Yu: yo ~ you also went to college?
Guo: engage in learning these years it ......
Yu: you first wait, you ...... went to college?
Guo: line ...... on, on it ...... on engage in learning these years it ......
Yu: eh eh eh eh, I ask you ah, you went to which university ah?
Guo: stop! Engaged in learning these years ......
Yu: who with you messed up! Just ask which university you went to!
Kuo: Tsinghua's ...... (ambiguous)
Yu: What are you ambiguous ah, which university?
Guo: I say again ah! Ask again you are a dog!
Yu: this is what is called the words ah this.
Guo: Qing ...... Tsinghua! I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about! You get me killed!
Yu: Qing ...... Hua Chi?
Guo: no pool called Tsinghua University ah!
Yu: This is like the words?
Guo: Eh! You go next time I rubbed you to death I tell you.
Yu: or rubbing bath!
Second, Guo Degang: a good job to take on, cover a chimney of more than 70 meters!
Yu Qian: not bad!
Guo Degang: early in the morning and late at night to finish the work, people come to an acceptance, dead not to give us money!
Yu Qian: The quality is not good?
Guo Degang: the beginning of the drawings to take down, people let repair a well!
Third, Guo: the people like you, do a good job on the end, I do not have any diploma, university diploma, I am not a doctorate, masters, martyrs ......
Yu: this is also fast.
Guo: ...... borrow your good advice!
Yu: I'm polite?
Guo: I have not been in front of the doctor, I have not been in the back of the doctor ......
Yu: Oh, net on the side.
......
Guo: You don't point fingers, you'll get me in trouble.
Yu: you this disaster is not small.
Guo: you this goods is not small!
Fourth, Guo: But sister-in-law did not like the play. （
Yu: How do you not like it?
Guo: What for!
Yu: not even from Liang! What pursuit this is!
Guo: a job can not stick to the end!
V. Guo: Poof! From the back of the buttocks pulled out a gold pen, pure gold big gold pen!
Yu: you first wait a moment, I this out of where?
Guo: There is a pocket in the ass, poof!
Yu: anyway, listen to the sound is worn through the pocket ......
Guo: Qian brother took the gold pen, swish swish write.
Yu: Oh, really write!
Guo: I looked, heh! The first time I saw it, it was a check for two million dollars!
Yu: really give two million!
Guo: Poof! I'm not going to be able to do that.
Yu: Oops.
Guo: I looked at it, really moved ah! The first time I saw it, I didn't even sign it. ......
Yu: Huh?
Guo: Oh! Poof! Swish signature, finished writing, poof!
Yu: this figure what Xu you say!
Guo: date ...... Oh! Poof!
Six, Guo Degang: Sun Wukong is very stupid and naive, he is a monkey, can never be human. He was guarding the peach garden, seven fairies came to pick peaches, he shouted: fixed. The seven fairies were fixed here, and he turned around and went to pick peaches! The monkey is a monkey," he said!
Yu Qian: What if you?
Guo Degang: I have to take a basket.
Seven, the modest moncler outlet store night and daughter-in-law quarrel, stripped naked in the street lamp dance, in the flower pool fell asleep, the morning up was more than forty square dance old lady surrounded.
This is that Yu Qian right!
Yes, Yu Qian.
The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
Grandma Wang, Grandma Zhao said she was on fluids, and will be right there.
(dead or not dead ah you, all the infusion still do not forget to look at the bare ass old man)
Eight, Yu Qian asked: is the first chicken or the first egg?
Guo Degang answered: the first chicken.
Yu Qian asked again: where did the first chicken in the world come from?
Guo Degang answered: "life is forced".
Nine, said Yu Qian's father on the street to steal a hat, first to the head to the chin tied a shoelace, walk behind people, while people do not pay attention to quickly take down other people's hats to wear their own head, others turned back, Yu Qian's father said: Hey! Hat lost it, walk the street to pay attention to, look at me, hat below the belt.
Ten, Guo (my father said I): you have nothing, the ground under your feet shaking, the water around you in the flow, your hands are trembling, the tears in your heart in the flow of ......
Yu: your father's last name Cui?
Guo: Your father's name is Jian.
Eleven, Yu Qian: I just love reading books. Every time I read a book, my big dog is around. The book looks good, but to sometimes have Zuzu, every time I look, just an hour. When I lift the dog's tail, it's one hour. At that point, I have to get up and move around. Every time, I want to see the time, a lift the dog's tail will know an hour.
Guo Degang: Yes... every time you want to know, to the point or not, just pull the dog's tail... your family so watch the time ah ......
Yu Qian: your family does not so watch the time?
Guo Degang: this .....
Twelve, about Mr. Zhang Wenshun's father and his mother dinner,
Guo: his mother picked up a bun, whoosh - out, his father woof woof went out after ......
Zhang: my father how like you?
At that time, the bottom of the bad laugh, and then the old Guo came to a
Guo: you want to hard think that I'm like your father that I can not help.
Thirteen, Guo: And we have this song expert.
Yu: His name is?
Guo: "Horse doped".
Yes, it's a good thing that you're not a big fan of the idea that you're not a big fan of the idea.
Guo: Yes, it's called "Ma Duanhou"
Yu: foreigners?
Guo: Oops, Chinese, minority.
Yu: There's a name for it.
Guo: The name is "Ma Duanhou".
Yu: What's the last name?
Guo: the last name "under the mud"
Yu: blind Nima mixed!
Fourteen, Guo: when the Korean spicy cabbage dance academy to learn to dance
Yu: this taste heavy ah
(Lao Guo began to do the action)
Yu: this radio gymnastics!
Guo: Our principal, called "Park Life"
Yu: Oh, not idle ah
Guo: This shows how busy Koreans.
Fifteen, "Where is the horse seller?"
"Where are the horse buyers ~?"
"Where is the horse seller ~?"
"Where are the horse buyers ~?"
............
"It's right here, can't you see it?" Playing what a trifecta ah!
Sixteen, said Guo Degang traveled to Yunnan, on the face of a man, asked, "Big brother, to see ethnic performances?"
Guo Degang: "Beijing has (voice dragged long)."
The person who came: "No clothes have?"
Guo Degang: "No clothes? (pretending to be pure little expression) not wearing clothes I know which ethnicity you? I don't want to go!"
Seventeen, Guo Degang: humble child to the Red Cross, looking for the staff donated a dollar. After a while came a few schoolchildren, a person donated 100 dollars.
Yu Qian: ooh, good guy, elementary school students are 100 dollars.
Guo Degang: That's not good, humble to the gang of elementary school students said, strong!
Yu Qian: Hey
Guo Degang: not a moment later, and came to a gang of migrant workers, a person donated 1,000 yuan, Qian bowed to the gang of migrant workers, strong!
Yu Qian: patriotic well!
Guo Degang: and after a while, came a few (vague) special industry service personnel.
Yu Qian: How do you so vague ah ... what occupation ah this?
Guo Degang: a person donated one hundred thousand!
Yu Qian: ooh! The first time I saw this, it was a very good thing that I was able to see it.
Guo Degang: the Red Cross that staff dislike can not, this money we do not want, you money is not clean (a face of disdain, humility is anxious, how not clean! That is my hard-earned money!
Yu Qian: You can not talk nonsense!
18, Guo Degang: Yu Qian drunk with his sister-in-law joke, asked his sister-in-law said: before I have been in how many objects?
Yu Qian: so many people ask this?
Guo Degang: all right, are my buddies brothers, you say, say out of one to give you a hundred dollars
Sister-in-law happy: poor you that three and a half million?