one is stopping you, I'm two feet away from you!
Soldier: I'm jumping!
Qi: You can jump if you want to! Look at you, you're smiling at me.
Soldier: What floor is this?
Qi: 25th floor.
Soldier: Ouch!
Qi: Don't fall down, this look you see!
Soldier: I'm not afraid.
Qi: I didn't say you were afraid!
Soldier: I think of Dong Cunrui, who sacrificed his life to blow up the bunker.
Qi: Heroes here.
Soldier: think of Liu Hulan died under the enemy's guillotine.
Qi: What are you crying about?
Soldier: Thinking of Ouyang Hai fighting to pull the frightened horse.
Qi: Laughing again.
Soldier: Thinking of Park Chi-Ko.
Ki: Huh? Why are you thinking of the traitor?
Soldier: thinking of him makes me angry.
Qi: Why are you angry with him?
Soldier: He's so contemptible, why did he defect?
Qi: You do not mutiny on the line.
Soldier: I will not defect.
Qi: This is the time to think of people mutiny you see.
Soldier: Stay away from me, I'll jump!
Qi: Jump! Swish, went down!
Soldier: Shoes fell down, you see.
Qi: Shoes are scared off. People real 110 soldiers went down.
Soldier: from the window into the house, open the door, the old lady into the house, the old lady is still particularly excited, too thank you 110, hahaha.
(The old lady held Qi Zhi's hand, swaying back and forth)
Qi: nothing ah, this is what we should do. You take me as a frying back and forth upside down is not it?
Soldier: Thank you loved ones 119 ah.
Qi: Haha, 119 is a fire, we are 110.
Soldier: I do not remember well.
Qi: ouch, memory almost.
Soldier: you come to get what guy ah?
Qi: I'll help you open the door and take out the key.
Soldier: Oh, right, right, right, thank you.
Qi: Is everything okay?
Soldier: How many floors did you open?
Qi: twenty-five floors ah?
Soldier: I live on the first floor
Qi: Go to your bar.