I can't believe someone said that I wore blue eye shadow, that's just an insult to my dark circles!
The male panda wants to ML with the female panda, and the female panda fights hard to resist. The male panda fails and says indignantly, "We're all going extinct!"
The can puller loves the can, but the can has Coke in its heart.
Fortunately, cremation of corpses is now the policy, or in the future your skeleton, and have to let human archaeologists excited for a while.
I can't be a man of the world, but I can be a scourge
A man can't be a woman of the world, it's called molestation.
Carve the loneliness on the bottle, drink into the bladder, pee out, let the loneliness sprinkled all over the place
You come back soon, I'm a one man fooled not come
I give God's wish to make my belly flat down it.
It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but we have too many demands on the story
Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the injury is always unwilling to let go of the one
Sleepy, sleepy, woke up and smiled, the world is beautiful, why be grumpy
The baby is not bad, the woman does not love, the baby does not hooliganism, that is, the development of the normal.
China is like Super Mario, constantly demolishing demolition demolition demolition demolition bricks, just to find the gold
The man did not have the ability to say that the woman is realistic, the woman did not have the ability to do not think that the man philandering!
A couple quarrel. Woman: "You can't beat anyone for everything!"
When you are young, you don't know what to do, and when you know what to do, you are not young.
Men are decisive and firm, women are decisive and rash.
We're going so fast that our souls can't keep up
Fate is responsible for shuffling the cards, but it's us who play the cards!
I installed a one-inch monitor so that my mistakes would look smaller.
Success in life is not about getting a good deck of cards, it's about how to play the bad ones well.
No one has stepped on my head since I turned to shit.
The eye snake and the elephant date, after exchanging pleasantries, said, "Come on, but also lead such a big head of pig, polite."
Girlfriends, you have to eat properly to have the strength to lose weight ah.
Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.
Recently, many people jumped off buildings, so be careful not to be smashed.
Mom said: smoking is good for the body, gambling to practice the mind, shaking the head without worrying, fighting to practice hands and feet, robbing to practice long-distance running
If I do the emperor, I will seal you as the prince!
The rich man, no money man difficult!
Eggplant walking in the street, suddenly sneezed a big sneeze. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Damn! Someone's taking group photos again!"
The idiom of "a shot at fame" actually describes both ancient and modern female artists!
The real world has ruined my chance to be a good person!
Elder! Daughter menstruation in the body fear that there is inconvenience in the room! The Tang Monk heard hands united said: Amitabha Buddha, poor monks are coming to get the scriptures!
I deliberately study, deliberately work, deliberately live, deliberately live like a person!
The man wants to divorce his wife after making money, and the man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
A newspaper published a picture: a pair of lovers and their dogs. It is accompanied by a picture caption - dog, man, woman.
As soon as God took the love away from me, he said, "Love is not yours!" So I cried and went looking for children to play games
They say that certificates have a certain gold content, and I took them to the fire, but the iron filings were not found!
You go your way, I go my way
Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.
When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's robe
There is gold under the man's knee, I cut off the whole leg, and I didn't even find a piece of copper!
If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
I've done a lot of stupid things, but I don't care, my friends call it confidence.
I have poor eyesight, for example, see that peg on the wall over there? You can see it, right, and I can't.
I like people who are stuffy. In front of other people boring. In front of me.
Now the master's degree, like a grain of rice on the soles of the feet, do not take uncomfortable, take and can not eat
I learned to drink, is trying to drown loneliness and sadness, did not expect, they fucking learned to swim
Women are fat is plump, skinny is slim, high is slender, short is showy. Men fat is fat pig, thin is ribs, high is bamboo pole, short is winter melon!
The Internet always say that women like clothes, but I was depressed, find a piece of suitable clothing how it is so difficult!
When I grew up, I married a monk to be my husband, and I could play with him, but I couldn't play with him, so I ate him.
