2. Driving school instructor: red light does not go . Green light also not go, what? There is no color you like?
3. What reason is there to say that people snacks are junk food? So many people like them. What about you?
4. Don't always smile at others, maybe, you don't think about a smile. It will become someone else's emoticon.
five. You are only twenty years old, did not meet a favorite person is very normal, when you are thirty years old when you can not meet, do not be anxious, at most ten years you will be used to.
VI. Since looking at your household registration photo, I realized that it is so simple to give up a favorite person.
VII. When the star is good, husband cheating do not have to catch themselves, the whole country are helping to catch.
Eight. Can not find objects do not always blame God, to think more about their own reasons, perhaps because you are too good and no one is worthy of you.
Nine. In the future, if we are lucky enough to be together, we will have to divide up the housework, you clean up the house, I clean up the house.
Ten. I'm not sure if you're going to get married, but I'm sure you're going to get married, and I'm sure you're going to get married, and I'm sure you're going to get married.
Xi. Meat grows out can still reduce, but those snacks expired can not eat again.
xii. Other people's faces are destined for seven points, three points rely on dress, your face is one point destined for heaven, nine points rely on filters.
thirteen. In high school, summer because it is too hot, I will pad a book to the bottom of the buttocks, feel padded in the buttocks under the book hot and then change a book, the back table that the two goods to me: your buttocks on the long eye? I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
Fourteen. Don't expect to lose weight, the eight ring has traveled 108,000 miles and did not see thin down. Besides, he's a vegetarian.
15. Don't get depressed. Though you don't have a trip, at least you have a fat body!
16. You're not really fat, it's just that Nuwa used too much dirt when she made you.
XVII. I suspect that the mouth of my family was aborted more than ten years ago, otherwise why have not yet appeared in front of me.
18. fat how! Eat your sweet and sour pork ribs braised beef vinegar cabbage ma po tofu boiled fish?
19. "May I ask when was the peak of your life?" I cleared my throat, "That goes back twelve years."" You must be a man with a story!" "No, that time I won a good baby award in my kindergarten class."
Twenty. Even the best looking face will grow old someday, and I thought I might not be able to handle that loss, so I never looked good.
xxi. Girls shouldn't play mind games with each other, they're all going to go square dancing together in a few decades anyway.
22. Winter. A customer walked into the restaurant and forgot to close the door, the owner yelled: Hey, it's so cold outside, close the door! The customer who just came in was very angry and said: You think it's warm out there if you close the door?
Twenty-three. In the morning, my favorite girl actually confessed to me! I said excitedly: I am not dreaming right she said to me: you can slap yourself oh, maybe you will wake up oh. I then slapped myself, and then I woke up ......
Twenty-four. Like small animals? Of course I do. How much do you like them? How can I say this, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun!