1. really old, can't flirt! Autumn coat tucked into the fall pants, fall pants tucked into the socks, is the minimum respect for the winter, now my understanding of fashion is: warmth is the main!
2. Young only once, youth can not come back. So to be a hundred taboo dashing subversion of the world to be completely strange, destruction to be powerful, trouble to go patent, playing good to go stunt, the whole person rely on talent, be whole to see the fate.
3. A girl with only a high school education, only by self-study in a short time to master a dozen university courses. This is not an inspirational story, is the final exam.
4. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, a man's words are not a sentence is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, men do not fight is not possible; men who are rich, and who are all destined!
5. First love is infinitely good, just hanging early.
6. Just walked on the road, picked up a strange phone, a woman, opened and said: Hello! Congratulations on winning our company's second prize of 300,000 dollars! I haven't said anything, she herself hahaha laughed and said: Sorry, the first time to cheat, didn't hold back and then, she hung up only left me standing in the wind
7. The best thing in the world is nothing more than eating meat. Never betrayal, never cheating, eat a pound, long a pound, always sincere.
8. After the test on the answer, the last big question of the school bully's answer was the same as mine, a sense of security came to life, and the bully was half unable to say a word.
9. I hold you when you are a cup, let go when you are a glass slag
10. teenagers out to earn money, from nothing, the development of penniless, and then from penniless to debt-ridden struggle! This is me, different fireworks, I am me, I see myself on fire!
11. Suggest that we try to go to bed early, more exercise, do not eat late-night snacks, do not smoke and do not drink, go to bed early and get up early to develop a good habit, over time, you have a friend.
12. Like a person to go to confession, in case it becomes a spare tire.
13. There is no love in the world for no reason, there is no hate for no reason, but there is a fat for no reason! Don't expect to lose weight, a fat ruin all, eight quit walking a hundred thousand eight hundred thousand miles did not see thin down. And, he also ate vegetarian!
14. Now parents from a young age to let their children to participate in a variety of interest classes, in order to not let the children lose at the starting line, but do not know, some people, a birth on the finish line.
15. I remember when I was a kid, the most embarrassing thing, nothing more than watching TV with mom and dad, bumped into the kissing scene.
16. There are so three kinds of people in the school, one kind of person is the school bully, one kind of person is striking the school, as for this third kind of person, want to be the school bully but the power is not enough, want to strike the school but can not stop.
17. When you are young, don't despair because you don't have money, because you have to know that there are many more days when you don't have money later.
18. I stretched out my hand you will not follow me, so I stretched out my foot to trip you up, you really chased me.
19. Like my things you just take, take away count your ability, take away, you will be on the side of the child watching
20. When I was a child, I thought I could grow up to save the whole world, and then grow up to find that the whole world can not save me!
21. Weight loss is actually very simple, you have to work out hard every day, do not eat greasy food, persistent, day after day and year after year, and so you look in the mirror again, you will find that, for you, cosmetic surgery is more important than weight loss.
22. Today's geography class, a girl did not listen to the lecture, make-up at the bottom. The teacher came to the front and asked: can you describe your face with two place names? How can a girl think of it, so asked him what it is. The teacher replied: Dalian, Taiyuan.
23.morning roommate cough, mistakenly leaking medicine as cough medicine to him. At noon back to ask the housemate that medicine works? The friend: too damned useful, cough a pull a pants, cough a pull a pants, I now do not dare to cough.
24. Whenever I want to be lazy, I tell myself that people who are better than me work harder than I do, so what's the use of my efforts?
25. Those who can not even open the bottle cap are actually in the load, do not believe you tell her to try to open a courier.
26. In order to prevent my wife from suspecting me of having an affair, I changed the names of all female contacts on my cell phone to the names of men. She went through my text messages, and now she not only knows I'm having an affair, but is convinced I'm a faggot.
