Who knows a story called "The Sheep Herder's Kid"?

I've never heard of it, so I'll make it up, okay?

On a sunny day, a shepherd boy named Barrel went to the mountains to herd his sheep. A shepherd boy named Barrel came to the mountains to graze his sheep, and just as he was having fun, he heard a wolf barking. He was scared, but he had heard the story of the wolf, and knew that the wolf would eat all the sheep, even him. The barrel thought, "What if I get eaten by that wolf? My poor lamb 。。。。。。。。。。。 I can't run away! Running away is not an option, and I can't run as fast as the wolf, so I'd better think of a way to save the lamb. So the barrel brought a lot of branches, ready to wait for the arrival of the wolf. Time passed by. But the wolf was nowhere to be seen. Suddenly the wolf came! The wolf said to the barrel, "Don't be afraid, little friend. I'll let you go if you give me the sheep to eat." The barrel said, "I'm not afraid of you, you sly bastard!" So the wolf and the barrel fought to the death. After a great deal of effort, the barrel defeated the wolf.

The news spread like wings.

A reporter came to interview the barrel.

The reporter asked, "Your name is Wooden Barrel, right? You're amazing. When you danced with the 'wolf ****' what was going through your mind? Aren't you afraid?"

The barrel said: "Alas ! It's really hard to say ah ~~ of course I'm afraid, but for the sake of my sheep I can only." The barrel said while shaking his bangs.

The reporter asked, "Then what magic weapon did you use to get rid of the wolf?"

The barrel said: "I have exhausted the whole body strength ah ! can be dangerous, a open is it I and the wolf are not evenly matched, it's a good dance base 。。。。。。。 Just when I was about to lose, God gave me divine power, know what it is?"

The reporter was puzzled and asked, "The gods came to help you? Give you spells to teach you spells"

The barrel said with a red face: "I'm sorry will be la ~ ~"

The reporter was more interested in asking: "It's okay! Speak, say good can also be on TV it"

The barrel asked: "Really ah! That's great. God gave me a fart, and I beat the wolf with a fart."

The reporter fainted.

The barrel said, "Coincidentally, that fart was just the thing to hit the wolf's sense of smell. It hit the wolf's olfactory nerves and stunk it to death."

The reporter fainted 。。。。

This is my improvised version of the story