1, the human imagination is infinite, your looks have broken through the human imagination
2, jian people are jian people, even if the economy for you, you can not be expensive
3, sick I give you a veterinarian, the disease is dead, I give you the love of the Chinese medicine
4, other people are things are rare for the expensive, but you are a whole thing is rare for jian
5, if others say look at p ah look at hair ah, you will return to him to see what you
6, I cao your mom to say, you can return to him to see what you
6, I cao your mother, you can return to her.
5, if others say look p ah look Mao ah, you will return to him to look at you it
6, others have to say, I cao your mother, you can return to him I castrate your father
7, you say that you are a virgin, in fact, you are just a woman who has been dealt with
8, you play what the triads, in fact, you are the black Africans refugee community committee
9, my The future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare
10, who told me Nokia can smash walnuts, and now you TM black screen
11, I'm not the kind of people step on people's heels, I am directly kicked him to Mars
12, dichlorvos promotions, buy one, get one free, by the way, to have a prize for the open cover
13, the sadness of life is no more than, like the two within the The time to insert a knife, but only a knife
14, I want to be a gentle person, but gentle are devalued
15, the kettle ah, why are you crying because the ass is too hot
16, if the fate of the grabbed you by the throat, you tickle it cackle
17, we live in the gutter, still have the right to look up at the stars
18, we have the right to look up at the stars, we have the right to look at the stars
19, we have the right to look at the stars.
18, we have all the confidence, there is no just duck pear
19, the news broadcasts the most cattle b, even if you have been changing the station can also watch a news
20, originally wanted to eat a mouthful of sadness, and now it is a mouthful of food into a fat man
21, I have been youthful and forceful, but now there is no youth, only left forcing
22, the first to know the milk can drink the guy, what did you do to the cow in the end
23, I'm a joke you can not afford, be careful to become a tooth swallowed into your belly
24, the degree of enlightenment of a person, probably like the depth of the pain that you are now
25, like me but love someone else, do you think that I'm stupid ah by you to cheat
26, do not let me see you Drinking pure milk, I feel you are defiling it
27, this is what you call strong? Hooligans come you still run
28, only because of your shrewd helpless, only now the media gossip
29, I do not want your cold and hot, because so I will catch a cold
30, no money, no house, no car, difficult you in the end what
31, you mock people's skills have improved? I see the road is curved
32, our love does not collapse, how can I know it's valuable
33, you take care of people in a really special way, to bring home prostitutes are personally care
34, you want to get married to the object is not me, I'm really glad that the woman's eyes to see the pearl
35, you give up your future, give up the so, and finally gave me up
35, you give up your future, give up so, finally give me up
36, I'll give you a chance, I'll give you a chance.
36, she is better than me about what I do, you and her good and off your mother what
37, I know that she is your fight back, so you now cherish it
38, your secret I do not know, my you do not know, just even
39, as long as your heart is enough to be very, there is nothing in your world will make you sad
39, as long as your heart is enough to be very, there is nothing that will make you sad
40, the world will not let you be sad
40, things that are not good enough to be good enough to be good enough to be good enough to be good. p>
40, things so much, but I'm not bothered at all, because I will slowly drag
41, and then look back, she has become the person you love
42, good people may be bad people, bad people are not necessarily good people
43, and then more promises, can not withstand the reality of the together
44, since you chose the I, why don't you know how to cherish it
45, if it is not because of care, I will not care about your business
46, I am angry for you, it is because of love for you, who have nothing to do always care about other people's business
47, with your hypocritical promises, leave me, leave the world
48, the world is so big, I don't believe that there is no
49, I have only one, you just cherish good
50, I have how stubborn, how insisted on a love you
Button classic funny sayings 2021
1, know that you have been so many years have not been good, I am also relieved.
2, Ziwei, you know that my brother is often woken up at night by his own handsome.
3, girlfriend can not chase, you should be drugged.
4, the words are people say, the fart is also people put, talking and farting is no difference, are just a breath.
