That day, a moment of yawn, sang a song 'brother sister love affair', one of the lyrics is - 'you want the stars in the sky, brother for you to pick', which sings like a euphemistic wind, blowing wrinkled a weak pool of spring water, under the ripples of the ripples, the weak girl tenderness suddenly flooded into disaster.
Her cheeks were flushed, and she asked me shyly, "I want the stars in the sky, are you willing to pick them for me?"
The words asked my heart sank violently, the liver hit a raw pain. Alas ~, love words this thing is the same as the advertisement, if you are serious you will lose ......
Weakly saw my difficulties, the small mouth pouted higher than the chest.
Her hands and knees squatting on the side of the road to sulk at the moment, a soy sauce woman happened to pass by, may be her old man walking tired, the two bottles of soy sauce hanging on the weak pouting mouth, sitting on the side of the road to rest, sitting sitting, sitting, the woman was not heartless to fall asleep, this sleep is more than half an hour, soy sauce bottles froze and did not fall down.
When the aunt woke up, picked up the bottle of oil and left, I came to the weak side to coax her.
I said, "Weak, I'm sorry, I ......" She interrupted me: "Apologizing between lovers is like a kind of blackmail, if I don't forgive you, it will become my fault, so don't you say to me. I'm sorry, I don't want to make a mistake."
The general situation, a weekday talk quite snappy man, in the girlfriend angry will become at a loss for words, talk will also stutter, I even said three I word after the weak suddenly cried, cried a thousand times, cried a hundred times, cried a thousand kinds of style, in short, a word, cry very technical.
My heart was in turmoil, and guided by the weak and subdued crying, my tears flowed down indisputably.
She was crying into it, and when she looked up and saw that I was also crying with her, she was furious, and stood up and pointed at my nose and said, "Stealing the show, right?
Jesus Christ, apologizing is not good enough, crying is not right, what should I do? It seems that the only way to make her break into tears is to agree to her request.
I looked up at the vastness of the sky, the inner good a struggle, and finally a clenched teeth, a foot stomping, forcefully said to her, "Well, I'll pick the star for you!"
My words did not fall, weak completed the conversion of crying and laughing, she leapt up, bia twitter kissed me on the face, in an instant, as if 10,000 volts of electricity through the body, the kind of giddy feeling of happiness, such as rows of mountains and seas like a raging assault ......
The second section - cook
I The fearless courage to go up to the sky to pick stars for love makes the weak very touched, and she who never cooks, unprecedentedly made a pot of fish soup for me personally.
After doing so, she was full of joy to pull me to the pot, said in a delicate voice: "Zhi brother, please."
I opened the lid of the pot to look at, good guy, full of a big pot of water, the water surface in addition to floating cilantro onion ginger garlic cloves and other condiments, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, pepper, anise and other seasonings are also a complete set.
However, this is not the point, the point is - a big fish shuttle between the spices seasoning, in the pot swimming around happily.
Ouch I go, can not build a fire cooking woman really can not afford to hurt ah ......
However, weak so heart fist, no matter how I have to pretend to be very touched. I did not even frown, tilted my neck and drank three big bowls in a row.
She said to me with a smile, "Brother Zhi you drink slowly, there is plenty of fish soup, you're gurgling, how do you make it look like flushing the toilet."
When I heard this, I just felt my stomach fluttering, and I couldn't help but open my mouth, and the fish soup I just drank was spit back into the pot, and the fish leapt out of the pot in fear, staring at me with a pair of horrified eyes.
Weakly was a bit angry, pointing at the fish and cursing, "I bought you here to feed Brother Zhi, what's wrong with you leaping to the ground?"
The fish said: "Emma ah, I thought you carefully modulated such a pot of soup is for me to improve the life of the heart also thankful, the original ......, fortunately you this girl will not make a fire, otherwise my old man at this moment is not cooked by you? You don't come over, come over I will sling you a big mouth."
