Hourly green to old to red, the summer season to recruit urchins, hand dance bamboo pole please down to the ground, after eating two hands red. (Playing a plant)[Riddle]Mulberry
Green branches and leaves grow high, cut down the pressure in the water bubble, peeled and dried for human use, leaving the bones as firewood. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]hemp
Sisal clothes white folder, red shirt wrapped body, white fat all oil, building the country's strength. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]peanut
Tall man all green, golden yellow round face happy, every day to the sun smile, fruit countless. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]Sunflower
Green branches and leaves are not vegetables, some baked to have sunshine, clouds and fog burned to eat, can not be boiled in the pot to sell. (Playing a plant)[Riddle]Tobacco leaf
It looks like bamboo, not bamboo, the body has a knot is not too thick, either purple or green, only eat raw can not be cooked. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]Sugar cane
Hour green belly empty, grow up hair fluffy, sister boat not away from it, brother fishing to take the hand. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]Bamboo
There is a short general, his body is full of knives, the sheath of the knife outside the long hair, inside the baby hidden. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]Soybean
In winter, the dragon lies down, in summer the branches and leaves open, the dragon's beard grows upward, and the pearl rows downward. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]Grapes
A bell on the water, shaking without sound, look carefully, full of big eyes. (Playing a plant) [Riddle]Lotus seedpod
1 There is a fat man, jumped from a high building, the result became what? Answer: dead fat
2 Which song has 3 people in the first line? Answer: I'm not Huang Rong (Me, Bush, Huang Rong)
3 Which flower is the most powerless: the jasmine, the sunflower, or the rose? Answer: jasmine (What a powerless [beautiful] jasmine)
4 What line does an orangutan hate the most? Answer: Parallel lines. Parallel lines don't intersect (bananas)
5 Which is the worst: rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin? Answer: rubber. (Eraser poor)
6 What are cloth and paper afraid of? Answer: cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of ten thousand. (Fear not 10,000, just afraid of what if)
7 What will the unicorn become when he flies to the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream. Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn)
8 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking. (1 don't do 2 don't rest)
9 How do you make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it. Reason: the sparrow is silent (press the sparrow is silent)
10 What does white plus white equal? Answer: White Rabbit (TWO)
11 Is the dumpling a man or a woman? Answer: man (dumplings have a skin)
12 If there is a car, Ming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right, Xiaohua sits behind him, may I ask who owns this car Answer: "if"
13 A wolf came to the North Pole, accidentally fell into the sea of ice, and was fished out and turned into what? Answer: betel nut
14 Four people were playing mahjong in the house, but the police came and took away five people, why? Answer: Because the people they were playing with were called "mahjong"
15 Why don't airplanes hit the stars when they fly so high? Answer: Because the stars "flash"
16 One day, a rare steak was walking down the street, and suddenly he saw a rare steak in front of him, but he didn't pay any attention to it.
Why didn't they say hello? Answer: because they didn't know each other well
17 Why is Panasonic not as strong as Sony? Answer: panasonic (afraid of Sony brother)
18 Chocolate and tomato fought and chocolate won. Why? Answer: because of the chocolate bar
19 There are two people fell into the trap, the dead one is called dead man, what is the living one called? Answer: call help la
20 A shark ate a green bean, and what did it turn into? Answer: mung bean sand (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the name of a puppy or a little tiger? Answer: little tiger (tiger eye)
22 What brand of car hates to be touched? Answer: BMW BMW (Don't touch me)
23 Who is the mother of the chicken? Answer: paper Helicopter (paper birth chicken)
24 There are ABCD ... 26 letters, if ET go how many left? Answer: 21 ET drove away the UFO
25 What is the name of the child of the day? Answer: I am a man of talent
26 What is the name of the child of the wind? Answer: Water Rising (风生水起)
27 Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: moose (lost)
28 Who is sure to be eliminated when playing the game, the wolf, the tiger or the lion? Answer: wolf (Momotaro)
29 Who is the child of the red bean family? Answer: Nanguo (红豆生南国)>
30 What color is celery's shit? Answer: yellow (秦始皇)
31 A mother gave birth to Siamese twins, the sister was called Mary, so what was the sister called? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)
32 Don't go out in the rain without much money? Answer: 30,000,000 (no umbrella [3] do not go out)
33 The pig in the pigsty came out, what to do? {guess a star} Answer: Wang Leehom
34 The pig in the pigsty came out again, what to do? {guess a star} Answer: Han Hong
35 The pig in the pigsty came out for the third time, what to do? {guess a star} Answer: Zai Zai
36 What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE (ARCHE[sneeze])
37 A and B can be transformed into each other, B can be generated in boiling water C, C oxidized into D in the air, D has the smell of rotten eggs, ask A, B, C, D is what?
