The owner says, 'What would you like?' The sheep says, 'A set menu. Thank you.'
The owner asked again, 'Isn't your lion hungry?'
The sheep said, 'No, thanks.'
The boss asked again, 'No?
The sheep said yes
The boss was a bit reluctant and asked: ''You reconsider, it really do not want.
The sheep growled impatiently: 'Do you think I'll be here if it's hungry?'
2. A woman dressed as a man to go to the army, the battlefield on the menstruation, the company commander saw, let the stretcher to carry her away, she said it was fine, the company commander was anxious, took off her pants and said: "What is not fine, JB are blown off and also said that it is fine?!"
3. One night, the mother coaxed her 10-year-old son alone to his own room to sleep, the little guy is to sleep with his mother, the helpless mother said, "You're not shy, so big people still have to sleep with their mothers!
"I'm not a big man, but I want you to sleep with me every day!" he said. The son said with a straight face.
4. I saw her face with a shy, lovely demeanor, can not help but heart a swing, asked in a low voice: "You ...... you really like me?" She buried her head, "You guess!" "Like ~" she blushed even more, her head even lower, "You guess again!"
5. In the bus, a pregnant woman standing said to the man sitting beside her, "Don't you know I'm pregnant? Only the man was nervous and said, "The baby is not mine!!!"
6. A man was about to jump off a building, and his wife shouted: Honey don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go! The man heard, whoosh jumped. The police said, "You really shouldn't have threatened him like that!!!"
7. The child is considering a question about heredity and environment. The mother interjects, "It's a simple question. Everyone knows that if a child looks like his father, it's heredity, and if he looks like his neighbor, it's the environment."
8. A couple of lovers went to register their marriage. "Have you had a premarital checkup?" "Checked, he house. The car is all there." "I mean to go to the hospital." The young woman blushed and replied in a whisper, "Checked, it's a boy."
9. MM Xiaodi had her first swimming lesson, and an hour later, she said to the instructor, "I wonder if this is as far as we're going to practice today?" "Why?" "I just can't drink anymore."
10. The Tang Monk chased away Wukong and then encountered a demon, he had to read the tight band incantation to call Wukong back to save his life, and soon came a voice in the air: Sorry, the user you are calling is not in the service area, please wait and try again.
11. There was a gorilla at the zoo, and it was so ugly that the tourists threw up. One day I went there and I threw up; another day you went there and the gorilla threw up.
12. Language class, the teacher called up a sleepy students to answer questions, the students confused what can not say ...... teacher said: "You will not ah? Will not also squeak ah!" The student: "Zee."
13. The child stole the parrot raised in the brothel home, a door, the parrot will call: move ah! The parrot's mother said, "The boss has changed! The parrot is also a member of the family of the prostitute, who is also a member of the family of the prostitute! The parrot is also a member of the "Coca-Cola" group, which is a group of people who have a lot of money in their pockets!
14. Mouse no girlfriend especially depressed, finally a bat promised to marry him, the mouse is very happy. Others laughed at his lack of vision, mouse: what do you know, she is at least a stewardess.
15. Xiao Zhiruo: Mom, why is the auntie wearing a mask?
Mom: the medicine for you is very tasty, the dean is afraid that they stole it.
Small Zhiruo: to give those uncle with a knife wearing a mask is afraid of them gathering, right?
16. The reason the guy who manages applications for driver's licenses lost his job after he went to manage marriage certificates is that he habitually asks, "Are you doing this for recreational or commercial purposes?"
17.A woman is strangely ugly, can not marry, hoping to be trafficked. Finally her dream comes true, but she can't be sold for half a month. The kidnappers will be sent back, she was determined not to get off, the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stomped his foot: go, the car do not want!!!!
18. 20 years ago, Dad held you waiting for the car, people are laughing at the child looks ugly, Dad cried. A banana sales boss pat dad said: "big brother do not cry, take a banana to the monkey to eat it! Really poor, hungry are hairless ."