Seek the 2004 Spring Festival Gala Huang Hong and Cheng Yu performance of the skit "brothers" lines, thank you!

Zhao: You say now this city people ah, more and more no Pu, I give people to do good things to people also added to the blockade, this has made me suffer, I can not do who I own the main

also have to take blood tests, I fucking become Saddam I ah

Huang: see

Huang: the countryside wherever you go is good to stomp on the

Huang: I'm not saying that you also stomped on the dinner

Zhao: I am accustomed to it

then eat it!

Zhao: I'm used to it

Huang: Then you eat it

Zhao: You're feeding the pigs

Huang: You're just weird in the countryside

Huang: People sit down at dinner, but you have to stomp around

Zhao: You city people are even weirder, people stomp around in the toilet, but you have to sit down

Zhao: I said, when will DNA be out of the house?

Huang: what father That is called DNA

Zhao: father A

Huang: DNA

Zhao: father A father

Huang: DNA

Zhao: father A

Huang: you don't always A father A father A, you don't blame it on, learn from me ah

Huang: father

Zhao: A

This is the first time that I've seen the results of a DNA test.

Huang: Aiya, if you were my father, we would be holding good

Zhao: Aiya, no way, this is the age

Huang: How can you be me

Zhao: I don't want it to be you

Zhao: Don't pull your face out so long day and night, is it, the lab results come out maybe we haven't held the wrong

Huang: You're this IQ can't even say DNA

Zhao: I can't say it, I don't care to say it

Zhao: Chinese people call this a good name, the whole bunch of foreign names

Zhao: the test is not called a test, it's called DNA

Zhao: the toilet is not called a toilet, it's called a WC

Zhao: a very good China Central Television is also the whole CCTV

Huang: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Huang: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Ai ai ai

Huang: you take off this coat ah

Zhao: you don't tease, people so upscale place I'm embarrassed to take off

Huang: you wear this I'm still embarrassed, take off

Huang: you here is not as good as the outside

Zhao: ah qie

Huang: ah ah moma ah

Huang: you this to which The first thing you need to do is to get rid of your clothes and put them back on

Huang: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Zhao: I, I can't order food, I can't

Zhao: bird's nest, shark's fin, abalone, African abalone, European abalone, U.S. abalone

Huang: where to look at it

Zhao: the menu ah

Huang: the back page

Zhao: ah, there is also ah, lying pig face, burnt face, roasted duck, and so on. The face of a pig, the face of a roasted pig, the face of a roasted duck, isn't this nonsense? Duck only how much face ah, in addition to the mouth nothing ah to eat face or donkey face good

Zhao: that thing how long ah, donkey ...... than the donkey face is still long

Huang: give you face is not it

Zhao: then come to two bowls of rice

Huang: I do not eat

Zhao: I can eat two bowls

Huang: appetite is not

Zhao: in order to draw blood from the last night on an empty stomach, you do not also empty stomach, you why you do not eat it

Huang: pretending to what ah, it is not all you to the torment

Zhao: I tormented what I ah

Huang: you are not you have nothing to do you ran into the city blindly what you ah

Zhao: it is not anxious, this year I have to come to the end of the year, I am happy to come to the end of the world, but I do not know what to do, I do not know what to do. This came to the end of the year I'm excited to come to get some money

Huang: you get some money you pick up the wallet ah

Zhao: that what you touch you do not bend over to pick it up ah

Huang: you picked up the wallet you hand over to the police station you will go away to pay for it, you leave your name to do ah you have to see my mother to do what ah

Zhao: it can be blamed on me, the police station to see the owner of the ah, your mom a Look at me froze, said I look like her, a look at the ID card,

Zhao: we were born in the same year, the same month, the same day, a detailed inquiry, and in a maternity home, careful a drop fetus, know that the birth of your six I nine, then I joked with your mother, I said as long as the nine-six a reversal, perhaps the two can be mistakenly embraced

White: it is your sentence, just your sentence, you paid my

My mom thinks you look more and more like her when she sees you,

Zhao: After looking at the photo, my mom also said that you look like her

Huang: Your mom is also ah, 40 years ago, to the city to give birth to what children

Zhao: At that time, the maternity home is not less ah, do not give birth to the city to go to ah

Huang: then you can not persuade your mom to change the place

Huang: you can not persuade your mom to go to the city

This is the first time that you have to go to the city to get the money to pay for the work.

