Let his girlfriend happy super funny jokes
Let his girlfriend happy super funny jokes, we have to coax his girlfriend in life to make her happy, then how to make her happy, of course, is to tell a few more jokes to her to listen to it, the following I'll share some of the super funny jokes to make his girlfriend happy, together with his girlfriend to listen to it.
1, mom saw the baby take two balloons home, said aggressively: why buy two balloons, you really waste!
2, told you to roll you on the roll ah, do not know to come over to hold a little tighter will be fine?
3, you said not to let me smoke! Good! I quit! You also said I want to smoke when you give you money. Save enough for a month you buy me a gift! Said it was a reward for quitting smoking! I gave you over a thousand dollars a month! In the end, you bought me a pair of socks?
4, Guo Jingming home 16 floors, but every time he took the elevator to the 10th floor to walk home from the stairs
5, a few days ago, a few friends get together to play truth or dare, one of my brothers lost, he chose to dare, I'm cheap let him on the presence of a lady for more than five minutes. Confession of love. This goods to my girlfriend confession, and then I my girlfriend and I broke up yesterday .........
6, the world's most desperate thing, is when the downstairs square dance of the ama days group punctual play the god song, fierce every one of the songs I actually will sing ah ！！！！！ And also sing and follow the unconscious twist ah ！！！！ I actually unconsciously twisted three songs ！！！！
7, field school, Dad suddenly called to ask if there is enough money to spend, the heart suddenly moved, parents are too difficult, eyes a little wet, then answered enough. Then Dad said, enough if you can borrow some? In the past two days, your mother is really excessive point ~ I: ...
8, eat hot pot, mom opened the lid of the pot results in the lens all of a sudden all the water vapor, a moment of fumbling, almost knocked over the hot pot, the baby said contemptuously - mom, please do not be so humiliated!
Let his girlfriend happy super funny jokes 2
1, my son saw the TV ads a lot of food, said to me: "Dad I want to go inside the TV."
I: "What do you want to go in?"
Son: "I go in to get good food."
I: "Okay, then you go in."
My son said weakly, "I don't dare to go in."
I asked, "Why?"
My son replied, "If I go in, I won't be able to get out if you want to change the channel."
My son said, "I can't go in.
2, today a friend came home to play, bought two big watermelon.
The son wanted to eat, but was embarrassed to say, turned around twice and asked me: Mom, this watermelon is bought to see?
3, elementary school history class, the teacher asked Xiaohua: "Do you know our country in the Sui dynasty after a few dynasties? How many are those?"
Xiaohua said with a red face, "I ...... don't know."
Teacher: "Then you have to remember that there are five, which are Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing, understand?"
Xiaohua happily said, "I understand, sugar, vinegar, salt and MSG right teacher."
4, there is a pair of parents to enroll their son in the training program, the father said: "Enroll your son in a Go class, the development of intellectual development."
The mother said: "Give your son a judo class, not only exercise but also self-defense."
The father and the mother have their own views and quarrel, and finally fight.
The son heard the noise and came to the living room, where the mother was pushing the father to the ground.
The son saw this scene, a helpless face, said: "I think it is better to learn judo, at least the fight will not be as bad as Dad."
5, to the child to tell the "Journey to the West": the Monkey King a stick to the demon, the demon back to the original form ......
The child hastily shouted: why not hit back to the square?
6, first grade, love snacks, pocket money a dime a day, far from enough to spend.
One day, see a classmate's pants pockets loaded with 50 cents fast fell out, so close to the students said: you first run I chase you to play, okay?
Subsequently, the students ran in front of me, I chased after, chase ah chase, money why not fall down ah?
Let his girlfriend happy super funny jokes 3
1, nine-year-old uncle to his mother-in-law, said the next door to the little girl and bullied him, mother-in-law immediately said: son, that girl again bullied you, you will kiss her.
2, boss, I'm sorry, I can't do it anymore." "Why?" "Mrs. does not trust me, I have done so long housekeeping, I have not seen like Mrs. do not believe in people, even the eggplant cucumber are hidden under the bed.
3. Teacher: Xiao Qiang, your essay "My Dog" is exactly the same as the one written by your brother, are you plagiarizing him? The first one is the same as the second one, and the third one is the same as the third one!
4, today my mother and I supermarket to buy things, to the cash register, my mother touched the pocket and said, forget to bring Huo Yuanjia (membership card). I said it's okay, bring Chen Zhen can also.
5, in copying classmates homework, classmates urged: do not let the teacher think you are copying ah! I thought about it and thought it made sense, so I wrote a "turn" at the end of the answer.
6, day asked his wife to know why Monkey in the Journey to the West, a blow people or monsters they fainted? Wife weakly to a sentence because ...... Monkey five hundred years have not brushed his teeth! Did not brush your teeth!
7, the girl sick IV. The boyfriend asked: cold? The girl: cold. Boy: cold I give you cover cover? The girl blushed, whispered: "good" and then the boy got up and covered the drip bottle with his hand.
8, one day my son asked the aunt a question that all children will ask: "Mom, where do I come from?" The aunt said: "buy things sent ah" son asked again: "buy what things sent?" Uncle then inserted a sentence: "fake Durex ......"
9, I said: "Mom, do you think I have become beautiful?" My mom said, "No, you are in a good mood, creating the illusion that you are still so ugly."
10, the night suddenly blackout, the house is dark. The wife anxiously said to her husband, "Quickly bring your right matches!" The husband shouted, "It's so dark, how can I tell which is the left and which is the right?"
11, son: "Dad, you have money?" Father: "I still have a dollar in my wallet." Son: "I usually save a dollar to you." Father: "Why?" Son: "Because you love to spit, a dollar is not enough to punish you."
12, a policeman went hunting, saw a sika deer, so he quietly went around behind it, raised his gun and shouted: "Do not move, hands up, or I will shoot!"
13, secretly in love with a girl in the class for a long time. Today I finally mustered up the courage to say to the girl: "Are you free tomorrow? Let's go pick strawberries together!" She replied, "But I don't know how to climb a tree." I instantly petrified...
14, girlfriend is usually a confused insect, once took a cup of water, and then look at the whole cup of water all spilled on her! I asked her how, she calmly said: nothing, drink water forget to open the mouth ......
15, the spring train is too crowded, next to a mm really can not bear, asked me if I can squeeze to sit for a while. But 3 people's seats are sitting 4 people, and the gap between the seats also stood a number of people, so small place for me to stand I can not stand in the way ... ... is hesitating, mm is really tired hard, what all no matter what, "too tired to sit on your lap it." On a butt sat down, and then and I was chatting while joking: "In fact, this is also good, I did not think I can mix a soft seat Oh ......" words did not fall, mm got up and exclaimed: "Oh my God, it seems to be complacent too early! The first time I saw this, I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you.