2. They say that falling in love affects learning, but I'd like to ask: doesn't learning affect falling in love?
3. I think the square dance mom should hold the electric mosquito beat, in the exercise at the same time also for the people to get rid of harm.
4. Despite your complex features, you can't hide your simple intelligence.
5. "Giraffe head of those two small grips is what?" "is a deer router, the zoo wifi are relying on it"
6. driver's license is really too difficult to test, just now, I'm in the test, the supervising teacher said: "see my gestures, you start." I've been watching him for half an hour, where is he wearing jewelry?
7. I'm actually a dreamer, only reality is too hungry to eat my dreams.
8. If you think I where wrong, please be sure to tell me, I will not change anyway, you do not hold back the disease.
9. Girlfriend business trip just came back to look for the dog, suddenly want to tease her a little bit on that, give away! See her expression on the verge of tears, I laughed, picked up the pot on the stove and said: haha! I lied to you, it's in the pot.
10. My object is good, I'm good to the sheep, I'm good to the pig, I'm good, I'm very kind, thank you.
11. A lot of the so-called natural awakenings are actually held by urine!
12. Fish memory is only seven seconds, no wonder in the tank every day swimming will not go crazy. Huh, this is where, did not swim! Huh, this is where, did not swim.
13. Toss a coin: heads go online. Tails and go to bed, stand up and go to homework.
14. The only thing I've ever insisted on is charging my cell phone every day.
15. Recently came the wedding season, a friend of mine is so refused to participate in the wedding. In the face of other people's invitations, he are so reply: "hear the news of your wedding, I'm very sad, maybe you do not know, I liked you back then, I go to your wedding will be very embarrassing." I said, "What if a guy invited you?" He said, "Say the same thing and double the effect!"
16. "Goddess, what kind of men do you like?" "I like humor." "Do you think I'm funny enough?" "Looking funny doesn't count!"
17.God sprinkled the rain of wisdom on the earth, and I opened my umbrella at the first opportunity of wit, and fortunately I didn't get wet.
18. Comforting others when a set of a set, comforting their own time just want to find a rope set.
19. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course it is the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play the game, not dare to play the daughter-in-law.
20. A boy called Cupid took an arrow to shoot me, fortunately I practiced, easy to flash, and backhanded a blow, hit him no longer dare to come.
21.Three meals a day can only keep you alive, snacks and late night snacks are the true meaning of life.
22.They even said I have a brain disease, it's just too much, nonsense! When have I ever had a brain!
23. You encountered what bad luck can look for me, I will help you solve the problem, but please allow me to laugh for a while!
24. Today, someone came to buy paper towels, mom asked him to five cents or a piece of the customer said to a piece of, and then mom handed him two packages of five cents.