1. A strong life requires no explanation!
2. I must call you when I get married next time
3. Yifei shouted: "Everyone, the time is tight and the task is heavy. You must work hard and make no mistakes. Please understand. Are you here yet?"
4. Guan Guan Jujiu, in Hezhizhou, My Fair Lady, what'syouQQ?
5. Guan Gu: (in video) Zhang Wei, he is a Lawyer, high-end and classy. (Zhang Wei is wearing a raincoat *** )
6. Zhang Wei Sissy: How can I, a grown boy, gossip. This is the normal conditioned reflex of us girls. I hate it. You should not care about these details
7. Zhang Wei: Like us girls
8. I am a knife with a mouth and an axe. Heart!
9. What is your zodiac sign? I am made of flesh
10. Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, so what is in the eyes of beauty? Zeng Xiaoxian : Eye shit.
11. My surname is Huang and my courtesy name is Huifeng. . .
12. It turns out that you can use a watch to apologize to others. . . A box of sashimi. . . A balloon. .
13. Nuolan: Is he in love? Zeng Xiaoxian: No, he is abnormal
14. He can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, kill the wooden horse, and climb the wall , can drive a car, afford a house, fight a mistress, and beat a gangster.
15. Yifei: I have only heard that black chemical fertilizers will evaporate and turn gray, but I have never heard that catalytic fertilizers will evaporate and stink. Meijia: You are so strong
16. There are caterpillars in the vegetables and iron wire in the vermicelli
17. Nuo Lan: Medicine... medicine... Zeng Xiaoxian: Cheek Nao
18. Guan Gu: If you are hungry, then you Eat more. Yoyo: He’s talking about a bad omen. Evil is evil, evil is evil, and omen is bad.
19. Help me cut the carrots into cubes.
20. Guangu: Dragon, giant dragon, you are missing years, and you are missing years forever.
21. Angels are with you
22. Fortunately, it is not red wine, otherwise my clothes will be useless. Fortunately, it is not sulfuric acid, otherwise your face will be useless.
23. Meeting and parting are like turning around, one after another, forming a dance of life. Some people will come back, and some people know that it is too difficult to see each other again.
24. My wife loves penguins, so we plan to immigrate to Africa and see kangaroos by the way.
25. You are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!
26. Hitting is not recommended, as slapping someone in the face hurts self-esteem.
27. Death is not scary, but sitting and waiting for death is scary.
28. Zhang Wei: I have found the feeling of Huaze. Yifei: Just hit him to death (morning greeting)
29. Meijia: You are just a piece of chewing gum that has been peed on by a dog. Yifei: The killers of clogged septic tanks are afraid of contaminating the atmosphere even if they are cremated. Meijia: The scum of the animal world
30. Meijia: Is there any academic requirement for blood testing?
31. When I become the emperor, I will make you the prince.
32. Zi Qiao: At this moment, your eyes look very much like Tony Leung, there is a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro between your eyebrows, and the way you hold the beer looks like Wu Zhenyu at first glance. It’s just that his face looks like Eric Tsang
33. Death is not scary, sitting here waiting for death is scary
34. Zi Qiao: Master, we are coming in. Don't get me wrong, host, we are here to see you for the last time. Sekiya: Postmaster, I have to say that your head is too big. The four of us together can’t save the poster. Zhang Wei: Host, please hold on a little longer. Yifei: Everyone is offline
35. Love without the purpose of marriage is just a hooliganism.
36. If Conan were alive, he would be angry like Kogoro Mouri if he didn't play according to common sense.
37. If we have the same opinion, I have the final say. If there is a disagreement, she has the final say.
38. Zhang Wei: (Hua Zelei’s voice) Whenever you want to cry, stand on your head so that the tears will not flow down.
39. Zeng Xiaoxian: Did Hu Yifei ask you to draw a clear line with me? Zhang Wei Ziqiao: No, let’s just chat casually. (Both of them nodded at the same time)
40. Hu Yifei: Guan Gu is mysterious, how to use this crazy love.
41. I am not a locust, I am not a centipede, I only love my mean brother, a perfect relationship.
42. Don’t worry! Master, senior brother will come to save us!
43. Opportunities are coming to me like raindrops. But I avoided them one by one.
44. Zhang Wei: (Erkang’s voice) I saw you for the first time last time at the Prince’s Mansion
45. Zeng Xiaoxian: I have already talked to her with a low face, watch The meaning of sashimi, the meaning of raw fish, and the meaning of balloon, when combined, read: It’s not good (expression) to be angry (proverb)
46. Spittle is used to count money, not to reason.
47. As quiet as a virgin, as active as a mad rabbit
48. Zi Qiao: Is it itchy? Zhang Wei: Yes. Zi Qiao: According to my many years of clinical experience, this is three mosquito bites together. Zeng Xiaoxian: I still have six mosquito bites together
49. Zhang Wei: When fate comes, all deliberate catering is leftover
50. OK The boy is me and I am Zeng Xiaoxian.
51. Okay, okay, go ahead and sell your goods
52. We are two ambitious young people standing on the street who are about to let our dreams fly.
53. Life is like a play. One person loves one, and another one gets married and has children. Very normal.
54. Listen to other people’s stories and shed your own tears.
55. Can a walnut pinched by a door still nourish the brain?
56. If you are driving a car and Xiaohong and Xiaoming are sitting in the car, who is the owner of the car? ? Answer: Yes if.