5, the family are all ready to do all the things of the funeral, waiting for you to die.
6, you go, I sincerely hope that you later find a man as bad as one.
7, some days have not eaten, see who are like pancakes.
8, I heard that you recently opened a good company, when the bankruptcy ah?
9, you do not pretend, I'm going to take a stick to stab you ah.
10, brother, you must not die, to hold on, there are greater difficulties ahead of you waiting for you, you die by this difficult to carry ah.
11, there is a good news, there is a bad news, you listen to which? The bad news is what we lost, this place I do not know, and I guess we have to rely on eating cow dung in the future to live the good news? There's plenty of cow poop!
12, his sword is cold, his knife is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold, this grandson is frozen!
13, this head of the worst! 13 years old killed his father, 15 years old pushed his mother into the river, 17 years old self destruction of the whole family! Watching her less than 5 minutes, tears down - big sister, I think this is a misunderstanding
14, after I counseled, how many people on the verge of suicide, have attempted to kill people, all because I saved.
15, diligence chant, I'm nothing more than the other people drink coffee time spent on drinking beer.
16, do not fight unprepared battle, rape. Rape must wear a good condom.
17, the world is starving people, rice may not be, but the shit never lack, can not eat rice, go eat shit.
18, the enemy is rotten day by day, I look at all the heartache.
19, hate others when you take a knife to stab yourself, can not solve others, can not solve their own?
20, was looked down on how to do, hide, do not let people see.
21, the world's most terrible is not dreaming of falling asleep on the test field, but after waking up, they did fall asleep on the test field.
22, my future is a dream, and more regrettably, this moment also insomnia.
23, my father educated me: you do not want to be deceived by men, men's words you do not believe. I don't know if I should listen to my father's words.
24, know why most cell phone front camera pixel is not high, because do not want to let you ugly too obvious.
25, I took the youth bet on tomorrow, lost a day and a day.
26, too long did not move the pen, and now I write homework has a kind of Emperor approved the feeling of zhangzuo.
27, why foreign girls hands are so beautiful? Because they have not written Chinese homework
28, the speed of the Internet abused me a thousand times, I treat the speed of the Internet as the first love!
29, and his wife argued, I roared: do not think you look pretty I dare not hit you! I thought she would be very happy to hear, I did not expect her to say: do not think you say very reasonable I will let you go!
30, when I was a child, I especially liked to play hide-and-seek, and when others hide, I went straight home.
31, today I was lying on the upper bunk, bunk classmates in the cake, suddenly, he was furious, called: TM cake and nails. I heard, panicked and put away the nail clippers.
32, I am running five meat, I bring salt for themselves.
33, someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world, I a math book fell on his face.
34, intend to get a haircut, fling bangs fling my neck is broken.
35, my desk asked me what is happiness, I said that some of the exam copy is happiness.
36, school time, often dry anatomy, on the dead are used to the dormitory at night than the steamer is still hot, two goods roommate whimsical idea said: the morgue has air conditioning, or we go there to sleep, I have the key. Another two goods immediately said good ah, two people went. The next day, the doorkeeper was hospitalized.
37, between the girls do not play the heart, anyway, after a few decades to go to the square dance together.
38, you will eat in addition to what will be hungry
39, friendship is very simple, it is in their own eat delicious when thinking of each other in mind, and then photographed and sent to her.
40, there is a kind of people do not like you, but also do not let you like other people you say is the class teacher?
