1. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?
2. If someone pursues it, there is no woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.
One day, I told you that you were a pig, and you said: I am a pig. So I started calling you a pig. Finally, one day you can't help but announce loudly in front of everyone: I'm not a pig!
I like rainy days, I like to listen to the sound of rain hitting bananas, I like to watch roses swaying in the wind, and I like to watch your charming gesture of stroking your long hair in the drizzle. It won't kill you!
5. Do you think you look good in person or in photos? -Turn off the lights.
6. When the first frost comes, I wish you happiness, and a beautiful life is beckoning to you; Good luck and wealth are declining, and a bright future beckons to you; Smooth and comfortable, shake hands with you at work. The first frost not only hopes but also reminds us to pay attention to health and warmth.
7. Good people are set off by us bad people.
8. Because you always fart in the office, colleagues can't help asking if you can keep quiet. Then I saw you sitting there shivering, asking you about your holiday, saying that your family was not respected, that you had no money to go out, and that you were particularly free every day.
9. What are you doing? You replied that I set it to vibrate!
10. Busy, busy, difficult to make money, annoying, crazy to spend money, worked hard for a month, spent it in a few days, or ate the old money when the performance was sluggish. Struggle for decades, just to get a bride. I wish you a happy life. My career is booming and my wallet is bulging.
1 1. It is difficult to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although there is no job, money is not enough to make ends meet, I often sleep on the street and like to play online games, but my personality is gentle enough, and my lover is always not enough. I won't let go when I see a girl. Well, I will always.
12. It's cool when you make money, and even better when you spend money. Everything in the world is cool. I don't care who I can spend my whole life with, and the money I spend my whole life with you is called waste paper. Finally, it just comes out of your pocket and enters his pocket. I wish you money and a future, money and a future, flowers and a future.
13. That day, I was preparing to go to the zoo to see orangutans, and you came. I told you my arrangement politely, but I didn't expect you to turn your back and shout. Didn't you see I was right in front of you? You should go to the zoo.