57. Your head and *** must be on the wrong side again.
58. Zhang Wei: Beat... Waiter: Robbery! Zhang Wei: Discount
59. Yifei: Is all shit in your mind? Zeng Xiaoxian: In my mind It's all you pretending. I didn't mean that.
60. Life is just about living, and the rest is just clouds.
61. The spring breeze blows over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain soaks into Jiuzhaigou
62. Face the reality, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.
63. Have you ever seen a forty-year-old flower girl? (Yifei stared at Teacher Zeng and said)
64. Jump early, finish work early, die early, give birth early
65. Narcissism combined with brain damage is equal to self-mutilation (classic quotes of love declaration)
66. Good brothers and sisters in China
67. Yifei: That day you went to see Nuolan, I've also made egg fried rice waiting for you at home. Why don't you come back to eat in a hurry?
68. Face the reality, life is often much more tasteful than those idol dramas.
69. The noise in the world is just floating clouds, but the tranquility in the book is eternal.
70. What is the difference between this and reincarnation directly? !
71. Well said, I said a lot, but I didn’t quite understand it.
72. Three cobblers stink Zhuge Liang to death.
73. Your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin
74. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear safety cap.
75. I need a PRO machine
76. Whatever your identity, you have an ID card.
77. At this moment, the uncooked rice has been cooked into porridge.
78. I am a small stream, always flowing forward, small streams, small streams, never stopping.
79. This is not a turning point in life, but a breaking point.
80. Counting sheep is something foreigners do. Because sheep and sleep are homophones, we should count dumplings...
81. Yifei: Zeng Xiaoxian and I have known each other for many years. I can understand why you two have always been noisy but never offend each other. Why can't I understand why you two just got together? It’s been years, and I’ve forgotten myself. It’s been so long. Before, I didn’t think Zeng Xiaoxian was any good. I only felt this way after you came.
82. Zeng Xiaoxian: Brother Xian I've been famous before. When have I ever been so casual? Youyou: Have you ever been famous? Zeng Xiaoxian: If I tell Guan Gu about this, guess...Yuyou: Have you ever been famous? How popular? Tongtong red, crane top red. Sunset is red?
83. Do you know what the flower language of clover is? Zeng Xiaoxian: Yeah, yeah!
84. Once you get an electric shock, you will be afraid of network cables for ten years
85. Friendship is offside, lovers are not satisfied
86. Guan Gu: Ventriloquism performance? I remembered it, wasn’t it invented by Qin Shihuang? It is said that it was invented when Jing Ke assassinated Qin Dynasty two thousand years ago. . At that time, Qin Shihuang was chased everywhere by Jing Ke, so he shouted: Catch assassins, fight assassins, catch assassins, catch assassins
87. Hong Qigong: Can I have a cigarette? Thank you
88. (Survey Questionnaire) In those years, was she jealous or angry because of your dissoluteness? Did she make snacks or cook dishes for you? Did she ever forgive you for your mistakes? When she kissed you Have you ever shed tears?
89. Youyou: He worked tirelessly just for this family. Sekiya: When dreams come true, you need to be down-to-earth. It would be great if you can find a suitable part-time job. It can not only cope with expenses, but also live up to the kindness of love. Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei: Speak in human terms. Guan Gu Youyou: We have been poor recently
90. Ziqiao: In the classroom, it is always the teacher who supervises the teacher. Students sleep with students, and people and ghosts live in different paths. Do we need to communicate? Zhang Wei: Roll call 91. In our place, if a boy is interested in a girl, he will tell her to leave her phone number!
92. Zi Qiao: Before getting married, There are other boys who treat you well. After marriage, you will only have me. But after marriage, I must treat you better so that you will not be disappointed, right?
93. Zhang Wei: (dreaming) Mr. Guangu, you are so awesome. Guangu: You are such a little genius, so smart.
94. (Zhang Wei plays Ou Haochen) Youyou: This is the medicine I prepared for you (the original line is for breakfast), you can eat it while it is hot,
95. Youyou: I didn’t say that the child is yours
96. There are so many Chinese weapons and you don’t want to learn anything but the sword. Don't learn how to use the sword before learning how to use the sword. The iron sword is not as good as the silver sword. In the end, he learned how to combine man and sword into one, and became a swordsman.
97. You told me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain. You lied to me. It hurts, it hurts here
98. You can’t watch this game because it’s so anti-human.
99. Hitting people on the face is not recommended to hurt self-esteem. We are brothers and as long as you dare to use violence against any one of us, the other two of us will call the police.
