Comic is a very interesting viewing program, watching a comic can make us happy for a long time, the comedian is also very powerful, then you know what funny comic lines? The following is my compilation of funny comic lines for everyone, welcome to read and adopt, I hope you like it!
Catchy Funny Comic Lines
1, I have to turn up the microphone, because the previous scene was my master.
2. The troublemaker, the broomstick, the short and frustrated, the bright and shiny.
3, as the archetypal failure, you are just too successful!
4, today's weather is good, and windy and rainy.
5, three-door refrigerator, the top freezer, the middle freezer, the bottom of the empty ashes.
6, don't ignore me, you ignore me, then I become a dog!
7, what are you unhappy about? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.
8, spell education, he and I spell education.
9, the audience does not go, we have been acting, exhausted on stage as asleep.
10, the only difference between me and Superman is that I'm not wearing underwear.
11, Plants vs. Zombies, which tells me that there is a large wave of zombies close to the center, I played a year, did not see a large wave of zombies.
12, there is what can be, the bottom of the pressure box has not.
13, I said the old man ah, I have a sentence to say, do not know when to say not to say.
14, my God, so amazing, I can not stand.
15. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person.
16, if it is not to beat you, I would have flipped with you.
17, I'm crazy! I can't stand me! I'm not going to be able to do that.
18, surnamed Xu Xian word more than three, the white lady white Zhensu.
19, stewardesses, a spicy hot pot! Put more meat!
20, can not reach it, left foot on the right foot to try.
Humorous Comic Lines
1, easy to hide, dark bitch hard to prevent.
2, knowing that you're not doing well, I'm relieved.
3, don't go around yelling that the world has abandoned you, the world is not originally belong to you.
4. Life is so long, waiting for you a few years is nothing.
5, the cashier said no change, find you two plastic bags!
6, something to find me, nothing to find me.
7, today is very good, very windy and rainy.
8, smile at you, purely polite.
9, you ignore me, then I became a dog!
10, as a typical failure, you are too successful!
11, when the first stunning, complete, only for the world to see less.
12, auntie hello, I am your son's boyfriend.
13, I love you when you say what is what. When I don't love you, what you say you are.
14, if it is not to beat you, I would have flipped with you.
15, a woman without talent is virtue, I think I must be too lack of virtue.
16, this handsome man, you seem to be my next boyfriend.
17, today's weather is good, and windy and rainy.
18, you are drinking water, or drinking water, or drinking water? Take your pick!
19, don't say love to others easily, don't be stubborn to open the door of other people's hearts, and joked away.
20, such as the next life, please do not use love to deep.
Funny comic dialog
1, Guo: I say another you will not we bow down on the stage, okay! I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm sure I can do it. The first time I saw this is when I was in the middle of the night, I was in the middle of the night. The first time I've seen a movie, I've seen a movie. Guo: Fenhewan! Yue: bow down.
2, Yue: This teacher said that the comic used to be an animal in the Beijing Zoo. Yue: Hey! Feed the animals! Yue: feed animals, feed elephants! Feed ten years, the elephant is getting thinner and thinner.
3, Yue: these days I have this sister-in-law is not good smoking to me this sister-in-law to spoil. Yue: voice! Yue: what's wrong brother!
4, the audience does not go, we have been acting, exhausted on stage as asleep.
5, Lao Guo! The first time I saw a movie, I was in the middle of it, and I was in the middle of a movie. The father of the obscene Yu! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I can do this. Stop playing! Does it sound good? It's like a dog scratching the door!
6, the only one in the background to eat shit (knowledge) molecules.
7, the sky to the earth, rain to the wind, the continent to the sky? Too long to forget behind.
8, you regret that year to molest Chang'e? You are and Chang'e gave birth to a little white rabbit?
9, three words! What do you call a set! What is it called? Yes! The chain set!
10, neng death you have to hate the lack of moral stink shameless old not to come to you.
11, foreign big hotel, a door, there is a cement grinding ash pond.
12, just now the show is a burrito, Cao Heyang, SB, Cao Heyang.
13, Fa Haier, why go ah ~ Shi Master, I play hooligan to go!
14, Shi Aidong, Shi teacher? Corpse rice shit.