Funny buckle personality sayings1, the RMB represents your strength, I see you can only be a retard now
2, I gave you the right to love me, but I did not give you the right to give up the love of me
3, you finally challenged me to the limit, so that I had to kick you a couple of feet
4, I love you to love the roar of the love, but you are hurt! I hurt me completely, this love is really no God
5, I'm willing to do anything, just not willing to love you
6, once loved, is now a child's father
7, is the gold will always shine, not to mention that, I'm a diamond
8, I like to put the teacher's voice recording, listening to the night immediately fall asleep
9, You can't even cheat, how can the teacher let you go to the social experience it
10, the businesswoman does not know the hatred of the country, all day long to write homework
11, is the gold will always shine, you this glass ballast can only be reflective
12, the so-called low-profile is only a low-profile high-profile just
13, to Chairman Mao to ensure: I will not pinch the motherland flowers again. The motherland flowers, I go to pinch the flower bones
14, a good horse does not eat back to grass, unless it is a rotten grass
15, after the winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part of the quilt, and the part of the quilt outside of the quilt
16, the sky is cold as a joke, the day like a sentence of nonsense
17, every time you take the exam paper home, the first thing is to put on the cotton pants
20, I flat-chested how, you do not know that our school's valium are I flat down
21, usually read the book is the desire to know, read the book before the examination is the desire to survive
22, Nima, why homework can not be like a computer can "copy" "paste"
22, why homework can not be as computer. "Paste" it
23, you think you will be in my heart for a long time, tell you, you think too much
24, life is like a box of chocolates. I never know how many pounds I can gain weight by eating more than one
25, spring sleep, yawn door to find. Can't sleep at night, can't wake up during the day
26, the so-called sleeping goods, can be summed up in the bar word: spring sleepy, summer boredom, autumn nap, winter sleep
27, the bell is more pleasant than the national anthem, the bell is more than apprehensive and crumbling
28, always want to play the computer when going to school, the holiday can only be on the computer to stare at the computer
29, there are always a few people, the teacher called them up to answer the question. A call them up to answer the question, the class laughed
30, I'm not not want to lose weight, I'm just afraid of rebound
31, your complex features, can not disguise your simple IQ
32, I'm fat, said I'm ugly, you want to be fat than I'm still ugly
33, proud to live, and just do a tough pussy
34, You barbaric people, will never know my tenderness
35, looking for a husband's standards, give the face, do a good job in the child
36, people's looks can be divided into two kinds of, one is born beautiful; the second is born inspirational
37, to the bank to get money, sit down the first sentence is: I die to the date of death
38, don't you stare at me with your eye, in the stare I have to charge
38, don't you stare at me, I will be charged for. In the stare I have to charge
39, you say forget can forget, if so simple I now why sad
40, you let me love you with all my heart, you have to do for me to share
41, I'm not so generous, and I'm good to go and find someone else
42, you splashed all over the cold water, and so I will I put it to boil in the splash back
43, you admitted that it is a good thing to be in the market, but it is not a good idea. p> 43, you admitted to his lover, he did not recognize you as his lover, why should people make a fool of themselves
44, this false love, my happiness to the end of the end into the empty
45, such as my unification of the world, you must be sealed a Beggar's Bunch when when
46, just like this miss you, but the oath has given me countless slaps
47, You have the capital of pride, there is enough to work hard to go on the courage
48, Sister did not have gold bright, but Sister have you can not afford the light
49, life on the road I see through all, including this red dust road
50, do not give the capital to pretend to be a pussy, you do not have to pretend to be a pussy of the capital
qq personality classic funny sayingsA neighbor's house The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with a woman who had been with me for a year or two. I asked my sister-in-law, "Your son is 29, when will you get married, I'm still waiting to eat the wedding candy." I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it in a couple of weeks.
Second, in ancient times, there was a child named Sima Guang, he and the children playing in the garden, a child accidentally fell into the tank full of water. The children panicked, crying and running to find adults. Sima Guang didn't panic, he picked up a stone and smashed it into the tank. The tank broke, the water flowed out, and the children were saved. Everyone praised Sima Guang: You are really smart! The next day, they went to the river to play, Sima Guang accidentally fell into the river, the children did not panic, they are calm minded from the ground to pick up a stone, smashed into the river. Sima Guang, aged nine.
Three or four years of roommates, only ate her to the five of us divided into a petal of orange, did not look wrong, really a petal of orange. Snacks are never taken to the bed to eat, eat and then get out of bed. Each person in the dormitory charges two dollars for electricity, the roommate said we used her electricity, should not let her pay and to give her money! More importantly... I saw on her camera one time that her family had five Audis! Five cars! Home with cameras!
