Humorous sayings about being old Humorous phrases about being old in a flash

1. In less than two years, I have aged a great deal. I'm really sorry for myself.

2, feel old, bought a small brown bottle, hate a can all pour face!

3, time passes really fast, a shake on the old. The heart is not willing, then there is God.

4, people in this life, a shake on the old, do not aggravate yourself. When the legs and feet can not walk, and then the good place can not go.

5, time is not used, a wobble on the old, life is just a few decades, do not leave yourself more regrets.

6. When I was young, I felt that I was the helmsman and could master the direction. When the old ah, only to find themselves is a leaf, life.

7, like to fight, time is so little, soon to be old, a little better for themselves, do too many silly things, delay too much time, a waste of a lot of money! Steady getting better and better!

8, just look in the mirror, found the first white hair in life, there is a second of all thoughts, and then with a second of decisive pull down, pretend to pull down their own will not be old.

9, I believe that all the roots lie in their own, no matter what the future face, the road must try to adhere to go on, if the one and only then retreat and procrastination, I believe that it is really old.

10, the elders told me, when began to nostalgia, when is the beginning of the old. But why do I feel like I've been walking and stopping at the pace of nostalgia?

11, years in a hurry, a turn of the eye, on the old, met many people, experienced many things, on the way to get old, elegant and calm; treat yourself well, happy every day.

12, life has been half, unknowingly old, look back at the road, deep a foot shallow a foot, crooked footprints written full of bitterness, can not bear to look at, for fear of an accident, they have to be heartbroken to shed tears.

13, feel old, yesterday went out to play a day. Physical strength on the overdraft, feel so tired and sleepy. I'm going to take a good rest and get enough energy!

14, have always felt young, feel that they have just matured, just learned to know how to do, how suddenly old it. Really old?

15, just like this, and a year old, I can not believe that they are also walking on the road to four people, I wish myself a happy birthday.

16, every year on their birthdays to sigh, and a year old, crow's feet and to grow a more, but the wrinkles in the corners of the eyes of the parents do not seem to be less than you, the years have spared no one.

17, when the loved ones old, they are also old, suddenly understand, all the people in the world to keep each other, there is a kind of sentimental.

18, the years urge people to grow old, is so old again a year, wish yourself a happy birthday! Expectation is still plain and simple to be happy!

19, the world's only need not bother to get should be the age of it, congratulations on another year old!

20, used to think that it is very far away, now to shake the small half life, the vicissitudes of the years. A wobbly old, leaving a perfect memory for the self.

21, time is too fast, the years are too short, a wobble on the old, I do not know when the temples have been stained with frost, I do not know when the face has been vicissitudes of life, suddenly found that life is very short, have not had time to treat myself well, the time has gone so hastily.

22, I feel old, a little sick and pain can not bear. I asked my mom where the fall pants, mom laughed at me finally want to wear fall pants, yes, old how can still be capricious not to wear fall pants.

23, while young, want to do things should be boldly let go to do, the big deal is to start over, not to do, old regret is useless, refueling! Step by step to realize their own ideals!

24, people in this life, a wobble on the old, don't bother yourself.

25, the most beautiful age to do the most beautiful self, youth is gone, we are no longer young, the years are not forgiving a wobble on the old, leaving perfect memories happier.

26, while you are still young, more appreciate some people, more understanding of some things, more care about some of the feelings of brothers, more grateful for some other people on their love. There is nothing to remember when you are old.

27, old, flirt with yourself, make yourself laugh.

28, time flies, a wobbly and the New Year, a wobbly child will grow up, a wobbly parents will be old.

29, recently found himself with gray hair! Always lose three! Confused! Forget this forget that! Doing things thought also focus not a piece! I am not old, may be really old!

30, time flies like an arrow, turn a year older, bless yourself happy birthday, all auspicious.

31, life is but three or four decades, to do what you like, when you are old, at some point in time to take a walk, looking back on this life, you feel no regrets.

32, life always feel that they still have a lot of opportunities, unknowingly old, a lot of things too late to do, a lot of people too late to see.

33, a really old age, most of the night still can not sleep. Thoughts are flying around, think of my old dad and mom, and think of their own things, even tears. When did I become so emotional.

34, which one moment feel really old, found the first gray hair of that moment.

35, before always feel that the youth from never far away, the mouth always love to flirt with their own old, and then we, is simply tender us.

36, they are a year older, and more of a responsibility, I will work hard to let us live better.

37. When I was twenty years old, I flirted with the idea of entering the road to three, and I will soon be old.

38, year after year, we are old. Not accustomed to accepting new things, not willing to learn new things, more and more nostalgic, often go to memory, closed themselves in the world once, indulge in it, can not extricate themselves.

39, previously said that the old old, is a kind of unconvincing, is a kind of flirting with themselves, is a kind of abuse, however, now, really feel that they are aging.

40, when old. I want to stay away from the city. Breathe the freshest air every day. See the natural scenery. In the yard full of their favorite flowers. Eat their own vegetables. And raise a dog. It's enough.

41, the memory of you, or the initial appearance. Time is old, there is no age to turn back.

42, the years are unforgiving, a shake is old!

43, while there is time, to do what should be done, while the moment, cherish the people around. Otherwise, a wobble will be old.

44, a person wobbling on the old, when to keep the goodness, the old have no regrets. Older people's regrets, more on the young reckless regret, but never because of the goodness and regret.

45, life is short, a turn of the eye, feel old, experienced too much sweet and sour, quiet, think everything does not matter, live in the moment, or to strive for.

46, decades in a hurry, a snap of the fingers, a wobble on the old.

47, life is too short, a wobble on the old, every inch of time, to cherish, do not wait to waste, turn around to regret.

48, people in this life, a wobble on the old, life is not over the bumps, only will not turn the life.

49, life is not easy, a wobble on the old, the food, the drink, something don't put aside in the heart, the play, the music, remember to live a good life!

50, a lifetime of exhaustion for life, the pig dog is worse than, a shake on the old.

51, a person can change their own, including the spirit, including thought, including the body, if one day you say you can not change their own, then you really old.

52, time is too thin, a shake on the old, quietly slipped away from the fingers, hold can not hold.

53, more and more feel old and tired, can not stand what tossed, just want to be ordinary, like a person, to do a thing, and no longer go to insist on anything.

54, I feel as if suddenly old, and to tranquilize the brain and to drag white hair, life how to destroy me into this kind of turtle?

55, sometimes for a moment you will feel old, after the person left.

56, a year and a year, go to see the party to find almost no one to recognize, only to sigh may be really old.

57, recognize a lovely boy, but feel that their hearts have been old, there is no way to say love, is that I failed myself, but also failed to love me.

58, people in this life, a wobble on the old, don't quarrel quarrel.

59, and a year old. Happy happy is someone else for you, but they have a little sadness and melancholy. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it.

60, time is too fast, in the blink of an eye is another year, unknowingly realized that a wobbly people will be old, the original of our old!