2. I'm only
two
in my teens, love can arrive later, but courier and takeout, a little late is not acceptable.
three. Always thought she liked me until she denied it and I realized she had a crush on me.
4. Ugly-looking people have the first right to speak. Because we often hear people say things like, "I'm ugly first!"
5. People change. I, for example, was once all about getting rich, but not anymore, now I just want to get out of poverty!
6. Can't finish the work, can't sleep enough, can't feed the fat wallet, can't afford to buy the mink, half a lifetime to earn two hundred million, a memory loss, a memory.
VII. Road test, the man walked into the cab, the examiner sat next to him and asked, "Are you nervous?" The man replied, "Not nervous, our coach said, you just think of it as a dog sitting next to you."
VIII. Called a cleaning to clean the house, the aunt to wear a shoe cover. I hurriedly said: no no can directly step in! Auntie cleaning: No, I'm afraid to get my shoes dirty.
Nine. I used to think that the poor but
three generations means that the poor to
three generations will not be poor again, grew up to know that the poor to the
three generations have been so poor that even the daughter-in-law can not be married, there is no
fourth generation.
Ten. At night with his wife on the street, the road picked up
5 dollars, his wife said that the money must be spent, otherwise it will bring bad luck, I'm half believing, the results of her pulling me into the supermarket to buy more than two hundred snacks.
Eleven. The prince and the princess in the fairy tale ended up living happily ever after. The main reason: one is beautiful and the other is exceptionally rich.
xii. Growing up means that when you hear the words "rough seas"
, you don't think of the sea anymore.
Thirteen. When someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love, I threw a math book in his face.
XIV. A lot of girls say they are uncle control, in fact, for them, the rich old man is the uncle, no money are old rascals.
XV. Only the weak will cry when breaking up and beg him not to go, we strong people are on their knees holding each other's thighs so that he can't move an inch.
Sixteen. Some people's best effort to lose weight is to eat hot pot. Eat barbecue meat . Eating cake with a bottle of sugar-free drink.
XVII. After dinner, my wife said to me: you wash the dishes!" I looked at my son, hoping that he would help me plead for mercy, after all, I just bought him a toy submachine gun. My son raised the toy sub-machine gun in his hand and aimed it at me: hurry up and wash the dishes! The bullets don't have eyes!
18. What do you mean by friendship? After I graduated, I changed
4 cell phone numbers. I didn't tell anyone, but I was still contacted when my classmates got married!
19. In this era of thin air. The best way to get someone to remember you is to owe them money!
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Ten. Jack Ma once said: a man's career and looks are inversely proportional. I couldn't bear to look in the mirror, it seems that I am destined to achieve nothing in my life.
Twenty-one. When I was a kid, my brother and I stole five dollars from my mom
! I was beaten by my mother, and when I was kneeling, I didn't hold back and let out a particularly loud fart! My brother laughed out loud, and Dad thought he was displeased and beat him again.
22. The hot weather is good for confession, if you succeed, you can date and drink ice, if you fail, it's okay, at least the heart has been half cold.
xiii. It's not easy to be a mom or dad nowadays: you give your children money, but they thank you for the koi.
XXIV. I've been looking forward to this for a long time, but I'm not sure what I'm looking forward to, because I'm not sure what I'm looking forward to. For example, I'm looking forward to the end of class, the end of class, the end of school, the end of school, the end of vacation, the end of vacation, the end of school closure.