Golden Pearl: Attention everyone, the general manager has arrived! (Ratski march plays)
(Gong Hanlin dances, jumps and suddenly shouts:)
Gong Hanlin: Stop, stop, stop!
Jin Zhu: What's wrong?
Kong Hanlin: Our western restaurant has been changed into the Empress Dowager's Restaurant, why are you still playing this song.
Jin Zhu: Oh, the music is wrong ......
Gong Hanlin: I'll tell you!
Jinzhu: Hey
Gong Hanlin: all give me a little spirit, today we are the Queen Mother restaurant to open, recruit Cixi as a runner, but found 37 old lady are not like, I do not know how this today! The 38th old lady was summoned to pass the hall--
Jin Zhu: pass the hall?
Gong Hanlin: Hey not that one on the stage!
Jin Zhu: Hey No. 38 - No. 38 -
Zhao Lirong: to!
Jinzhu: Coming
Gong Hanlin: Hey, you old lady is spirited enough
Zhao Lirong: When I was a militia member - platoon leader (Gong Hanlin: ah)!
Gong Hanlin: Hello old lady!
Zhao Lirong: comrades hard work!
Gong Hanlin: Stop nagging, are you willing to work in our restaurant?
Zhao Lirong: Yes!
Kong Hanlin: Ah.
Zhao Lirong: our village is rich (Gong Hanlin: ah)
Zhao Lirong: we want to open a big restaurant to develop tourism resources (Gong Hanlin: ah)
Zhao Lirong: I don't want to make money by working for you
Zhao Lirong: I want to learn from the experience of opening this restaurant
Gong Hanlin: Aigooo Hey, I've been admitted to the program~
And we will work for you. p>Zhao Lirong: Thank you then!
Kong Hanlin: You're welcome, (muttering to himself) I'm willing to recruit this no money
Zhao Lirong: Let's work?
Kong Hanlin: If you say you'll do it, then you'll do it. Get ready to open ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Zhao Lirong: rag, soft and absorbent, if this wipes up the table ......
Gong Hanlin: hey hey hey hey, aigoo, don't rush the work first hey, let the old lady open her eyes~
Jinzhu: go -- (music starts) )
Gong Hanlin: Look at this
Zhao Lirong: Aiya, this girl is really handsome
Gong Hanlin: Pretty, right
Zhao Lirong: This cheongsam is also good, but this rag is too small, come on, replace me with this one
Gong Hanlin: That's a handkerchief ......
Zhao Lirong: I, I, I, I, I also wear this?
Kong Hanlin: You are different from them
Zhao Lirong: I said, you can't work if you wear this
Kong Hanlin: Yes, yes, take the old lady to try on the clothes~~
Zhao Lirong: Where can I try?
Gong Hanlin: go to the back, (almost at the same time) Jinzhu: this way please~
Gong Hanlin: Aigoo, the old lady ...... Answer the phone (said to Jinzhu)
Jinzhu: hello, hello, we are the Queen Dowager Restaurant (GONG HANLIN: yes, tell him we changed to Queen Dowager Restaurant) It's from the Price Bureau! The price bureau!
Gong Hanlin: What is it?
Jin Zhu: Let's report the price of the food
Gong Hanlin: Just tell him I'm not in~!
Jinzhu: Hey, our manager said he is not in
(Gong Hanlin snatched the phone with his hand)
Gong Hanlin: even lie you will not spread, hello, I am not in, ah no no no no no, he is not in, hehehehe, I am his secretary, you don't worry, we set the price of the food is fair and reasonable, good value for money, he will come back to give you a phone call, good, see you later, bye bye. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! The first time I saw this, I was in the middle of a conversation with a man who had been in the middle of a conversation with a woman!
Jin Zhu: hey!
Gong Hanlin: See what's going on in the back?
Jin Zhu: clothes on!
Zhao Lirong: I'm ready--
Jin Zhu: Please--
(Music starts)
Gong Hanlin: Let's take a look at it.
Zhao Lirong: I'm using it instead of a handkerchief
Gong Hanlin: Please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down, please sit down.
Kong Hanlin: Cixi ......
Zhao Lirong: Cixi? The empress dowager who ate more than 200 dishes in one meal?
Kong Hanlin: (kneeling down and saluting) chirp!
Zhao Lirong: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Gong Hanlin: It has nothing to do with that composition, honestly with you, I'm recruiting you this time to dress up as Cixi, accompanied by guests to eat!
Zhao Lirong: that's even less.
Gong Hanlin: what?
Zhao Lirong: There is a document, not allowed to accompany~
Gong Hanlin: Oh ...... don't let you really accompany the food, let you stand here, give them as a commentator!
Zhao Lirong: Oh, that is to say, people sitting I stood (Gong Hanlin: ah right) people eating I watched (Gong Hanlin: ah right) then this Cixi not miserable point ~
Gong Hanlin: how you still do not understand your identity which?
Zhao Lirong: What is my identity?
