Interestingly, today, face-punching is no longer exclusive to women. With the popularity of mass gardening small time, there is no longer a market for the big, thick, pure men who originally represented the male symbol. Beautiful men began to sit on the elegant hall, a bunch of teenage girls waving fluorescent sticks, gasping for breath, calling out the Oba and male gods. However, the term "male gods" is not modern, and brain-damaged female fans do not exist only today. In ancient times, there were many male gods, such as the famous Zhou Lang in the Three Kingdoms period.
There is a folk saying that "the song is wrong, Zhou Lang care". It is about the interaction between the male god Zhou and his female fans. This Zhou Yu, was originally a suave master, not only looks like Zhu Yu, but also talk about playing a handful of good qin. Whenever Zhou Yu rode by, the girls in love in Jiangdong would line up in front of the city gate and play the zither against the wind. Some of the scheming ones would deliberately misplace a note or two. When Zhou Yu heard this, he would always smile back, meaning that there was something bad about that string. If that was the case, the girls would naturally hug and laugh, saying, No, the purpose of flirting with the male god was achieved. Imagine turning around and seeing not Zhou Lang's handsome face, but Pang Tong. I'm afraid that all the hot topics in Jiangdong's social networks were Pang Tong rolled out of Jiangdong's entertainment circle.
However, the earliest male god recorded in books was not Zhou Yu, but another man. This man's name is recorded in the Book of Songs, Fu Su in the mountains and Hua in the hills. If you don't see any children, you are crazy. Zhongzi, or Gongsunzi, the first beautiful man of the Spring and Autumn period. Of course, we might as well translate the poem in the vernacular: it's a lonely, cold girl who decides to go up to the mountains to have a fling, waits and waits and waits, thinking she's waiting for a beautiful man like Zi Zi, but instead she sees someone stupid, short and ugly, and is so sad and disappointed and even endocrinologically disrupted that she vomits on the social networks. As you can see, in ancient times, son was synonymous with male gods. Even Comrade Mencius, who preached the main theme of positive energy with clear diction and dignified expression, did not forget to be mischievous, so he commented: As for the sons, the world knows their beauty. Those who do not know the beauty of their children are blind.
Gong Sun Zi became famous early, but not the most famous. I'm afraid Pan An is the only one who is famous. For example, there is a saying that is used to this day that is better looking than Pan An. It can be seen that Pan An is the benchmark for handsome men for thousands of years. So, how is Pan An better looking than the celestial man? The year has the following record: "Ren is the most beautiful thing, every line is full of fruit." In other words, every time Goddess Pan parades, there will always be a number of people around. Even the amazons who usually dance in the square have put down their steps and stopped dancing. Some watched with itchy hearts and couldn't help but flirt with Pan An by throwing fruits at her.
There is another anecdote about Pan An. It is about his appointment as the magistrate of Heyang County. Because he favored peach blossoms, he invited the county to plant them together. When spring was in full swing, the city was full of peach blossoms, which were quite enchanting. There was a very good writer who happened to be here at this time. Seeing this, he exclaimed that the fact that there were flowers in one county of Heyang meant that there were peach blossoms in all the counties of Heyang. Afterwards, some kind people extracted the word "county flower" to refer to Pan An. If you want to come, today there are class flowers, paragraph flowers, campus flowers. I am
Interestingly, our flower flower Governor Pan An, not only handsome, and once handsome to no friends. The general situation is like this: the then Emperor Wu of Jin personally went down to the fields to hoe in order to show his sacred spirit of pro-people. The emperor's love offering at the grassroots was nothing but a show. Of course, reporting is inevitable. According to the modern understanding, the photos have to be disseminated on the Internet. Pan told himself that he was brave and had ulterior motives to make a beautiful topic out of the emperor's intimacy picture, looking for and forwarding it in various channels using the media as a vehicle. Without thinking about it, it caused public opinion from all walks of life to criticize it all the time. In fact, everyone's idea is very simple: Pan An, you are too unkind, even if you are handsome, you know how to kiss ass. How should we get along?
Pan is better than the celestials, but the next one, the popularity seems to be even worse. This man's name is Wedge. It is recorded as follows: Religion enters the market in a goat cart, and all who see it think it is a jade man, and all who watch it go to the capital. In modern terms, when Weijie was a young man, he used to go shopping in an open limousine. He was photographed by a nosy man. He was shocked by a nice guy and posted it online. Some girls out and about saw it, bit their fingers and said, wow, what a handsome teacher, and reposted it in droves. Like, word of mouth spread, and the whole town, men and women, flocked to the school just to get a glimpse of the man.
Described as beautiful in ancient times, there was an expression of taking care of the city before the countryside, but it mostly referred to stunning women. However, Wei Jie as a man, in fact, defied the exclusive title of women, won the title of "capital", which is the best in the pattern of beauty. What's more interesting is that Pan An Shuai had no friends, while Wei Jie was the opposite. For example, there was a celebrity named Wang Cheng. When he met Wei Jie, he fell in love with him. He told everyone: Wei Jie talked about it, Wang Cheng fell in love, but also enthusiastically pulled him into the circle of friends to jump cartoon jumpmh. What's more, for example, Wei Jie's uncle, Wang Jie, a hussar general, every time he meets him will put down the elder's stature, heartfelt sighs: Zhu Yu is on the sidelines, and smacks me dirty. So, he became Wei Jie's hardcore fan.
Unfortunately, Wei Jie was so popular that he was dragged to hell. Of course, it wasn't because Weijie was so handsome that he caused envy and jealousy among outsiders, and then was deliberately beaten to death, slapped, and falsely accused. Wei Jie couldn't use these traditional bridges because he was worshipped to death. It was recorded like this: the people of the capital heard it appear and the whole place was blocked off. In other words, Weijie lost control of his idol meeting because his fans were too crazy. After all, Weijie is a public figure who still has to remain classy, so he can't just walk away. As a result, Wedge had to smile and take pictures and sign autographs with a group of fans while being pushed, shoved and robbed. Finally, my tiny body was exhausted. For the end of the life of the ancient number one man, Yulin's summary is also very simple: death from exhaustion and illness.