Answer: A Chicken B Egg C Cooked Egg D Stinky Egg
38 What sword is transparent? Answer: invisible
39 Who gave Andy Lau a drink of love water? Answer: Ah Ha (Ah Ha, give me a cup of forgetful water ......)
40 Why can't you see God's penis? Answer: The sky can't be revealed
41 Why did the white rabbit run to the moon with Chang'e? Answer: Because Chang'e has radish legs
42 Why does Doraemon live in the dark all his life? Answer: Because he can't see anything
43 Who cries when he thinks of his mom? Answer: Grandpa (remembering mom's words night after night, flashing tears, Rubin flowers)
44 Why do you put two spoons of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's hard to tell
45 Why is White so much like his brother? Answer: The truth is out
46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly)
47 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: TCL (too stinky)
48 Which brand of appliances is the worst? Answer: TCL (too inferior, too vegetable)
49 What fish is the most idiotic? Answer: shark (stupid) fish
50 What fish is the smartest? Answer: whale (smart) fish
51 We say that a bear without a tail is called a tailless bear, then we say that a bear without a ****** bear is called what bear? Answer: mother bear
52 The turtle built a house in its shell and then burrowed inside. {guess a health product} Answer: cover in cover
53 The turtle tore down the house, built another house, and then burrowed in. {Guess the health product} Answer: new cover in cover
54 The turtle tore down the house again, built another house, and then got inside. {Guess the health product} Answer: Calcium Megacalcium
55 The puppy and the rabbit went to the teacher to memorize their books, why did the teacher let the puppy memorize first? Answer: Dogs (Want Want Senbei)
57 Who is taller, A or C? Answer: C is higher (because ABCD A is lower than C)
58 What don't you spit out when you eat grapes? Answer: Portugal
59 Which sect's followers don't lie? Answer: Quanzhen Sect
60 Who likes to lend a helping hand the most? Answer: Doraemon
61 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow)
62 Who plays Chopin's Nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's Nocturne for you)
63 Where do you hide your pigeons? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof)
64 Why does the forest always send lions to contact things? Answer: lost contact
65 A bun and a potato fought, and the potato killed the bun. {guess a food} Answer: bean paste bun
66 The bun died and his father came to take revenge on the potato. Potato knew he couldn't beat him, so he fled and fled.
A river stopped the potato {guess a vegetable} Answer: Dutch beans
67 Whose sea is it? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea)
68 A cock and a hen (guess three words) Answer: two chickens
69 A cock and a hen (guess five words) Answer: still two chickens
70 A cock and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: stupid, still two chickens
71 There is a bean that falls down, and only you can encourage him, may I ask why? Answer: Chocolate beans
72 Why does the princess not need to hang a mosquito net when she gets married? Answer: Because there is a frog prince
73 Who is Rice's mom? Answer: Rice's mom is a flower (peanut rice)
Who is Rice's dad? Answer: Rice's father is a butterfly (Butterfly)
Who is Rice's lover? Answer: Mouse (Mouse loves rice)
Who is Rice's grandmother? Answer: Rice's grandmother is a wonderful pen (妙笔生花)
Who is Rice's grandfather? Answer: M's grandpa is Pop (Popcorn)
74 Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is an uncle, KFC is a grandfather)
75 The egg and the chocolate fought, and the chocolate won~{type a food} Answer: chocolate bar
The egg lost and was not satisfied, so it went to fight again~and lost again~{type a food} Answer: egg noodle
Then the egg lost twice in a row, and went to his brother, Cake, and Cake was defeated, not to mention the fact that
The egg was defeated by the cake, but the cake was also defeated by the cake.
The egg lost twice in a row and went to his brother, the cake, and the cake was defeated, not to mention,
The chocolate also humiliated the chocolate ~ {type a food} Answer: Chocolate CHESS cake
And finally, the egg and the cake went to his big brother, Tart, and Tart said that the chocolate is very strong! You guys can't do that D~
So they went to Chocolate and theorized! In the end, the chocolate realized his own mistakes,
The eggs and cakes took the initiative to apologize,
76 The car will fly. {guess a drink} Answer: coffee (CAR, fly)
77 How do you make a drink bigger? Answer: recite the Great Compassion Mantra
78 A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, a black and white horse is called a zebra,
So what is a black white red horse called? Answer: shy zebra
79 Which man in history was the fastest runner? Answer: Cao Cao (Speak of Cao Cao)
80 Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (The light of the bright moon in front of the bed, eek! It's frost on the ground)
81 Which historical figure is the most unpopular? Answer: Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu shepherding sheep north of the sea (by the sea flat).