Kong Hanlin: I don't tell you, it's for you to dress up as Cixi and pull guests for dinner!
Zhao Lirong: If you had said that earlier, I would have understood it
Gong Hanlin: What identity?
Zhao Lirong: I am that trust!
Kong Hanlin: Hey, yes, you are Nato. Don't say that to the outside world
Zhao Lirong: You're afraid of what ah, that TV has long been exposed, sell cloth have cloth trust, sell socks have socks trust, sell shoes have shoes trust, I, is that rice trust!
Gong Hanlin: It seems you understand not!
Zhao Lirong: I have long understood.
Kung Hanlin: good good, hey, business training begins!
Jinzhu: Serve -
Gong Hanlin: Old man you please see -
Zhao Lirong: What is this?
Gong Hanlin: Palace Jade Wine
Zhao Lirong: The Emperor drinks it?
Gong Hanlin: Yes
Zhao Lirong: Can I smell it?
Kong Hanlin: Please--
Zhao Lirong: Fragrant
Kong Hanlin: Fragrant
Zhao Lirong: Like erguotou
Jinzhu: What do you mean by "like erguotou", that's erguotou in water!
Kung Hanlin: Hey ...... nonsense! What is the two potatoes to water ah!
Gong Hanlin: 180 yuan!
Zhao Lirong: this this is sold for 180 dollars? Aiya how come the word "palace" has increased the price?
Gong Hanlin: This old lady, you are here to learn it well you look at this dish again!
Zhao Lirong: What is this dish?
Gong Hanlin: The group of people!
Zhao Lirong: The Emperor ate it?
Zhao Lirong: What about the white one?
Jin Zhu: white radish
Gong Hanlin: talkative! What white radish, to this can not be called white radish, this must be called - court - white radish
Zhao Lirong: what about the green?
Gong Hanlin: palace green radish
Zhao Lirong: what about the red one?
Gong Hanlin: palace water radish
Zhao Lirong: then this yellow ...... yellow I know it is the palace carrot
Gong Hanlin: too smart, palace carrot
Zhao Lirong: this plate of radish must be sold for 5 yuan, right?
Gong Hanlin: No, 80!
Zhao Lirong: Yell, this this this sells for 80?
Gong Hanlin: Ah
Zhao Lirong: How big a pile of radishes do you have to buy?
Gong Hanlin: Didn't I tell you? You can't call it a radish here, you have to call it a group of people!
Zhao Lirong: It's still a gathering of heroes, I think it's a meeting of radishes, hahahaha ......
Gong Hanlin: A meeting of radishes? (Jin Zhu: Radish meeting ......)
Gong Hanlin: Don't be so cheeky! Who told you that this is a meeting of radish, this is all the emperor enjoyed in those years! I'm telling you, this stuff are great tonic
Zhao Lirong: Then the emperor took the radish - tonic?
Kong Hanlin: Ah, yes!
Zhao Lirong: Not really
Gong Hanlin: What?
Zhao Lirong: The Tongzhi Emperor died at the age of 21, as well as Xianfeng and Guangxu, you count
Gong Hanlin: Okay! Why do you keep on raising the bar with me? What are you comparing them to? Why don't you take a look at me? Why am I so spiritual!
Zhao Lirong: You also make up?
Gong Hanlin: I'm ordering jade wine every day, eating palace dishes, I'm a big tonic ah!
Zhao Lirong: Aiya, then make up with the chickens like?
Gong Hanlin: I caught up with the diet in the past two days!
Zhao Lirong: that is to reduce which is to make up ah?
Gong Hanlin: stubborn! You are the general manager I am the general manager ah?
Zhao Lirong: that that that you are the general ......
Gong Hanlin: want to learn in my place?
Zhao Lirong: I want to
Kong Hanlin: I want to learn to practice according to what I teach! Later, I'll check the price of your food
Jin Zhu: General Manager, please go to the imperial kitchen to see if the palace potatoes are cooked?
Gong Hanlin: Hey, go-- hey! Practice well! Really ......
Zhao Lirong: I practiced your grandmother's claw! If I graduate from your school, I'll become a kidnapper! I what's still (phone ringing) Hello! This is Cixi! No, they named me Cixi. Who are you? Price Bureau? I'm telling you, I didn't do anything here, it's all them, the price of food is ...... black, really black! I can't I have to go, otherwise he will want me to report the price of the food later, you have to listen to it, okay! Got it! Come out! Where did you go?
Kong Hanlin/Jin Zhu: coming coming~
Zhao Lirong: still practicing or not?
Kong Hanlin: Hey, hey, don't take off your overalls
Zhao Lirong: I'm sweating from practicing, I'm too into it
Kong Hanlin: It's good to be into it, (Zhao Lirong: No) I have to give you an explanation. We've got the Cixi Banquet, and also the Palace Dance style of music and music singing, so you'd be able to earn more money if you just sing a couple of tunes~
And if you're singing a couple of dances, then you can make more money.
