A kind of thing, short in the East, long in the West, when you get married, the woman can use this thing of the man, the monk has it but doesn't use it. Answer: name. Below I organize brain teasers for you, I hope it can help you.
Halo paragraph brain teasers classic
1. What do women like most about a man's big, thick and hard? Answer: a big, thick, hard waist
2. The tool to cover the rain is called a rain gear, what is the tool to cover the sun called? Answer: sun umbrella
3. A monkey peeped at the man on the roof of the house to take a shower, why would it cover its mouth and laugh? Answer: The monkey laughed at the man's tail, which was not only short, but also long in front
4. Why don't you want to marry a man who is the editor of a newspaper? Answer: Every day you have to fuck
5. What is the one thing that men have, women have, but children do not! Answer: ***
6. a company a man and a woman traveling, night *** in a room, the next day, but nothing happened? Answer: the man is gay
7. Ming wrote nine letters to his girlfriend, why his girlfriend only received a letter? Answer: He has nine girlfriends, one for each of them
8. Who would win in a fight between a male monkey and a female monkey? Answer: The male monkey is on top
9. Is the male or the female shot first by the arrow of Qiu Biyuan? Answer: The man shoots the man first, and the man shoots the woman
10. A group of girls are bathing by the river, and suddenly a strange man breaks in, where do you think they want to cover up the most? Answer: the man's eyes
11. One day a lady heard that her husband had a foreign heart, Mrs. sent a goat word, the husband replied to your word, Mrs. assured. Why? Answer: my heart only one you
12. There is an organ on the human body consists of two pieces of meat, meat on the hair, if you keep digging with your fingers in the middle of the two pieces of meat, it will flow out of the water, if you poke it with a hard thing hard then it will bleed. Answer: eyes
13. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn first? Answer: The copyright page
14. Who is the poorest person in the world? Answer: The Artillery Company Cook Shift Soldier
15. What is the first thing you publish on your lover's face? Answer: first kiss
16. One elephant sells for 100,000 dollars, how much do two elephants sell for? Answer: countless
17. Why do men and women break up? Answer: Men and women are different
18. Who is often fucked from behind and screamed at? Answer: ambulance
19. Why do women quarrel with men? Answer: Men have a mouth on top, a microphone on the bottom, and two stereos
20. What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? Answer: people
Halo Duanzi Brain Teasers Selected
1. Why do you close the door when you take a shower, boys and girls?
1. Why do boys and girls close the door when they take a shower? Answer: men are afraid of birds flying out, women are afraid of birds flying in
2. The most afraid of what women want? Answer: I want. I also want it
4. A girl called her boyfriend: "Come to my house, no one!" The boyfriend excitedly ran to the result but no one opened the door, why answer: really no one
5. What things a hundred men can not lift, but a woman can be lifted with one hand? Answer: An egg, for example. 100 men can't lift an egg at the same time
6. On Valentine's Day, what is the one thing that a guy must do before going to bed with a girl? Answer: Close your eyes
7. Who was the free *** in ancient China? Answer: Izanami, Izanami, Izanami in the daytime
8. What does a witch like? Answer: The Devil's Man
9. What happened to a roasted chicken that was eaten so much that only the head and the *** were left? Answer: The chicken lost its virginity
10. Who can't marry even if he is rich? Answer: the bank's safe
11. What is a woman's favorite thing to eat? Answer: vinegar
12. You have an illegitimate son, just 6 years old, he has never seen you before, and now you and a large group of people to see him, he immediately jumped into your arms, calling you father. What's going on here? Answer: because you led a bunch of women and you're the only man!
13. When the Tang Monk took the Western Scriptures, he rode the White Dragon Horse, what horse did the princess ride when she got married? Answer: the princess rode in a sedan chair
14. What cap men can not wear? Answer: screw cap
15. men drink together, why must row boxing can not? Answer: To drink, but not to eat punishment wine
16. A Chinese couple living in Italy, one day the wife went to the market to buy chicken breasts, because she did not understand the Italian language, had to learn the chickens, and then pointed to their own breasts, and wanted to buy chicken horns, then pointed to their own feet, the boss to see and understand; and later, she wanted to buy sausage, but went home to call her husband to come, why? Answer: His husband understands Italian
17. What is the girl's place in the life of the boyfriend can only touch once, the husband can not touch once. Answer: When the lips say "boyfriend", "husband"!
18. What is the softest place for women? Answer: heart you are always too soft heart
19. What is a woman's favorite place for a man to be big and thick and hard? Answer: the rich and thick waist hard
20. wife: "bad, dear, you gave me a diamond ring, fell into the black tea to go ......" The results, the ring and safe back to his wife's hand, and there is no trace of wetting. Is this a miracle answer: the ring fell into the tea canister of black tea
晕段子脑筋急转转精简篇 1. Vests change bra, the location is very important to play an official term Answer: flat tone 2. Fuck his whole family to play the word Answer: shaking the daylight 3. Answer: Kaifeng 4. Man tired to die in the woman to play an idiom answer: can not help themselves 5. Woman giving birth to a child to play an idiom answer: bloody mouth 6. Bigamy woman to play a word answer: for 7. Long-legged woman to play a cosmetic answer: lipstick high 8. Children's cock to play an idiom answer: to come to the day 9. p> 9. big girl upright, rest at ease playing Henan two place names answer: Hebi, Kaifeng Heb, open seam 10. forever *** a world-famous writer answer: Shakespeare what is the B ah 11. forever virgin a world-famous painter answer: Picasso B plus locks 12. *** *** playing an idiom answer: manipulation is too hasty 13. long time not to be able to do anything, I have no idea. 13. a long time do not move, suddenly a move, the top in motion, the bottom in pain to play a recreational sports answer: fishing 14. daytime idle, the night even playing the same thing answer: bolt 15. honeymoon to play the word answer: Jain read: Qi Laozhi 16. boar mating with the cow to play a Chinese idiom answer: the whip can not be reached 17. the Bao Gong strolling Brothel free to play a Chinese idiom answer: *** 18. from a good woman to play a common colloquial answer: this century this is a prostitute 19. three accompanied by the income of the lady to play a Chinese idiom answer: with the "day" 20. Jade's mother scolded Jade's father sexual impotence to guess the answer to a Chinese idiom answer: want to strike Jade dad can not 21. habitual abortion call a answer: Mr. old 21. 22. Sexual experience meme literary noun answer: diary 23. Prostitution never pay a wine name answer: old white dry 24. A head of hair to a head of light, in and out of the white pulp playing a daily necessity answer: toothbrush 25. Crotch pulling the huqin hilarious answer: bullshit egg 26. Old monk Read guess a physiological phenomenon answer: the monthly reading menstruation 27. Wedding night without a bed to play a word answer: the sound of the day 28. Snow White dancing striptease a drink brand answer: the seven joys of the seven dwarfs 29. Dad take off his pants to guess the name of a brand of electrical appliances answer: mother music 30. Three feet from the ground a hole, hard in, soft out Play a food answer: baked sweet potatoes 31. half of the boba guess a country name answer: Italy a large grain 32. blind people do ramen play a proverbial answer: nonsense 33. widow sleep play an official term answer: no one on the top
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