How many scarves does my mother have? She doesn't know. Although I think everything looks the same, she can wear it every day. The biggest function of silk scarves is to "take selfies at scenic spots", or to make up for spreading your wings and flying, or to bow your head and meditate. The necessary artifact for taking pictures in each photo is the silk scarf.
Open her photo album, and you will find that 7 photos were taken at the gate of a scenic spot. Every photo is different and similar. Actually, I also admire this honey's self-confidence ability.
My mother is definitely a hardworking and thrifty traditional woman in China. Last week, I bought a face sponge in the supermarket and left it at home on business. When I came back, I found that my mother was actually washing dishes with a sponge. While using it, she vomited, "I don't know how expensive rice is, it's hard to buy a sanitary ball ..." Well, that's right!
My mother's sister group is also made up of a group of old ladies of the same age, most of whom met because of the square dance. Old ladies chat together, in addition to bragging about whose children have a future, that is, comparing who buys cheap and beautiful things. In order to cater to the psychology of the old ladies, some people always organize the old ladies to buy them, so there are more toilet paper, soap and shampoo in my house ... I privately named this group buying organization "bandit".
Do all mothers love singing? My mother is crazy playing "National K Song". Singing during the day and singing at night, I also send you a link from time to time "I just sang" Dongfanghong ",come and send me flowers". After sending the flowers, she forced you to share them with your friends before they were finished. Mom, sometimes I just can't do it.
I don't know when my mother began to be obsessed with health preservation, and she often gave me some "secret recipes for longevity". I believe that apart from the National Health Bureau, my mother is definitely the most concerned about video security. The news said that bird flu, from now on, my family will not eat chicken; The news said that swine flu, my family does not eat pork; The news said that seafood was not fresh, and my family didn't eat seafood ..... For a while, I could only eat green vegetables, and I took worms with me every day. Then my dad couldn't bear to stand up! The "Health Gate" incident failed.
Tell me every day that eating takeout is bad for your health, but you don't tell me what to eat without takeout. Every time she wants to eat some home-cooked food when she goes home, she is always rehearsing the square dance, and she also specially calls and says, "Girl, order take-out yourself!"
When I was a child, I played games 10 minutes, and my mother would shout, "How long have you been playing? Have you finished your studies? " In case I have a headache, I must have watched cartoons and played games. Now my mother fights with the landlord until midnight, and her madness is not lost to any internet addiction teenager.
For her health, I said, "Mom, have you forgotten how to educate me?" Only worthless old ladies can play games. "My mother asked," What's the use of an old lady being so promising? "I choked in an instant, mom. You're amazing.
My mother loves watching small videos, and sometimes she laughs wildly. How many times I got up at night and heard the laughter coming from her room, which made me gasp.
Young people brush Tik Tok, and my mother's old ladies love volcano videos. I didn't know there were so many old ladies who danced square dance and sang duet in the small video circle.
Some time ago, the video of "Lu Chao, How Good" was on fire. My mother didn't know where she saw it, and then she was brainwashed crazily.
"Mom, do you think this dress of mine looks good?"
"How nice!"
"Mom, why don't you go shopping at the weekend?"
"How nice!"
"Mom, my dad went to the park to play chess again!"
"How nice! ..... What did you say? Say it again! "
My mother loves beauty very much. When I buy her clothes, she always thinks my eyes are poor, and then makes an excuse to return them. But when I'm away, she always wears my clothes secretly, wears my clothes for a "fashion show" and then puts them back, as if nothing happened.
Will also urge me to fall in love: "girl, you are not young, don't be too picky, get married as soon as possible." I told her that I was in love, and she would say, "You are still young, don't rush to get married, be picky."
When I was single, she said, "Marry someone quickly, be it rich or poor, beautiful or ugly, or marry someone quickly." When I was not single, "Your boyfriend is too short, short and ugly. Why don't you choose again?"
Mom and dad often bicker, and the chat with mom every day is basically about dad. Sometimes I wonder if they are enemies. I don't know how we got together for more than 30 years.
All couples quarrel, 80% can't leave the child, and the focus of discussion is who is used to the child. When I lost my job, my father said, "Children are made by you, so capricious." Mom retorted, "How can I get used to it? Who is the child's surname? I don't know who is so stubborn! "
When I put my salary in front of them, she said, "The child is so smart, she completely inherited me, and the IQ of the child inherited from her mother" ... Mom, have you forgotten what you said not long ago?
Mother watched too many bitter dramas and was possessed by the drama essence every day. "Your father never cares about the family and children. I am a father and mother who broke her heart for you. Remember, if you have anything, you must talk to your mother, and she will try her best to help you ... "
"Mom, I want to buy a mobile phone."
"Come on, ask your dad for money!"
Mom, although dad doesn't care about anything, he cares about money.
All mothers love to ask a question, "I divorced your father." Who are you with? " My mother is in her fifties and will take pains to test me.
"Mom, I'm 26 years old. You've been divorced for almost 30 years. When will you go through the formalities? "
My mother grabbed a big apple and threw it at me. "Little heartless, just like your father!"
My mother is not well now, because she seldom dances square dance because of arthritis. I stay at home every day and seldom go out.
She asks me what to eat in the evening at a fixed time every day. If I eat sweet and sour fish, braised pork and other dishes, she will be very happy, even if she travels half a city to buy ingredients, she has never complained. If I say "whatever", she will call me "difficult to serve" and "too pretentious" ......
Later, she seldom scolded me, and changed "What to eat tonight" to "Are you still going home for dinner tonight?"
I promised her to go home for dinner yesterday, because it was 9 o'clock in the evening when I got home temporarily.
Pushing open the door, my mother is sitting at the dining table and brushing a small video. In the video, the sound of "salt and chicken cooking wine" ... wrapped in bread crumbs and fried until golden ... "came out.
"Didn't eat? Try my freshly fried milk today. Young people love it! The sweet and sour fish is a little cold, I'll heat it for you! "
"Mom, shall I take you shopping tomorrow?"
"How nice!"