Mom: "I will beat his son to take revenge!"

Zai Zai: "..."

16. An old lady is illiterate, but likes to listen to the radio and must listen to the weather forecast every day. One day I asked my family during dinner: "I have a question. Do you know where the local area is? It rains almost every day."

17. A little mouse on the cliff waved a short It jumped off its front paws again and again, trying to learn to fly. The female bat next to it looked at it and its head was bruised and bloody, and said worriedly: Its father, if you don’t tell it, it is not our biological child!

18. I went to the top of Taishan Mountain with my friends to watch the sunrise. A friend pointed at the sky and said: "I saw it!" "I saw it too!" At this time, someone from a distance came out with his pants lifted and cursed: "I saw it when I saw it! What are you yelling about!"

19.

Is it too late to learn piano at the age of 26? "A bit. Mom and dad can't beat you anymore."

20. Let me show you a photo of Zhang Liang who is blind. "What? Zhang Liang is blind?" Humorous Moments Copy 1. Girls are like each other Don't be scheming, anyway, we will go dancing in the square together in a few years.

2. We have entered an era where mobile phones are used as computers, computers are used as TVs, and TVs are used as decorations.

3. There are always some "dead corpses" on QQ, and occasionally they pretend to be dead and change their epitaphs.

4. There is a kind of person who won’t let you like others even if he doesn’t like you. This kind of person is the head teacher.

5. The anonymous function is for expressing love, not for guessing who I am.

6. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, and there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.