Zhao: Then why didn't you advise your mom

Huang: Silly ah you ah, at that time I wasn't in my mother's stomach

Zhao: You're not silly, you're in your mother's womb, and I didn't meet with my mother

Huang: Well, well, well, well, I won't talk to you

Zhao: My mom where to give birth to a child, he has to be in charge of it

Zhao: I don't get it

This is the first time that a person has been in the hospital for a long time and has been in the hospital for a long time.

Huang: Yesterday's ah, really hold the wrong son

Zhao: then I am you you are me

Huang: then you think what

Zhao: then your home is my home

Zhao: then your mother is my mother

Zhao: then your daughter-in-law is still your daughter-in-law compensation

Huang: nonsense, is not my daughter-in-law is your daughter-in-law

Zhao I'm worried that my daughter-in-law has become your daughter-in-law

Huang: what do you think

Zhao: that's nothing, right

Zhao: the results of the test came out to give the old man a consolation on the end of the compensation or not we are who is who It does not matter who we are ah two

Huang: I have the so-called ah, my mother is the chairman of the board of directors, who is her own son, which there is a right to inheritance of the property The problem you understand you

Zhao: ah my mother, is so ah

Zhao: that brother, I risked to ask a question, our mother the size of the enterprise

hey, do not say that the issue of property inheritance rights you on our mother our mother's ah, my mother

Zhao: the results of the laboratory did not come out before the first so called, your mother, your mother, how big is the size of this enterprise?

Huang: a company, two catering, three bath, four

Zhao: brother, you say so I can not come over, you just say how much money can be combined

Huang: 18 million it

Zhao: so 18 million, I can not use so some,

Huang: what do you think of you

Zhao: brother, you don't know me ah, I most of the pain is the financial management

This is the first time that we will be able to use the money, but we will not be able to use the money, but we will be able to use the money. The most painful is financial management, not to mention our family There is so much money ah now outside how much money owed I am not clear in my heart it

Ah, you are now outside the money owed it

Zhao: loans ah

Huang: ah

Zhao: what pull

Huang: ah

Zhao: the heart of the uncomfortable ah, what

Huang: ah cut

Zhao: the heart of the uncomfortable ah, so

Huang: ah cut

Zhao: ouch ma'am, cool, this is cool, the heart has a fire easy to catch a cold, come brother, put it on, ten layers of single as a layer of sheep, and then broken clothes it block the wind and cold, right, come brother, put it on

Huang: you do not say that ah, you this broken thing is really quite warm it

Zhao: see ah, the clothes is a layer of skin, dress up the countryside, ha ha ha, he also stomped on ah, he also stomped on ah, the clothes is a layer of skin, dress up the countryside, ha ha ha, he also stomped on ah, the clothing is a layer of skin, dress up the countryside, ha ha ha ha.

Zhao: ah right ah, your family, your father brother eight, he is the youngest, so that you Huang: the characteristics of our family, that is, not many businesses more grandparents

Zhao: your grandparents

Huang: your grandparents

Zhao: no, it is your grandparents ah

Huang: well, well, I'm grandparents, I'm asking you, they are all referred to as what life ah

How do you know, I'm not sure what to do with my life, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do anything to help you.

Zhao: rice planting ah, running ditches, irrigation dung, the most difficult is planting rice seedlings

Huang: ah, mom, my waist is not good ah I this

Zhao: you lack of exercise, get up, I tell you, our rice, pure green food, is not able to find investors, as long as the good a good light, I guarantee that you will run a year to the well-off

Huang: really ah

Zhao: I teach you how to do this, I can not do it, but I can't do it.