Zhao Lirong: It's even more of a problem if you want to sing
Gong Hanlin: Can you sing?
Zhao Lirong: I can sing
Gong Hanlin: Listen to it
Zhao Lirong: Back in the old days, we filmed the marriage of Xiaoyi Hei in our village (Gong Hanlin: Hey) Zhao Lirong: Guess what? I'll play Xiaoqin, and I'll try my voice, but my voice is so high, you don't know how high it is, I've chosen more than 20 Xiao Erhe, but they didn't stop me, and I didn't get married.
Gong Hanlin: The old lady's voice
Gong Hanlin/Jinzhu/Zhao Lirong: (Mixed Laughter)
Gong Hanlin: Hey, are you coming down here first
Gong Hanlin: I'm sorry to say that I don't have the time to do this. p>Zhao Lirong: I'm used to being on the bed at home
Gong Hanlin: This is not the bed of your house, but it's lively enough, what can you sing?
Zhao Lirong: I know how to sing everything, I cook at home, I sing
Gong Hanlin: Just listen to the part where you cook!
Zhao Lirong: Please, please--
Gong Hanlin: Please cooperate!
(The music started)
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) I do is the belly fried meat slippery fish slice, vinegar waist deep-fried pork ribs, pine flowers into egg white diamond lotus root, jellyfish mixed with belly taste enough, four cold, four hot, eight dish dishes, white dry old wine - hot a pot!
Gong Hanlin: (and) hot a pot -
Zhao Lirong: (singing) go four directions, you look and taste, I do not cook in the end fragrant, fragrant -
Gong Hanlin: fragrant, fragrant people feed, ah, our rice here is also fragrant enough, later ah, you have to make up some words to sing it to me
Zhao Lirong: I can sing!
Gong Hanlin: Old lady, don't just talk without practicing--
Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Don't play with your mouth
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) If I play with my mouth, I'm a mallet
Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Palace Jade Liquor Wine
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) One hundred and eighty-eight cups
Gong Hanlin: (Singing) One hundred and eighty-eight cups
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) One hundred and eighty-eight cups
Kung Hanlin: (Singing) How is this wine?
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) Listen to me blow you--
Gong Hanlin: Ah blow! Ah blow!
ZHAO Lirong: (Singing) Look at my mouth! A cup of your appetizer
Gong Hanlin: (Singing) I shouted a beauty
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) two cups of your kidneys are not bad
Gong Hanlin: (Singing) haha, or beauty
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) three cups of five cups of the belly
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) to ensure that your face ah
Gong Hanlin: how is it?
Zhao Lirong: (singing) white through red ah
Zhao Lirong: (singing) red through black
Kong Hanlin: black ......
Zhao Lirong: ah ah? Black in black (Gong Hanlin: ah?) Green (Gong Hanlin: Aigoo)
Zhao Lirong: blue wow wow (Gong Hanlin: what color is this?), purple not slippery chirp
Zhao Lirong: (singing) pink doolu through so beautiful
Gong Hanlin: Aigoo, you can scare me
Zhao Lirong: (singing) how is the wine ah?
Gong Hanlin: How did you get the truth out of your mouth
Zhao Lirong: It's just the mouth that's bald
Gong Hanlin: You! You should sing like this!
Gong Hanlin: (Singing) Look at this dish, a group of heroes, want your old man eighty, not expensive at all! Come and take a look and taste it for yourself! It's especially crunchy in your mouth! If you do not believe that you taste a piece of crispy
Zhao Lirong: (Singing) I ate a piece of chewing in the mouth, indeed it is a little crispy!
Kong Hanlin: (Singing) Why is it so crispy?
ZHAO Lirong: (Singing) Why is it so crispy?
Kong Hanlin: (singing) Let me ask you
Zhao Lirong: I ......
Kong Hanlin: Why is it so crispy? Why is it so brittle?
Zhao Lirong: It's just a big plate of carrots!
Kong Hanlin: Telling the truth again!
Zhao Lirong: (grabbing the phone) You heard everything?
Gong Hanlin: Hey! Who are you talking to?
Zhao Lirong: Price Bureau!
Gong Hanlin: Don't plan to open!
Zhao Lirong: If you plan to open, I'll give you a secret recipe!
Gong Hanlin: Speak quickly, speak quickly! (Jin Zhu simultaneous voice)
Zhao Lirong: Take a pen!
Gong Hanlin: Pen and ink are waiting!
Gong Hanlin: Get a pen, get a pen, old man, old man
(Zhao Lirong is in the middle of a dragon dance)
Gong Hanlin: Good, ah, go - ah, go - good! The real thing - you! What do you mean by that?
Zhao Lirong: You don't even know what it means, you're really a mallet!
Gong Hanlin: Hey, she said we are mallet! You old lady ...... my ass!
ZHAO Lirong: (Singing) Walking in the four directions, the road is long, the water is long, (Gong Hanlin: You--) confused village after village, walking in the four directions--
Gong Hanlin: Stop.... ...