27. Graduation of many years of classmates reunion, we a piece of the discussion of wages, originally thought that we earn are similar, but finally realized that they are talking about the monthly salary, only I said the annual salary!
28. math, you are already a mature course to learn to take their own exams over.
29. My life in school just can do three things, look at the school bully show results, look at the couple show love, look at the tycoon show off their wealth; worse: look at the tycoon show results, look at the school bully show love, look at the couple show off their wealth.
30. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big Ben sped past me, splashing me with mud, looking at the distant Ben, I secretly swear in my heart, when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.
31. When someone closes a door for you, there is always a good person who leaves the phone number to unlock the door for you on the wall.
32. When I was a child, I had a dream of marrying two daughters-in-law, one to cook and one to wash clothes. After growing up, I realized that I wanted to do more, marry or not to get a daughter-in-law is a big problem, even if you marry a daughter-in-law, clothes to who wash is also a problem.
33. You have to remember, no matter what we end up estranged, a red packet, you can go back to the beginning.
34. It seems that you have a lot of lung capacity, otherwise how can the bull blow so big.
35. I'm like a fly on the window, the birds and flowers in front of a bright, but always feel that everywhere is an invisible wall.
36. As children, the school teaches us that life is a realization. When we grow up, society teaches us that life is a reality.
37. I have always regarded money as dirt, who thought money also regarded me as dirt.
38. The paycheck was issued, my father said that the recent tight hands we find your mother to fight the landlord, and then I agreed, and then my salary this month was won all.
39. Time tells me that the age of unreasonableness is over, and it's time to play hard to get!
40. Two people think of each other, that is called love. A person blindly thinking of their own, that is called a bitch.
41. Some of the girls who look good on the surface, actually even extra money in the back, and even owe the ants chanting.
42. From today onwards as long as it is my friend, who has no money and I squeak, I can tell you about it, no money days I am how to spend.
43. The old king fell into a water well, and with the enthusiastic help of the villagers, the old king finally adapted to life inside the well.
44. The most charismatic person is Master Kong, and thousands of people soak him every day.
45. Nowadays, in society, you have to wait in line to jump the queue.
46. Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for a man.
1, do not chat with me, is afraid that I steal your emoticons?
2, in the flower-like age, but grew into a succulent.
3, now the underground parking lot is designed like a labyrinth, every time you have to look for a long time to find that you do not have a car.
4, if the eve off single, I bet 50 bottles of Wantz.
5, love me must be rich, do not love me must move brick.
6, and then a few decades we meet, sent to the crematorium all burned to ash, you a bunch of me a bunch of people who do not know who, all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer.
7, do not ask me why the test is not good, because the weather is too cold, resulting in delirium.
8, God's horse is a floating cloud, so I now begin to believe in donkeys.
9, when the value of the decorations on your body exceeds your inner value, you are fashionable.
10, the so-called true love is obviously two people are so ugly, but also worried about each other to be robbed.
11, after the rest of life, washing clothes is you, cooking is you, washing dishes or you.
12, you should be at ease fat down, thin is someone else's business.
13, I'm looking for objects only one requirement: to be able to get along with my other objects.
14, when you are scared at night, look under the bed, remember, you are not alone.
15. If no one in the world wants you, remember that I don't want you.
16, hello: put your daughter lend me a year, next year you a small one.
17, try to not love a person, more than trying to love a person hard.
18, I'm like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, there is no way out.
19, I am a good-tempered person, if one day someone stepped on my bottom line. What would happen then? Then I would lower the bottom line again.
20, you can steal my sentence, you can steal my expression, but if you steal my heart I have to call my husband.
21, the day is cold, there are objects to embrace the object, no object we add clothes.
22, just because in the crowd looked at you a few more eyes, from then on will be blind.
23, winter is so cold. How does the earth do it? I want to learn from it.
24. After learning martial arts for so long, I finally look forward to the opportunity to embarrass myself.
25, when you have long hair and waist, send you a pair of scissors.
