One rainy night, mom couldn't go out for a square dance, dad couldn't go out for a walk, and I couldn't go out to play badminton. So mom suggested a family storytelling party, and we applauded and agreed.
First out of the gate was Dad. Dad, after all, is a technician, not very good at storytelling, he thought for half a day, and finally remembered a I was in the first grade on ...... Oh, no! Is 4 years old will be "once upon a time there is a mountain": once upon a time there is a mountain, there is a temple in the mountain, there is a little monk in the temple ...... Dad is not panicked, slow and easy to repeat over and over again, listening to my mom and I are fast asleep.
The next appearance is mom. Mom is worthy of the body of a hundred speakers, she opened her mouth: Xiaoying is a first-grade elementary school student. She usually arrives home at 4 o'clock, but today she arrived home at 4:30. Her mom was surprised and asked: Why did you come home only now? Ying answered: Because the teacher asked us a question today and I was the only one who raised my hand to answer. The teacher left me behind, so I came back so late. Mom was even more surprised and asked: It's good to answer the question, why did the teacher leave you behind? Ying said: Because the teacher asked the question: Who spilled ink on my chair? A short story, mom told a colorful, hands and feet, while my father and I listened to the laughter.
Finally, it was me who shone, and I told a joke. I told my mom and dad that the book mountain has a road diligently for the path, the sea of learning is not the end of the bitter boat" means: once upon a time there is a mountain called the book mountain, there is a deer on the mountain, the deer is very love beautiful, but there is no mirror, so can only take the piano as a mirror; once upon a time there is a person named the sea of learning, he did not have a tooth, can only be boiled porridge every day, the days are really bitter ah! After listening to my jokes, my father laughed so hard that he could not straighten his back, while my mother hugged me, laughing while saying: baby, you can't just misinterpret these quotes in the future, these quotes can help you learn. I nodded while giggling.
Children, our family's storytelling is over! Who has the funniest story in our family?