Fourth, I am 26 years old, female, just watched TV with the family, saw a TV series, the plot: female parents do not agree with the main female and male marriage, so steal the account book to go and male registration to go. I watched with great interest, the ear drifted to the dad said: look at people are stealing account book registration, our family account book put in the drawer for so many years are dusty, no one to move a bit. The new year, really can not be prevented!
Fifth, when criticizing others, do not forget that you also have a lot of shortcomings
Sixth, two female employees chatting at lunch. A: the new chairman of the Board of Directors is really handsome, clothes are also dressed properly.
Seven, my happiness in hell, is to prohibit all love in prison
Eight, I will tell a lot of stories, from the young and old, to the children not appropriate.
nine, according to evidence, China's first Taobao shopkeeper is the poet Wang Wei. According to him, he wrote a poem of condolence to the buyer: every festive season is twice the family!
X. I feel like I'm wasting my time in school and indulging in male sex every day.
eleven, love is worth how much money, can be parceled
twelve, male: "Nowadays, society is talking about equality between men and women, equal and not divided." Female: "This is the reason you enter the women's restroom?"
XIII, since mom knows I have a boyfriend, my family account book from the cupboard moved to the safe.
Fourteen, do a four-way female hooligan after all, no one treats you as a little girl.
fifteen, two hundred passengers waiting twenty-four hours, finally can board the plane. Through the airport security check, a traveler yelled: what is the need? If anyone had a weapon, he must have shot it a long time ago.
Sixteen, the U.S. Intelligence Agency reported: China every year from August to September a person has most of the army assembled and then mysteriously disappeared! Later, the United States invested tens of billions of dollars in scientific research and investigation! Come to the conclusion - the opening of the military training.
seventeen, a friend's birthday tomorrow, the next day up to send her a text message: sofa
eighteen, a man after all the hardships to find all seven Dragon Balls, the Dragon appeared and said to realize his three wishes, the man said off the top of his head to go home a train ticket, the Dragon thought for a moment and said: "to my back, or I pack you home!
nineteen, may you eat wildly not fat, small face pleasant.
XX, like you will say to you that I took a bath, and after that will say that I finished. Do not like you in the finished I go to the bath, like dead in the bathroom.
XXI, cooling down the people I like and like me remember to add a piece of clothing do not like my people do not wear clothes.
Twenty-two, young people ah, you think you sad, in fact, you are not sleep cool, you think you cranky , in fact, you are not full, you think you miss, in fact, you are too idle.
Twenty-three, I went into the house at night and saw my husband watching something on the computer, I asked him what he was doing, he calmly said to see the island film. My mother is still at home, actually so blatant! I did not say a word, go up a beating. The computer to take over a look: Dragon Ball.
Twenty-four, the old woman: you want to hire a leading lady, I came to apply. The director: But you're late. The old woman: I just saw the advertisement immediately rushed to, how has come late? Director: You are 20 years late.
Twenty-five, with my confession in six words, your snacks I buy.
Twenty-six, Chinese students are the most powerful, stay up all night, write a homework can stand the college entrance exams, carry a typhoon, sucked the haze of the motherland's flowers really strong.
XXVII, food is too kind, never rejected like me in the middle of the night feel lonely people.
Twenty-eight, I bought a pack of cigarettes in the morning at the kiosk, and then went to the kiosk in the afternoon to buy a bottle of wine, by the way, handed the boss with the cigarettes, lit the fire, the boss smoked a mouthful and said: This cigarette is a little fake ah ......
Twenty-nine, Li: "Just now there is a man who suddenly hugged me from behind, molest me. I'm not going to be able to do that." Strong: "No wonder you are so angry." Li: "What's even more infuriating is that the man actually said 'what a bummer, it's a guy'!"
Thirty, my sorrow is nothing more than lying down chest flat stomach is still there.