26, mix with me, I have a mouthful of food, you have a bowl brush.
27, others praise me, I am worried, worried about others praise enough.
28, beauty and ugliness have life, fat and thin in the sky, rely on this sentence to live.
29, just want to be a little devil, not afraid of the sky, just want to be subdued by you.
30, if the man does not help you wear a wedding dress, you send him a robe.
31, I heard that people are ugly to read more, no wonder my mom said from childhood that I am not reading material.
32, the reason I understand, but when I hear people shouting beauty, I still can not help but turn around.
33, and then tired and then bitter when they are two hundred and fifty-five, and then difficult and then dangerous when they are two skin face.
34, bought a razor online, the beard did not finish shaving hand shake numb.
35, the phone fell so many times are fine, and then think about or my height saved it.
36, after cutting the head, the barber asked me how, I was silent for a moment and said to him: you are happy.
37, I want to be your heart, if you piss me off, I will not jump.
38, I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.
39, God closed a door for you and then went to wash up.
40, people are divided into groups, which is why my list are so good-looking.
41, you say it's cold, I say it's cold heart.
42, we are not children, not a lollipop can be coaxed, at least three.
43, I bear this age should not have the amount of meals.
44, I am like a fly on the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
45, there is always a kind of selfless people in the world, they would rather make themselves unhappy, but also to make others unhappy.
46, single for a long time, sitting on the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder, so I even think about where our children go to school.
47, miss, is a short regret; fault, is a permanent regret.
48, the tortoise can race over the rabbit, in fact, just each go their own way.
49, I often with a classmate to skip class, the teacher every time to call the parents. Later, my classmate's father said to him: child ah, this school we do not, this semester I came to school days than you.
50, when I turned into a swan, you were still an egg.
51, the dream was eaten by the dog, and then lived a dog-like life.
52, after the examination of English listening, realized a truth: some words, only to understand the people who listen.
53, today's me you ignore, tomorrow I still come to you.
54, if handsome is a kind of mistake, then I have been wrong do not want.
55, finally know why most of the courier is male, because if it is female, in the middle of the road to you demolished.
56, the recent old insomnia, until last night when sleeping, the quilt cover the reverse, usually cover the feet that a head cover to the face side, and then fainted!
57, I wanted to live in the heart of Mr., did not think quite a lot of neighbors.
58, the night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I use it to roll my eyes.
59, when you receive the roll, buy a good lighter.
60, yesterday someone asked me Tanabata a person, nonsense is not a person, is it a dog? Now think about it really.
61, I have a heart disease: I do not dare to take a vacation, because I am afraid of a vacation, the company will know that there is no I am the same.
62, the virus fell in love with my computer, I can only fulfill them.
63, this thing, if you do a good job is called deep. If you do not do well, it is very likely to fall asleep.
64, don't find excuses for everything, don't blame the earth's gravity for constipation.
65, sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat and not greasy.
66, did not eat enough only a worry, eat enough to have countless troubles.
67, where are the stars in your eyes, all the eyeballs.
68, I know very well that you want to be retarded up, a hair out of control, but I really want to see.
69, now the students are really rude, the class is not talking to me.
70, you can not finish the homework of the two main reasons, sitting next to a comedian, holding a cell phone.
71, some people, seriously let you heartache, some people, owed to let you toothache.
72, every time I walk alone at night are so afraid, the sky is so dark, I'm so beautiful, I'm really afraid of others can not see ah.
73, there are lovers of Valentine's Day, there are enemies of Dee.
74, I know I have a bad temper, if you can not endure, you should reflect on yourself, why others can.
75, although admit defeat will not die, but I die not admit defeat.
76, rich people are afraid of others know he has money, no money people are afraid of others know he has no money.
77, I want to touch you, if you do not serve, you can kiss back.
78, don't be lazier than me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!
79, only people who have worked hard know how important the background is!
