2, Why must summer vacation be longer than winter vacation? Heat expands and contracts
3, Why do geese fly south in the fall? It would be too slow to go
4, Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha Buddha
5, Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? She can't sit down
6, Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? The frog fouled with the breaststroke
7, Why doesn't a dog get lice if it never takes a bath? A dog begets dogs
8, Why did the king's horse eat the king's bishop? They were playing chess
9. Why did Zhang never touch the ground when he walked? Because Zhang was wearing shoes
10, Why did the farmer have 10 cows with only 19 horns? There is a rhinoceros
11, Xiao Ming's grandfather brushes his teeth and sings at the same time. The teeth he brushes are false teeth
12, Why does a fierce, hungry cat, when it sees a mouse, pull out its legs and run away? Why did the cat run to catch it
13. Red and her mom are both in the same class. Mom is a teacher and Xiaohong is a student
14. Why does the roof of your neighbor Li's house leak sometimes and sometimes it doesn't? It leaks when it rains, but not when it's sunny
15Why do two tigers fight and never give up? Because no one dared to persuade them to fight
16When the big bad wolf dragged away the mother of the sheep, why did the little sheep follow him without saying a word? The lamb wasn't born yet
17. A chicken and a goose were put in the freezer, and the chicken froze to death, but the goose lived. It's a penguin
18, Chen went to the movies on the weekend, and when he got to the theater, he couldn't see half the people, why? People are one by one, there is no half
19. What kind of lines do monkeys hate the most? Parallel lines, not intersecting (banana)
20, Xiao Ming's stomach is obviously already bloated, why does he keep drinking water? Fell into the river, forced
21, there are six steamed buns in the basin, six children each share one, but there is still one left in the basin, why? One of the children even carried the basin
22, Xiao Ming brought 100 yuan to buy a 75 yuan thing, but the boss only found 5 dollars for him, why? Because he gave the boss 80 yuan
23, the roadside poles squatting a monkey, the driver Li see immediately stop the car, ask why? Because the driver took the monkey's butt as a red light
24, Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mother always let his father, who does not know how to repair clocks, do it for him? Repair Xiaoming
25, Xiaoli work often need to socialize, although every day very early to go home, but his wife is still complaining, why? Because Li came home in the early hours of the morning every day
26, fat is a famous diving athlete, but one day, he stood on the diving board, but did not dare to jump down, this is why? Because there is no water below
27, a cab on the highway driving normally, and did not violate any traffic rules, but was a pol.ice to stop, why? Pol.ice wants to take a taxi
28, an airplane crashed, there was a serious explosion, the staff is cleaning up the wreckage of the plane but did not find an injured, why? All dead
29, there are two children who look exactly the same and have exactly the same birthday, ask them if they are sisters and they say yes, ask them if they are twins and they say no, why? They are multiples
30, there is a woman in a bathing suit, she is walking on the soft sandy beach, it's all normal, but you will notice that there are no footprints behind her, why? She is walking backwards
31, Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time, due to the language barrier, his look overwhelmed, Xiao Wang also do not know foreign languages, but like in their own home, did not feel the slightest inconvenience, why? Little Wang is a baby
32, cloth and paper afraid of what? Cloth is not afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand
33,What is China's domestic real estate? "Jade"
34,What is the best way to find a missing peg immediately? Barefoot on the ground
35,What part of a woman's body can a father touch twice, a boyfriend can touch once, and a husband can't touch once. Lips, when saying the words "dad," "boyfriend," and "husband."
36 What is something smaller than a bacterium? The son of a bacterium
37, What book has the most faults in it? Medical books
38, What animal can be put on a wall? Seal (newspaper)
39, What is cloth and paper afraid of? Not afraid of 10,000 only afraid of the eventuality (cloth is afraid of 10,000 paper is afraid of the eventuality)
40, who is the child of the red bean? Nanguo (red beans are born in Nanguo)
41, what is the first thing a person does when he wakes up in the morning? Open his eyes
42, What kind of chicken has no wings? The field chicken
43, what is it that takes no effort and is comfortable to hit? Dozing
44, What water has to be given out on a schedule? Paychecks
45, What is a product whose date of manufacture is the same day as its expiration date? Newspaper
46, What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? Toothless
47, What is something that people don't like to eat? Eating loss
48, What other use is a pig to humans when its whole body is valuable and useful? Cursing
49, What book can't you buy in a bookstore? Posthumous books
50, What is a flower that blooms all year round? Plastic flowers
51, A circular hole is only 1 centimeter in diameter, and an object with a volume of up to 100 cubic meters can pass through the hole without any problem, what is it? Water
52, what animal has no sense of direction? The moose (lost)
53, fox spirit is the best at confusing men, then what "spirit" men and women together? Alcohol
54, which ancient man was the fastest runner? Cao Cao (说曹操就到到)
55，The train took 6 hours to travel from Beijing to Shanghai and traveled for 3 hours, where was the train? On the railroad tracks
56, when does the clock go? The clock doesn't go
57, There is one thing that the people who buy it know, and the people who sell it know, only the people who use it don't know, what is it? Coffins
58, What does an eggshell do? To encase the egg white and yolk
59, what must each person do seriously every day? Breathing
60, What car doesn't move an inch? A windmill
61, What is a contest in which the winner gets no prize but the loser does? Drinking and boxing
62, What part of the world's sea doesn't produce fish? Rhetoric
63, What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in the earth? Firecrackers
64, What if you were asked to put nine horses in ten pens equally and have the same number of horses in each pen? Put the nine horses in one ring and then put nine more rings outside that ring
65, What does a man do when he wants to become a millionaire in one night? Dream
66, How do you build a number smaller than three big than four out of three chopsticks? π
67, How do you get to the bottom of a full bottle of milk first? Use a straw
68, How does a blind man eat an orange? Make it up
69, what if you accidentally cook raw rice? What do you do when you accidentally cook raw rice?