Weak bend down and reach out to catch the fish, the fish jumped up and tail flung, according to weak cheeks pia a solid to give a moment, her little pink face suddenly more than a crow's feet.
After the fish got his way, he bravely leaped out of the house, said Byebye, plopped into the river, rode the waves, and went far away ......
Weak and red-faced said to me, "I'm sorry, Brother Zhi.... ." I comforted her and said, "It's okay, I don't love fish anyway, I love soup, it ran away just right."
To show my sincerity, I picked up the pot and drank a lot more.
Weak's eyes stared like the fifteenth moon is sixteen round, she na na na said to me, "Just now you did not spit in the pot? How come you drank it again? Emma idiot brother, really know how to recycle ah ......"
My stomach suddenly spasmed, lying on the ground and vomited into oblivion, she looked on the side of the heart ......
Section III - Shen Gong
Her kind of people with a fashionable words is a fool, but, fool with fools is also a perfect match, right? Such a girl wants me to give her to pick the star, what reason do I have to refuse? Besides, I drank someone else's fish soup.
Since I drank the fish soup, I should go ahead with the star-picking program.
I'm a person who does not seek progress, seriously pulling the hind leg of the harmonious society, in this era of per capita income of more than 10,000 yuan, the beggars on the street are using Apple 7, but I can not even afford to buy 7 bags of apples.
There is a saying that is very realistic, poor in the city no one asked, rich in the mountains have distant relatives, a person is seen as no ability to repay, even if the iron shoes are no one is willing to lend money to you. Relatives and friends are not lending me money, how can I have the courage to borrow a spaceship from NASA when I am poor and short of ambition? The first thing I want to do is to get the money to pay for it.
I'm a farmer, I can only plant the land, they say that the era of science and technology to use scientific farming, so those so-called experts began to jump up and down, and highly recommended genetically modified seeds. I am dead brain, no matter how can not believe these unreliable things, I only believe in their own selection of seeds.
So I chose a traditional bean, which has long vines and can grow indefinitely if there is enough fertilizer and water, and I want to use it to achieve my grand wish of reaching the sky and picking stars.
In a sunny morning, I planted the bean seeds, I can not afford to buy fertilizer, so let the weak to sow urine to increase the fertility of the crop.
Weakly embarrassed, I comforted her and said: "Weakly, you can rest assured that boldly urinate, I walk a little farther to give you a guard post, and to ensure that no peeping." She nodded with a red face.
After a while, suddenly heard the weak cry, I was shocked, is not encountered hooligans? Three steps and two steps to come over to see, the original planting of beans into a large ditch, ditch stream gurgling, but also the hot air, weak stand in the ditch edge straight wipe tears, see me come to see me choking on me, said: "idiot brother, I added too much horsepower, the bean seeds to wash away ...... "
Alas, this is a pure girlfriend, so what can I say? I can only comfort her and say, "It's okay weak, you did not wash yourself away has been considered very lucky, I still have the seed, we planted again is, don't cry okay?"
Weak heard that there are still seeds, suddenly broke down into a smile, that smile, like the sunrise of the light, warm and warm and brilliant incomparable ......
Section IV - The Secret
Vegetable beans from the germination of the leaves to the spitting vine is like an animation effect, the growth of vines faster than the express car faster than the Thunderbolt thunder than the Donkey. The vines grow faster than a fast car, faster than a thunderbolt, faster than a donkey, faster than a donkey.
I look at the time almost, on the fist said: "wind Xiao Xiao Ruoxi ~, easy water cold ~ cold ~ cold ~ cold ~, strong man a go Ruoxi ~, not again ~ also ~ also ~ also ~ (hands raised one by one, the speech is slow, full of sadness, coupled with the end of the sentence gradually low echo, resulting in the effect of the smell of tears). Weakly, let's meet again in the next life, I'm a little idiot to go!