Huang: Aiya, aiya, you let you kowtow to you on New Year's Day ah you

Zhao: brother, how you really fell it,

Huang: Aiya

Zhao: I can let you kowtow to it

Huang: Aiya

Zhao: I'm going to have to pull out the red once you kowtow to it, and there is a rule in our place, as long as the bell rings in the middle of the night, and like a wild dog out of its harness, you can pull it out on your body. The first thing you need to do is to take out your credit card

Zhao: Take it

Huang: put it in

Zhao: put it in

Huang: put it in

Zhao: put it in

Zhao: put it in

You can't do that

Huang: put it in

Zhao: put it in

Huang: put it in

Zhao: put it in

Zhao: put it in

The first thing you need to do is to take out the credit card.

Huang: you polite what ah, the test results are not out, these things should be your or your

Huang: this was my, you, I ah me, I see you want money is crazy you

Huang: Zhao: I am thinking of the money brother, no money this rice can not go out ah

Huang: Hey, not, you want money, you hold a wallet you do not bother to send back ah you

Huang: Hey, not, you want money, what do you hold a wallet you

Huang: I want money, I want money, I want to go back to my wallet. I'm not sure what you mean by that, I know you have money, you can't insult my character

Zhao: Yes, money can improve your life, money can win you over, money can be poured out when you order food, and the table full of delicacies and delicacies can be eaten at the same time, so you can have a good time. The table of delicacies can be a chopsticks do not move brother ah, that the banker is a grain of harvest, the money is a minute to earn, do not forget that we are 63 years old, such as the mother's womb on the know hard work, out after the dare to learn Lei Feng incompetent movement, we have a good day to save, the food is the life of the old man ah

(two cell phones ringing at the same time)

White: Hey

Chao: Hey

Here

There is the first time in the history of the world that the world's largest mobile phone has been used in the world's most popular mobile phone.

Huang: What

Zhao: Ah

Huang: Who is my mother

Zhao: Whose son am I

Huang: It's impossible

Zhao: It's not possible

Huang: Oops, it's wrong

Zhao: Definitely wrong

Huang: It's not right, it's not right

Zhao: Definitely wrong

Huang: No, no, no

Zhao: Definitely wrong

Huang: No, no

Zhao: No, no

Huang: No, no. p>

Huang: Hey, she's my mom

Zhao: I'm her son

Huang: It's not wrong

Zhao: Really

Huang: Thank you

Zhao: Thanks

Zhao: Congratulation

Huang: Congratulations

Zhao: Congratulation

Zhao: Congratulation

Huang: Congratulation

Huang: It's still yourself

Zhao: Congratulations.

Zhao: or himself

Zhao: ah brother, your clothes, my clothes are not money

Zhao: hey wait brother, this is still your credit card

Huang: brother ah, there is 200,000 on the card, you take it

Zhao: you are kidding, how can I take your money brother

Huang: listen to me, I think your rice ah, the future is very promising. I think your rice, the future is very promising, just because of your character, this capital I invested

Zhao: really ah

Huang: and I even thought of a good name, called the brother paperwork rice

Zhao: ah, brother ah, I in order to look for this investment, I look for a good hard ah, brother ah, go back to talk to your mother

Huang: no, it is our mother

Zhao:

Zhao: From now on, each of us will have one more mother

Huang: From now on, our families will be treated as relatives

Zhao: In the spring, you take our mother to my place to go trekking

Huang: In the winter, you take our mother to my place to satiate the winter

Huang: Remember, brother, my credit card PIN number is 63

Zhao.

Huang: Yes

Huang: Hey, how do you know my password

Zhao: Isn't it our two birthdays

Huang: How did you remember it

Zhao: What's not to remember

Zhao: Typical of the Four Stooges

Zhao: Taking your birthday as your password

Zhao: Take your cell phone and mess up the road

Zhao: Take your birthday as a password

Zhao: Take your cell phone and mess up the road

Zhao: Take your birthday as a password

Zhao: send a message without leaving a name

Zhao: more than 40 years of age to hold the wrong do not know

Zhao: Hey, wait a minute, Miss, packing

Huang: Hey, this is still eaten

Zhao: eat what ah

Zhao: to take it home to feed the pigs ah

Zhao: take it home to feed the pigs ah

Huang: Hey, this is still eaten

Zhao: What to eat ah