100. Meijia: I didn’t expect you to be so sharp in math after so many years
101. Zeng Xiaoxian: Why do you stutter? Zi Qiao: I can’t forget if I haven’t talked to anyone for a few days. How are you talking?
102. Zeng Xiaoxian: I remember that you seemed to be pointed at the top before. How come you have become pointed at the bottom now?
103. Yes, there are some things that I have fantasized about for a long time. , in the end you will find that it is not as expected, neither perfect nor terrible, just like the world behind the door is just a forgotten broom room, but it still cannot stop the young heart from longing for it. Stop going crazy and jump over the hurdle in front of you. Only the red thoughts are left, the blue impulse, but you will really find that the things you want to throw away have been left behind, and the things you want to get have been firmly grasped. Hold it firmly in the palm of your hand
104. Then do you know what the flower language of the gourd is? Sekiya: What medicine are you buying?
105. Oh my god, I jumped into Japan The sea cannot wash it away.
106. I used to hang myself with noodles, jump over the building with a parachute, hit my head with tofu, and cut my veins with potato chips!
107. Zhang Wei: You are satisfied ? Meijia: My mother is Manchu. My father is from the orc tribe
108. Earn money. Buy a house. Pick up girls. This is a real man.
109. A salesman who doesn’t want to be a nanny is not a good student
110. You must be online for me tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the monument.
111. Police: I watched you vomit twenty minutes ago until now. I have lived for more than forty years and I have never seen such a boring person. Sekiya: Then you still watched it for twenty minutes
112. Yifei: It doesn’t matter what you do. What matters is whether you can stay close to me, otherwise how can I protect you. Zhanbo: You can’t protect me forever, and you will get married too
113. Either do your homework beforehand, or keep cheat sheets with you.
114. As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of leaders who are like donkeys, you are afraid of subordinates who are like pigs.
115. Being happy alone is not as good as being happy together, and a sheep’s madness is not as good as a person’s madness.
116. If you slip on a banana peel, step on it until it breaks.
117. You are like a sheep. You went astray at the beginning, and you can never come back, right?
118. When you fall down and only have one bar of health left, call Brother Xin Zeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.
119. Meijia: He didn’t give us a chance at all! Only when we see a crack can we insert the needle. Yifei: Is there any gap in his words?
120. Yifei: Don’t drive a car while driving wine, and don’t drive a car while drinking
121. Frozen three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven .
122. When I say salty, I don’t mean Zeng Xiaoxian’s sage, but salty. . . . Egg. . . . .
123. Guangu: I want to announce something pornographic to you
124. Xiaoxian: Can such a high chassis be hit? Does it have stronger legs than mine? Long!
125. I love him, but that is all in the past tense, and life is in the future tense.
126. Zi Qiao: A bird without bird’s feet
127. (Zeng Xiaoxian’s forehead was pinched) Zhang Wei: Poster: Calm down. It just comes and goes with ease. Postmaster, I came in again. Postmaster, I came out again. Go in and out, and then put me in, okay?
128. I am Brother Zeng and I told you to believe me, believe me...
129. Zhang Wei: I will The desiccant left in the cupboard was eaten as jelly beans. Yifei: That's rat poison. Remember to buy a pack of supplies later
130. Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. My eyes have been round since I was a child when I saw a beautiful girl
131. Acting now Those who couldn't sing went to write books, those who couldn't write books went to acting, and those who couldn't act went to singing again. The entertainment industry is a circle.
132. The word "love" is very magical. The upper part is taken from the abnormal change, and the lower part is taken from the abnormal state.
133. Renting a house in Yifei: I found that there was too much money and I couldn’t spend it all, so I decided to rent another house and come up on the weekend for a vacation
134. It’s hard to believe in girls , Girls who are gentle on the surface often hide a violent heart.
135. Don’t give the right to speak to your opponent, it will be stolen from you.
136. Whose child doesn’t like it? Is the road a place for rubber band jumping?
137. Boss Du: The resident singer is also an artist
138. Meijia: Even if there is no trick, you have to find an excuse, otherwise there will be no success. Ziqiao: Then we have to see if there are any signs.
139. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.
140. It’s not good to quarrel, let’s have a duel
141. I will definitely be chopped into potato chips.
142. Zeng Xiaoxian: Hey, Yifei, don’t embarrass Zhang Wei, he can only speculate on the girl’s thoughts, you... are different!!!
143. What do you have? Identity, at most you have an ID card
144. Courier boy: At that time, he wanted to molest me, so he didn’t wear much clothes
145. Huang Huifeng: Do you think I am Charlatans, we intellectuals have moral integrity
146. Then explain to me why there is a brick in your shoe, and this brick also shines?!
147. Since ancient times, no one has ever died. He must die early or late.
148. You can escape the monk, but you cannot escape the abbot.
149. I know a dozen different ways to die.
150. Do all these handsome guys have to look like me?
151. Yifei: Do you know what is the prerequisite for defense and self-defense? Zhanbo: thick and able to withstand beatings