Cast list:
Li Mao as Brother Mao
Liu Zhoucheng as Brother Xiaomei
Ma Xueyang as Brother Xueyang
Jin Ensheng as Brother Ensheng
Zhang Yuan as Brother Yuan
Xiao Ai as Xiao Aige
Wang Kai as Jiaming A Brother
Fan Ming plays the Chinese master
Brother Xueyang: I’m so unlucky. Yesterday, in the arithmetic test, I got two out of the four questions wrong and got a scolding from the teacher. Brother Yamao: Brother Xueyang, I'm more unlucky than you. I didn't do a single question wrong, and the teacher scolded me like "Pah! Pah! Pah! Pah!" Brother Xueyang: Why is this? Brother Mao: Because I didn’t do any of the questions. Brother Xueyang: Hey, what are you looking at? Brother Xiaomei: Watching TV Brother Xueyang: Wow~what TV? Brother Xiaomei: Color TV. Brother Xueyang: I asked you what kind of movie it is. Brother Xiaomei: A martial arts movie. Brother Xueyang: I asked you what your name is! Brother Xiaomei: You can call me Xiaomei, or you can call me Liu~zhou~cheng, the invincible handsome boy from the super-dimensional universe. Brother Mao: Hi, Brother Ensheng, how do you spell the word "pig"? Is it P-U-G? Brother Mao: No, pig is P-I-G. Brother Mao: No, pig is P-U-G. Brother Brother: No, pig is P-I-G. Brother Mao: No, pig is U. Brother Mao: Pig is I. Brother Mao: Pig is U. Brother Ensheng: Pig is I. Brother Mao: Pig is U, pig is U, pig is U U, Not I. Brother Jiaming: Okay! Let me tell you, pig is P-U-U-G! Brother Mao and Brother Ensheng: Why? Brother Jiaming: Because, pig is YOU TWO. Little Egger: Brother Jiaming, brother Jiaming~ Do you know Beckham? Brother Jiaming: I don’t want to be too familiar with him~ Little Egger: Wow~ He can earn ten thousand taels of silver in an hour!
Brother Mao: Hey, Brother Jiaming, can you play basketball?
Brother Jiaming: Don’t make any noise! Really? If he can earn ten thousand taels of silver an hour, he can compete for a thousand hours a day! Then you can earn ten million taels of silver! I can earn ten million taels of silver a day, so rich! Brother Mao: Who is Beckham? Brother Jiaming: He plays basketball. Really, even Beckham doesn’t know about it, so he’s qualified to discuss basketball with me~ Brother Yuan: Um...who knows when the Mongolian exam will be taken? Brother Jiaming: Are you going to take the Mongolian exam? Brother Xiaomei: Next month…………? En Sheng’s Brother: Who said that? The exam will be tomorrow. Students: Huh? No way? Little Egger: Are you taking the Mongolian test? It was just yesterday's exam, didn't you guys come? Master Fan danced with marshmallows. Students: Hello, Teacher Fan~ Brother Jiaming: Good luck to Teacher Fan. Master Chinese: Come on, you got this in the Chinese test last month. Brother Jiaming: I got first place! Chinese Master: Who said you won first place? Brother Jiaming: Then isn’t this number one? Chinese Master: Is this number one? Which number is this? Brother Jiaming: This is the thumb. Master Hanwen: Where is this? Brother Jiaming: little finger Chinese Master: I asked what number this is! ? Brother Jiaming: Oh ~ this is the first Chinese Master: How can this be the first? ! Brother Jiaming: From my perspective, this is number one! Chinese Master: Oh~~~ Counting from here is number one, so you got this in the exam last month. Brother Jiaming: Count from above? Still first! Chinese Master: Now, let me announce the results of last month’s Chinese test. The number of students with a score of 90 or above is the same as the number of students with a score of 80 or above. Chinese Master: The number of people who scored above 80 and above 70 is the same. Brother Yuan: What about the number of people who failed? Master Hanwen: The number of people who failed is the same as the number of people in the whole class. Master Hanwen: Everyone, brothers, have you reviewed today’s books? Chinese Master: Your Majesty has ordered us to take a test today and report the results to your Majesty.
Chinese Master: Brother Xueyang, let me test you. What does the word "coincidence" mean? Brother Xueyang: The meaning of "coincidence" means that things happen at the same time by chance. Chinese Master: Give me an example. Brother Xueyang: My mother and my mother got married on the same day. What a coincidence! Brother Xiaomei: Master, please ask a question. I have reviewed all the poems, songs, and Chinese characters. Master: Okay, then I won’t take the test on these. I will test you on geography. Brother Xiaomei: Good Chinese. Master: The first tributary of the Yangtze River, Where does the Han River originate? Brother Xiaomei: Sweat......... originates from the head
Brother Ensheng: Master Hao Hanwen Master: Among these five elders, Brother Ensheng is the one who knows best Polite, let me test you. In ancient times, the emperor called himself a widower, so what should the queen call herself? Brother Ensheng: Widow Chinese Master: Is it okay if the emperor knows your such offensive answer? Brother Ensheng: I...I... Master Hanwen: Too ignorant. Master Hanwen: Little Aige, you have the best academic performance here, and you are so beautiful. Oh, you have grown taller again. In this way, you can answer his question just now. OK? Little Egger: Okay, master, do you want me to answer this question in Chinese, or do you want me to answer this question in Russian. Chinese Master: Okay, just answer in Russian. Little Egger: я не знаю Chinese Master: Please translate this Russian into Chinese and tell them what it means! Little Aige: I don’t know Chinese. Master: How can this be true if you don’t know how to learn? There are princes like you in the Qing Dynasty. They will perish. Little Aige: Yes, the Qing Dynasty is going to perish. Students: How do you know that? Ge: It is clearly written in the history textbook that Sun Yat-sen founded the Republic of China in 1911, and the Qing Dynasty perished. Master of Chinese: If you continue to teach as a teacher, you will be condemned as a sinner for the ages. Students: Don’t tell the emperor that the Qing Dynasty is going to fall, little Aige. Grid: (Looking at the textbook, shaking his head) я не знаю, я не знаю.... Students: Is it useful to learn Russian? Little Egger: Useful. The book says that Puyi was desperate and went to Russia (holding the book and saying я не знаю....out the door)
End