Weakly fast, leaping a high child a pull my legs, pulling me a big horse slump, holding me on the cry ah: "idiot brother ai ~, you this farewell language is too scary ai ~, I do not want you to promise what the next life ai ~, we only need to grasp the present life is enough ai ~, if I lost you this star ai ~, I am the stars of the heavens and what is the meaning of ai ~ ~" (refer to the tone of the Monkey King in Journey to the West). ~~~" (Referring to the accent of an elderly woman sitting on the ground with her hands patting the ground and crying to God, so as to achieve the envisioned comedic effect. If you are reading this, please fill your mind with imagination and try to rehearse it silently.)
I snorted a laugh, two plate teeth reflecting the sunlight illuminated the weak face of the tear stains crystal clear: "You stupid ah? If the curse works, there will be no bad people in the world. If auspicious words are good, who has the chance to be sad? Come on, chick, give the big man a smile."
Weak didn't smile, she pulled out a knife with a serious expression, scaring me back a few steps and stuttering, "What's wrong? The first thing you need to do is to get the knife out of your hand. You can't even joke about being in love anymore? I'm not your grandfather, you're my grandmother, okay?"
The weak did not talk, waved the knife to cut off the vegetable bean vines, and then said to me with a straight face, "I think I understand, two people if you really love each other, then ask for a long and long time. Unrealistic fantasies are not forbidden, but they can only be treated as beautiful visions. I want you to pick the star for me, this is an unreasonable request, and you know that you can't do it, just can't bear to brush me off and let me feel bad, which means that you really love me, can understand your heart through this, it's enough ...... love is a kind of enjoyment, and should not be a burden. As a woman, if you make too many unreasonable demands on a man, any man will escape sooner or later one day. Brother Zhi, you are my star, and will always be the brightest star in my heart."
Emma, this touching words, listening to my tears and blood boiling passionate passionate celebration, I opened my arms and lips pounced on the weak, want to have a what, but she flickered sideways, too much force I bia yak fell to the ground, to be I climbed up and spit out the mouth of the grass and leaves of soil, look at that weak is covering his mouth laughing with the spring bright pig nine sister like! ......
This ending was not originally envisioned as an ending, but because of the growing years, the enthusiasm for blogging is gradually fading, so writing is getting lazy, I think this may be a part of the heart of every blogger who will go through the process, right? Perhaps, this laziness is only temporary, may inadvertently someday, I will pack up the mood to get back on the road, which is what I hope to see, but also love my friends hope to see ......
I climbed along the vine to the sky, and on the way, I met NASA's spacecraft, and took their spacecraft to the Russian space station, where I talked to foreigners. Russian space station, where I ate with my foreign friends, did some resupply, and then continued my star-picking journey ......
During the trip, I inadvertently entered a time tunnel and saw the long-lost airliner 370, with all the passengers on board alive and well... ...
I chose a beautiful star wrapped in a blouse, firmly tied on the shoulder, and then departed for the next world. Unexpectedly, I went to the sky delayed for too long, and also went to the time tunnel to turn a circle, the changes in the world has long been a world of change, I originally climbed up to the sky of the vine has long been gone ......
Because of the urgency to meet with the weak weak, will be made with pants parachute jump ... ...
I have been in a hurry to meet with the weak. ...the wind, tearing the earthen parachute, I fell heavily to the ground ......
Drought weather, a hundred years, crops withered, people and livestock drinking water difficulties. Where I landed, people were digging wells in search of water. The hard ground was smashed by my flesh a thousand meters deep pit, underground water gushed out, people cheered, treating me as a savior, and banging on the gong and drums to send a banner with the inscription: eat water without forgetting to smash wells ......
A day in the sky, a year on the ground, when I saw Weakness in the place where I had originally planted the vegetable beans, she was already White hair and dull eyes ...... Although she has entered the twilight years, she is still waiting for me to return ......
Embracing each other and crying, the two of them mingled their tears, so that her white hair turned into green silk, and then restored her original appearance... ...When I handed her the star, she didn't take a look at it, but only hugged me and murmured: you are my star, you are my star ......