15, know a pig and a monkey dare to sing the Journey to the West ah? Then if you know the two long worms will not sing the white snake ah!
16, the mouth of this comic must be clean, sharp, suaso.
17, I said the old man ah, I have a sentence to say, I do not know when to say not to say.
18, surnamed Xu Xian word more than three, the white lady white Zhensu.
19, the only difference between me and Superman is that I'm not wearing underwear.
20, to perform in the field, although we go by plane, but live, do not live in the train station.
21, see me primping so beautiful so zímì these two words you will write you.
22, this Shi Piaoxiang na, often travel to Xidan.
23, Yue: Peking Opera is a national cei. Yue: cua pure!
24, in the vinegar tank looking for peanuts that feeling eh yo hey.
25, the pants would have been plastic drops ah ... the day of the shooting through a moment ah ... to wear it today or so fit ah.
26, Fa Hai said to Xu Xian: master, your mother is a long worm (worm read light sound).
27, saw the door, push push push push push push push push twenty minutes did not push open, and then a pull, open.
28, (learning Shi Aidong father when Yue Yue laughed at the scene) when your father laughed at the scene.
29, Yue: Linghu two in! Yue: that is Linghu Chong!
30, three door refrigerator, the top freezer, the middle freezer, the bottom of the furnace ash.
31, buy a ticket ~ buy a ticket ~ we want to listen to Yue Buqun sing opera ~ ah! Three days.
32, who wants to know, you can raise your hand, who wants to raise his hand, I will blow him out.
33, Fenhewan na? I thought Fenhewan!
34, shameless. I'm going to kick you to death!
35, no! I'm not going to be able to do that. I don't want to tell you!
36, said you are human, do not want to?
37, Sun Yue, it seems to be a personal name.
38, White Snake tells the story of a great long worm, a very dizzying program, White Snake, turn there.
39, and then there is money, buy a house to buy a car to buy a caravan.
40, on that stinking shameless ~ this person stupidly still eat it ~ ~ small black fat.
41, Plants vs. Zombies, which tells me that there is a large wave of zombies close to the center, I played a year, did not see a large wave of zombies.
42, seven sections, a not see are difficult, I am not the word section, surnamed Yue, called not group ~ thank you thank you thank you.
43, to be honest, I was born, my chest on this and this written two words: a full, a can.
44, cigarette boxes are printed, smoking is harmful to health, smoking is harmful, but healthy.
45, two stammers met together, thirty minutes to say four words, one of the stammers said: or we text it!
46, at this time he suddenly wanted to fart, after a strong struggle, do not put the loss to put, put the win.
47, I have returned your tickets, you have to go.
48, my master has long been not rogue. Obscene in, nasty Guo.
49, aigoo this heart nou, I want to dui him you know well.
50, (Yue Yue damage burrito) just now the comic said how good ah, the performer called tao cake, shao tao, tao cake Cao He Yang.
51, I have to turn up the microphone, because my master is small.
52, the door of the big poster wrote ~ ah ~ ~ ~ three days.
53, Yue: I'm angry ah? (to the audience on stage) you come up! Audience: you down! Yue: forget it.
54, this teacher, he called ~ ~ ~ forget. Anyway, you have a personal name.
55, the bus card is afraid of losing, wearing a one-pointed pants with a zipper, is nui pants ah. There is a zipper side to wear inside, get on the car to pull out the card, not afraid to pull out something else. The more you wear it, the more you'll be able to get out of the car and get out of the car.
56, Mr. Sun has money, but will not drive, buy a bus card! Charged three hundred thousand, or a student card, the equivalent of six hundred thousand na Li head. Can brush to your death ah, baby!
57, Yue: This is my teacher pig. Yue: like words? The first time I saw this, it was a very good idea to get a copy of the book. Yue: hey. Yes. There is a song sung to me is the division of uncle. Uncle, your nose has two holes.
58, teacher! I'm from Beijing Retarded 2!
59, Sun Yue! Mr. Li Wenhua's grandson, this grandson said good!
60, "snow praise Yue Yunpeng" sky a black winter, like white bo2 surface thrown down. The grave is bigger than the size of the buns, the well is a big hole!
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