70 What do you do when you want to make a stick shorter, but not saw it off, break it, or cut it short? Take a stick that is longer than it and compare it
71, kindergarten is over, but not a single child has gone out the front door.
72, Confucius had three disciples, Zigong, Zilu and Ziyou, which one is not a human being? Zi Lu (referring to a deer as a horse)
73, there are four people playing mahjong in the room, a pol.office came to history to take the four people to the police station, may I ask who is the one person left in the room? A person called mahjong
74, can you write red with a blue pen? Of course you can write the word "red"
75, Can you turn ice into water as fast as you can? Remove the two dots of water from the word "ice"
76. In winter, the baby was afraid of the cold and refused to take off his hat when he got inside the house, but he took off his hat when he saw a man, who was that man? The barber
77, Which month has 28 days? Every month has 28 days
78, a group of women were bathing by the river, when suddenly a strange man barged in, where do you think they wanted to cover up the most? The man's eyes
79, a bull plus a cow, guess three words! Two cows
80, how much time does it take to finish Peking University? One second is enough
81, Which tooth grows out last? Dentures
82, Iron leaves outside to rust, what about gold? Stolen
83, What's the best way to divide six oranges among five people? Squeeze it into orange juice and divide it
84, what do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure?
85, what is the original number of a number when the first digit is thirteen and the last digit is forty? Forty-three
86, How can a new sock have a hole in it? How can you wear them without a hole
87, What is the one word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it? What is it? Wrong
88, Which tire doesn't turn when a car makes a right turn? The spare tire
89, a man went on a log bridge, but then there was a tiger behind him, and a snake in front of him, and a cliff below him, so how did he get across in the end? He fainted
90, there was a cow with his head facing north, he turned three times in place to the right, then twice to the left, then once more to the right, where did his tail face? Downwards
91, Why does the white heron always sleep with one foot scrunched up? If you shrink both feet, you will fall
92, what should you do if you drop your ID card? Pick it up
93, What does a unicorn become when it flies to the North Pole? Ice cream (ice unicorn)
94, Butterfly, ant, spider, centipede, which one didn't receive a reward? Centipede, without merit (centipede) does not receive pay
95, 123456789 which number is the most hardworking and which number is the laziest?1 the most hardworking and 2 the laziest (one does not do it and two do not do it)
96, is the candy a male or a female? Female because it gives birth to ants
97, a mom had conjoined twins, the sister's name was Mary, so what was the sister's name? Monroe, Marilyn (Siamese) Monroe
98, Which is worse, elephant skin, tiger skin or lion skin? Elephant skin rubbing (elephant skin worse)
99, stars, the moon, the sun which is dumb? The stars, the song says "the stars in the sky don't speak"
100, which family has the narrowest road? Injustice (冤家路窄)
101）A man can climb any mountain, but there is one place he can never go? (the top of one's head)
102) Dad, mom and Xiaomin went to grandma's house, Xiaomin went by car, but dad and mom arrived early in the morning? (Because Xiao Min took the wrong bus!)
103) How come a big ship has been sailing for a long time, but it has never touched a drop of water? (Because it's a space ship!)
104) Why can Xiao Ming not blink for four hours. (He was sleeping.)
105) Xiao Min is sick and has to be operated on and have his brain replaced. There are still brains in the hospital, so why don't they get replaced? (There are 1000 computers.)
106)A man jumps down a 10,000-foot canyon, why doesn't the fall hurt? (The man had fallen to his death.)
107)Have there been aliens on the moon? (There have been, there have been earthlings!)
108)Ming's hands are dirty, and he is going to play the piano, but he doesn't wash his hands, and he can't see that the piano is dirty. Why?
( Because the piece he was playing only had black keys.)
109)It is often said that a dog is only as good as its master, but what is a tiger as good as its master? (Guts)
110)A black stone and a white stone are put into the water at the same time, what is the change. ( stone becomes wet)
111, peanut rice:, flower is the mother of rice.
112, Butterfly:, Butterfly is the husband of flower.
113, Popcorn: has hugged both Rice and Flower, so is Rice's grandfather.
114, Wonderful Pen: Wonderful Pen is the mother of Flower, so it's Rice's grandmother.
115, Rice Worm: rice begets worms, so Rice Worm is the son of rice.
116, Mickey Mouse: mice love rice, so Mickey Mouse is the husband of rice.
117, Recruiting Bee: Butterfly's mother first recruited the bee as a son-in-law to her house before she led to have Butterfly as a son, so Butterfly's father is Bee, who is Rice's grandfather.
118, plum blossom three want to recruit bees: plum recruit bees (not Mei Chaofeng oh!) , so Mei is Bee's wife, which is Mi's grandmother.
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