An inch of time is an inch of gold, an inch of gold can't buy you an inch of time, but I'm still willing to sell my day for a bit of gold to use
Women, looking pretty is an advantage, living pretty is the ability to
A man's lies can lie to a woman all night long, and a woman's lies can lie to a man all his life.
Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die a few more times on a few nearby trees
Because I love you with all my heart, I can only give up on you without a heart
It used to be called 'Stealing graves and digging tombs' damn it, and now it's called 'Archaeology!
The old man left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west, before leaving to send a barrel of oil, the old man is still thinking while walking, this kid is really stingy.
Children like days long and nights short, thieves like days short and nights long!
People are born of people's mothers, and demons are thought of by people's mothers!
You let me roll, I rolled.
You let me come back, I'm sorry, roll away
If you get the money together, not envious of lovebirds and not envious of immortality.
Said about manhood
Said about manhood
One, there is a good sense of irony, capitalized huh. It's gold that always shines, although mom is the undefeatable little strong, but also anyone to slaughter the lambs, the small universe is not necessarily to explode. By the way, dad and mom quarrel, you repeatedly pushed away dad's hands on mom's shoulders, and then cupped mom's face and kissed mom's mouth, dad's heartbroken to hug you, you decisively refused to y buried his head into my embrace, hey, little man, mom later rely on you.
Second, women want to find a haven through marriage. They like to be tough, bright, courageous and responsible man, and the man who is fearful, indecisive, hesitant and contemptuous. Therefore, men should be in front of women to fully demonstrate the excellent quality of manhood.
Third, today and watching the stage of the manhood period two years time we really have grown super ah aura temperament completely different really great will be even better.
Fourth, as we all know, Maizi is a man of his word that if he accidentally agreed to use social software at a future book signing due to the strong desire of the fans.
V. Even though you were born poor! Have a healthy, happy and carefree childhood, that is such an enviable thing wishing the little man peace, happiness and joyful growth!
Six, I can no longer be so quiet, to be a riotous man!
Seven, manly style to relatives, to lovers, considerate. Simple and delicate as a child, gentle and virtuous like a delicate girl; to outsiders, to the difficulties, without fear. The top of the sky is not panicked, calm and quiet as a mountain. Don't get into trouble for nothing, and don't be afraid of anything. Remember, you are always the strongest pillar of the family, bearing wall!
Eight, the law here is another style of wonderful haha Towers really like you, from a small child into a man with a bearing now, the show is very hard, cheers.
Nine, Chinese men, now very dangerous, a lack of faith and belief, two no blood. The manhood of the temperament, broad-mindedness, are where, for a woman seeking death, to have the ability to withstand the blow, perseverance, not the kind of immobility to play horizontal, are the mother bubble.
X. British summer is short and beautiful. In a flash I am also going to meet with my family's little man. I hope we can be a good mom and dad, you have to grow up happy and healthy oh.
eleven, there are only three things that can stop a real man's steps forward, parents' kind hands, brother's lonely back, and, the smile of the favorite girl.
twelve, especially lively character especially manly face face really seems to have ADHD.
xiii, the child's mental health, the child's emotional intelligence is enough, the child is helpful and manly, the child is willing to explore, and even the child likes to write essays, but the math is very poor, what can not be? Children cannot be raised to be test-taking machines! Successful people are not very good at school!
XIV, this little treasure woke up every day to look at the ceiling by himself and did not cry, bath by mom sprayed a face of water also did not cry, usually adults speak wide-eyed look at also do not make a fuss, go out to play when it is very happy, always very calm look. In addition to sleepy and hungry, he does not need others to coax, I think it is a little man.
fifteen, read Liu Tong's book, did not feel to read is a thirty-year-old uncle wrote out of the book, the text is delicate like a girl. Then read the book of Dabing, really is a man's breath came, a strong contrast ah, really read the book is actually read the author.
sixteen, I do not love the girls jealousy and try to do their best to turn a thousand times but always hide the heart, so probably have a real like a man general character of the girls are always easier to attract the same sex like. I don't have it, but I always spit on it while I can't restrain myself from growing it in my heart, those dark, vicious, shameful things.
