II. The first half of life wandering, the second half of life soup, while staying up late, while applying eye cream, beer put goji berries, cola with ginseng, drink the most intense wine, ride the most expensive ambulance.
Three. Look at your back, I thought you could charm a thousand soldiers, you turn around, I really underestimated you, you have the strength to scare millions of soldiers to death.
four. You are already a mature spare tire, you should learn to roll your own.
5. Someone just called me shameless. I backhanded is a slap, so beautiful face I will not want?
6. The new era of women, on the hall, over the wall, fight the small
three, hit the hooligans, just can not get down to the kitchen.
VII. I am not a vain person, I hate villas, sports cars, designer bags clothes and shoes, I only like money.
VIII. No one is always smooth sailing, in fact, you are not lonely, look at your friends around you, is not because of failure to mix in a piece of it.
9. If you like a handsome man, please do not take immediate measures, you should first slowly understand him, soon you will find his friends more handsome.
X. What is your attitude towards your ex? Wish him infertility and grandchildren.
xi. Ex-boyfriend to get married, called to ask me to go, I decisively returned to him
three words: next time to go.
Twelve. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or people will not only think you are ugly, but also think you are poor.
thirteen. Be a mature adult, fall coat tucked into fall pants, fall pants tucked into socks.
XIV. Go to the zoo as a child to see a tiger and vow to have one when you grow up.
20 years later, my dream has finally come true. Enough talk, it's time to cook for my daughter-in-law.
Fifteen. The one who will marry me in the future, do less sorry for me on Valentine's Day, thank you.
Sixteen. You don't really like me at all, you only chat with me every day to steal my emoticons.
17. When you stop to rest. Don't forget that others are still running, so please trip him!
18. In the future, the curse will no longer say "get lost", directly changed to "the world is so big, you should go to see".
Nineteen. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you can get your hands on some of the most popular ones.
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Ten. Don't ever argue with your parents. If you win, you'll be beaten, and if you lose, you'll be scolded. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty and get out of the way!
Twenty-one. In the eyes of women
three kinds of the ugliest women, good sister's love rival, ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend, current boyfriend's ex-girlfriend.
Xxii. I need a boyfriend right now, and then green me, so that I am in pain, angry, earn a lot of money, and finally win the high and mighty, to the pinnacle of life.
Xxiii. The man who comes home early tells stories to his wife; the man who comes home late makes up stories to his wife.
XXIV. You passed by my heart, wearing high heels. Not only left footprints, but stepped in blood.
XXV. Don't sing about the rest of your life. If a girl doesn't work hard to earn money and doesn't want to be beautiful, then for the rest of your life, you'll be the one who cooks, you'll be the one who does the laundry, you'll be the one who does the housework, you'll be the one who is disliked, and you'll be the one who looks after the kids.
Twenty-six. True love is that he can cross the thousands of huge breasts and long legs of the big beautiful women, a glance can see the rough and wild no connotation of you.
XXVII. Men: before the engagement, like a grandson, obedient. After the engagement, like a son, learn to talk back. After marriage, like the old man, giving orders.