80, when I was a child, boys like electric toys, girls like dolls. Growing up it's the other way around.
81, I do not want to pay attention to you, you coax me useless, this time you have to give me a red envelope.
82, do my girlfriend, I will protect you, will not let my other girlfriends find you.
83, I'm such a philanderer, summer vacation has just gone I'm thinking about winter vacation.
Jitterbug's very hot birthday wishes1. May you be warm in three winters, and may you not be cold in spring. May you have a light in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May you be accompanied by a good man on the road, and may your road be long and your return still be a young girl.
2, thanks to the time not abandoned, and finally grew up a year, thanks to each stage of the different themselves.
3. I hope to be able to laugh and be spontaneous in the future, and dare to love and dare to hate and dare to chase.
4. I wish that the rest of my life, I will be happy, I will be thin, I will be rich.
5, eyes are sunshine, smile is frank, the future of the good days, will not be, not live up to.
6. I wish the people you miss can say good night with you, and I wish you don't feel lonely in the days you are alone.
7. May what you wish for come true, and may you have no regrets in this life.
8, in your dream of always bordering on spring. Wish you: happiness and joy in your heart! Happy birthday!
9, may you have a brilliant future, may you have a lover in the end, may you get happiness in the earthly world.
10. May you be like the sun, bright and not sad.
11, may you go to the place are hot, may you encounter people are dear friends.
12, flowers and moonlight, like a poem like a picture; in this day that really belongs to you, may you embrace the future, and may your face be as gorgeous as spring.
13, I wish to live free, do not compete; I wish the time can be slow, the deceased does not disperse; I wish the night there are stars, the river has fish ......
14, I wish you all the fun of this life, the bare sincerity and goodness; I wish that wherever you go, the sunshine all over the place; I wish that you dream of a faraway place, the warmth for the direction; I wish that you dream for the horse, not to be ashamed of ShaoHua.
15, may you have a life of warmth and purity, do not give up love and freedom, happy birthday.
Jitterbug on the very hot inspirational sayings
1. Time day by day, the sunshine is different, because the mood is different; green leaves are different, because the wind direction is different. Life is like this, life will face different choices, no matter what your choice is, please do not forget: the road is their own out of the happy is their own creation!
2. Since it is a person, there should be a person's appearance.
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3. Your attitude now, to determine ten years later you are a character or waste.
4. There is unfairness in this society, don't complain, because there is no use! People always progress in introspection!
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5. two people can be together is really not easy, the shortcomings can be corrected, the character can be slowly grinding, but the opportunity to lose, really never again, cherish each other.
6. No matter how hard you try to operate and preserve, some people, some things, may still be lost. You can't control others, you can't control the world, you can only control yourself. In all the impermanence of change, try to live more gorgeous, live out the best look. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.
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7. At any time do not be afraid of any bumps on the road ahead, the soldiers come to block the water and earth to cover up, there will always be a village of darkness and bright flowers.
8. Even the most ordinary people, but also have to go to fight for the existence of his world. The more you grow up, the more careful you are, want to live a good life, everyone advises you not to care about other people's comments. But not everyone can do this, since you can not do not care about the outside world's evaluation, then please put their own hand to do their best to give a good job.
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9. If God gave you a pair of wings, you have to use it to fly bravely, even if you give you a body of fat, you have to burn it, and happy to break through ah Junior.
10. Life, to have their own value. If a person can not make his life brilliant, but there is no reason to make it dull.
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11. Entrepreneurship and love, will not let people overnight, to find the right flavor is not easy to insist on precipitation will be the result of some down-to-earth, a little more attentive, you want, the years will give you.
12. Think a thousand times, as well as to do once. A gorgeous fall is better than unnecessary wandering.
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13. In the world, the most powerful people are: say get up to get up, say to do, say to play, say to play, say to go, say to go, say to collect the heart to collect the heart, to take, more let go, life is a cultivation, wish you, and gradually become the awesome self.