XVII, the past few days, the little treasure some cough, but the spirit of the state is good. Tonight, when I was put to sleep, my mom pretended to have a nightmare and screamed for help, and my little baby immediately patted my mom and shouted "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here"! I'm looking forward to seeing your sweet little man grow up!
XVIII, time passed so fast. I woke up lying in bed to watch a few real men's air, how to five and a half more.
nineteen, often do not know what they are entangled in what care about what care about what seems to be always in some small things in the catty deliberately difficult for their own thoughts want to do a frank and open man! Do not look at the small things not disturbed can not one that is two which has so many but but in case if with a selfie half a month ago hahahaha.
XX, listen, Luffy, victory and defeat should be tasted, experienced the bitterness of fleeing around, painful and sad memories, in order to truly become a unique man, even if it is okay to cry in pain, you must break through this level!
XXI, the man so hesitant, it is easy to regret life. Ah my favorite Zhao Min most with the central air conditioning Mr. Zhang Wuji.
Twenty-two, manly Chen Qiao En, play a game ~ also hurt his fingers
Twenty-three, the poet was born into the family often can not be separated from the rule of women. So the poet spent his life looking for manly features on his face! The fatigue of contemplation disturbs the senses.
Twenty-four, after I tossed and turned all night, it finally could not help but find another place, it must feel that I tossed and turned to disturb people's sleep; I happen to be fed up with its petulant and dissatisfied voice, I think it is more and more unlike a man, a little bit of small things have to be muttered for a while. Very well, on the first night of one man and one cat, we annoyed each other to death.
XXV. I dare do anything that a man does, and no one is bolder than I am. Macbeth, V for Vendetta
Twenty-six: I'm going to find a boyfriend who can sing manly, I swear.
Twenty-seven: If girls don't need to be so desperate, then I must be a boy now, or a man.
Twenty-eight, yesterday evening broke into trouble, rainy day driving car accident, hit a small hole in the cab. There is nothing wrong with the people, minor abrasions, Zili brother very manly to deal with all the things finished. After waking up, I was a bit scared. If I let you get hurt because of me, wouldn't I have to blame myself for the rest of my life? I can't even imagine. I did the wrong thing in this case and should be criticized. It is the time to introspect, ear to ear a sentence cherish life.
Twenty-nine, the boy is the future pillar of the family, to bear many responsibilities and obligations. The sense of ownership can make the boy willing to take responsibility for the family, learn to pay for the family, the family to do the protection, care obligations. This is the real man!
Thirty, I'm not tired - because I still have a lot of road to go. I'm a man should be a man of the world, the road is still long, who will be brilliant who brilliant are their own destiny, smile and face every day to cheer it up.
Thirty-one, love is wonderful is to make people longing for, but I hope you can understand that love will not become your all you have to be like a real man to choose their own choice to protect their own love to hold up a piece of the sky belonging to your own is to let me the most gratifying things!
Thirty-two, I am still immature, no sense of responsibility, I hope to become a real man. (A little change, first of all, let the people around me feel my changes)
Thirty-three, to all the foreign language school students, you are my pride, remember to fight together over the summer, you are the most adorable man, angry life.
Thirty-four, before watching the real men think Liu Haoran this child is good, all aspects are good, is a stream of fresh meat, really! I summarize, Liu Haoran, Tan Songyun, Wu Lei, will be the main direction of my commitment to the fan army ~
Thirty-five, I'm a little man, to help my mother to move things, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Thirty-six, come and put this on, is a man! The first thing you need to do is to wear this red one and carry the bear on the bed. You grow up not to kill me.
Thirty-seven, come to Beijing to see dear old brother, very reluctant to part. I hope my brother will be happy, happy, and become an independent and responsible man!
Thirty-eight, living in the top floor, outside the heavy rain playing a lot of thunder. The house felt like it was shaking when it thundered! As a real man! Can not help but be a little scared
Thirty-nine, in the baby only need you at that moment is the happiest moment of every mother, but also every woman's brightest moment, but there will be a day, you no longer need a mother's embrace, may you be like a real man, bravely and alone to face all of life, positive and optimistic, and grow up healthy.
Forty, in order to Hao Ran Di Di see "real men" did not expect a surprisingly good look to see a period of tears Hao Ran was only 17 years old, so I remembered the military school in the big cousin he ate the pain is far from the TV to see it is not more than he downplayed the training is very tired military worthy of all people to worship.
Forty-one, I want to understand, before I was too inferior, too cowardly, too immature! As a male, no matter when and where, in the face of anything, have a manly look! Be confident, brave, mature and full of positive energy like a man! I'm going to get off my ass and change myself!
Forty-two, yesterday, a person to take his son to IKEA, is the whole know how, listen to the command, the little man to take care of his mother, worthy of praise, so love you.
Forty-three, purebred manhood, this age began to like this doll.
Forty-four, recently tried hard to try a lot of a lot, was rejected a lot of a lot. I don't want anything else, I just want so many things can have one can let me smooth finish. Let me feel the effort is rewarding, I have felt the difficulty of making money, I have felt the society is not friendly to me. This year of graduation, I hope to make a difference, to be a sunny, confident, responsible man.
Forty-five, time passes, the years pass, the former young man grew into a man, the little aunt grew into a child his mother. What a precious photo, have to be properly collected.
Real Men Lyrics Real Men 10th ending songReal Men
Lyrics: Long Shaojie
Curve: Long Shaojie
Producer: Long Shaojie
Chorus: We are eager, eager, eager for a kind of glory
eager to beat all the opponents again and again
No matter what the rain or the wind. I want to be Huang Jiguang in this day and age
JIN: Prepare for battle, greet the rising sun every day
Watch me, the God of Thunder, load the bullets and follow me, brothers
CHORUS: We yearn, we yearn, we yearn for a kind of glory
We yearn to defeat all our rivals over and over again
No matter what the wind or rain, we will still go forward
We will go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. We charge forward and break through all the obstacles
The parachute flowers blossom with mission
Falling from the skies, we will win the battlefield
YANG: The wind, frost and snow can't extinguish the flames in our hearts
JIN: Thousands of difficulties and dangers can't change our beliefs
YANG: A real man can live and die on either side of the world
CHORUS: We are longing for the honor
We are longing for the honor
To overcome all opponents once and for all. Regardless of the wind and rain, we will still charge forward
We charge away, charge towards, and break through all the obstacles
The umbrella flower blossomed with the mission to bear
Falling from the skies, we will win the battlefield
Real Men's Man Tong Liya Classic Quotes Golden SentencesTong Liya: Report Captain, I'm wrong
Tong Liya: With tenacious perseverance, persevere to the end, Go for it
The real men's man Tong Liya: This is the first time that I have ever been in the battlefield, and I've never seen the world. p>
Tong Liya: this thing Jiang Jinfu can brag for a lifetime Zhang Lanxin: he should not it This if it is Huang Zitao will
Tong Liya: my hand strength is not so big how to do
Tong Liya: we are girls, I think more than the boys to be timid, but if we do a good job to seek rewards
Tong Liya: in case you can't hear it proves that we're not loud enough
Tong Liya: class president you pretend to be weak
Tong Liya: my confidence comes from the class president underneath to protect me
Tong Liya: husband Sicheng Chen Sicheng: you wait a moment brother is now in the filming
Tong Liya: it is this experience can be said for the rest of your life
Tong Liya: I think we are really great although we may not really do it properly but We are really trying hard
Tong Liya: our small Cheng students are too serious
Tong Liya: is he cute
Tong Liya: if you really want me to look up and see the blue sky we are the most beautiful color on the blue sky
Tong Liya: are you not the same