B: Martial Arts and Fantasy Running Everywhere
C: Online Games Most Free
D: Sleeping to Supplementary Exams
A: Life Should be Happy Why Bother to Study All Day Why Don't You Find a Beautiful Lady to Give Birth to a Lovely Baby,
Buddy, I'm Telling You All About the Good News! The good news is bigger than the sky, I talked to my girlfriend in high school to see me, now has been downstairs, she really did not lie to me, I'm going. (After a while, crying back)
C: Ugh what's going on ah, out of the happy with a mangy dog like, come back to how to become a lost dog.
(See ignore)
B: Aiya, what are you unhappy about, say it so that everyone can be happy.
A: She promised she would wait for me, and she did, and found someone to wait with.
D: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling and I'm waiting for you to call me back, to live and die for you, to wait for you for the rest of my life. What's the result? Waiting for the wrong person, right? I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this.
A: I'm going to cry and I'm going to make a scene, I'm going to stay up all night, I'm going to take a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, I'm going to hang myself with a small rope, I'm going to fall in love even if I'm ugly, and I'm going to talk about the world being full of love.
B: Okay, okay, don't be like a woman, not moving to die.
A: The greatness of life, death under the flowers.
C: I really want to despise you on behalf of all the lurkers
A: There are many people who despise me, how old are you?
D: To mix in the jianghu, it is best to be a bachelor, you have not heard of it.
A: I do not want to be a bachelor, I want to fall in love, I want to get married.
B: Marriage is the grave of love ah, Jin Yong old man have used this sentence.
A: Although marriage is the grave of love, when the ground for peace is better than the violent death of the street. Dying for love is called great, then how do you want to die later.
B: If I were to take a kitchen knife and cut the wires, all the way to the sparks with lightning. That would be nice.
C: my netizen said, if I one day can not think of, she guaranteed to drink pills and pass the bottle, hanging to the rope, jumping off the building waving a small hand roll to send off.
D: another twenty years we come to meet, sent to the crematorium all burned to ashes, you a pair of me a pile, who do not know who, all sent to the countryside as fertilizer.
B: Okay, fat man, look at you like that, woke up the sky is dark, must be earlier than us to die.
D: They say that time slips through the fingers, but I don't realize that my time is too thin and my fingers are too wide.
B: Ugh, I'm too lazy to talk about you.
D:: Don't compare laziness with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
A: You say you sleep all day long, in the end what good is it?
D: dreaming ah, in the dream I had a date with Liu Yifei, with Bruce Lee than martial arts, and ...... discuss the prospects of online games.
C: Really dreaming, roughneck.
D: Who are you calling a roughneck?
C: Yo, how dare you, a fat guy, say you're not a roughneck.
D: You don't say people, look at yourself, sitting in front of the computer all day playing games, look at your two eyes, panda see all inferiority complex.
C: This has to start from the beginning: since I came to our hospital, which days do not go to the Internet cafe turn, is the rain and shine, the thunder does not tremble ah, the machine room is full of seats to go to the school outside, inside and outside of the school to do membership, but hate, outside the Internet go too far, the school Internet speed is really slow, and now they have to buy a computer, all day long to be idle ah.
A: So what's so interesting about the Internet?
C: The Internet is too boring, but the experience of a netizen is quite interesting.
ABD: What experience?
C: Once my friend went to see a female friend he had never met, almost to the appointment place, he saw a strange ugly girl, he said to the driver: "see that girl over there," the driver said: "see, parked there? " "Not run her over."
B: See, I said you guys online is always engaged in some virtual world, a reality can not be controlled, a loss of footsteps, and then look back has been a hundred years body.
C: Chicken Little, you will not just a few tricks nunchaku it, but also said that I, I see you are you are a mistake into a big cripple, and then look back and smashed the head ah.
B: will nunchaku so what, "fast use nunchaku, en ah what, fast use nunchaku, en ah what.
A: A couple of brothers do not say, our family Xiao Si is quite flexible.
D: That's right, we are still young.
B: Alas, I really envy you so young to know me.
C: I have a proposal, how about we four a person to be a teacher, each person out of a question to test everyone, but also be considered the same field of different industries to exchange learning.
A: Well, I'll be the teacher first. May I ask all students what is Junior?
C: The third one is just the remainder of the division.
A: What the hell?
D: Is it possible that I dreamt of the same thing yesterday?
A: All right, all right, keep dreaming.
B: You all don't know this, a mistress is a person with a certain philosophy.
ACD: What philosophy?
B: As long as the hoe dances well, which wall can't be dug down.
A: Too right, too graphic.
B: It's my turn to be a teacher, and now I'm a kindergarten teacher. You are all toddlers, so I'm going to ask the questions and ask the children to answer them positively.
D: We are not allowed to have male teachers in kindergarten.
B: Cut the crap, just think of me as a female.
ACD: Okay.
B: I'll give you a few words to make sentences. The first one is "and ...... and ......" A you answer first
A: My mom is tall, short, fat and thin
B: Your mom is a Transformer? Use "you see" to make a sentence.
C: You see ...... What are you looking at, haven't you seen it?
B: I haven't seen it, D it's your turn, use "sad" to make a sentence
D: There is a small river in front of my house is very sad.
B: The teacher is already sad.
D: Don't be sad, it's my turn to be the teacher. Listen to my question, my father is from Shandong, my mother is from Shanxi, I was born in Sichuan and grew up in Henan.
A: The child should follow his father, you are from Shandong.
B: No, you do not know that his mother is a tigress ah, the head of the family ah, should be with his mother, Shanxi.
C: What are you talking about, of course, where the birth is where the people, obviously is the Sichuan people,
D: one of them are stupid to the home, are not right.
ABC: Is it Henan?
D: I'm Chinese.
C: Forget it, I don't think it's a good idea to take turns to be the teacher, look at the questions you're all asking, I'd better tell you a joke. I have a classmate called Chen Shui-bian, one day he went to school back to pass a fish store, saw people write the sign: "live fish six dollars a catty, dead fish a dollar six pounds," he went up to see the dead fish is also just dead, but also are very fresh. So he bought a dollar. He went to buy every day after that, but every time he arrived, the dead were bought by others finished, he stood there and waited for the fish to die before buying. Once he waited impatiently, he took the scoop pretending to fish, with the scoop one by one smashed the head of the fish, people sell fish really can not stand to see, said in the side, alas, to buy dead fish, mixed up with the past can not count ah.
(ABD first did not laugh, indifference to look at B after a while on the loud laughter)
A: this kid is also too stupid, if I, the fish directly out of the kiss, guaranteed to die.
C: Yes, the fish is not scared to death by you only strange.
B: In my opinion, take the fish out, throw it to the ground, and quickly use nunchaku ......
C: You're stomping fish sauce?
D: If I was like talk to that fish and let him pretend to sleep. And then wake up after I buy him out.
C: You're not afraid he's going to dream of abducting your mistress for you.
(ABC laughed,E into the house, the door is unlocked, open the door was smoked out.)
E: Just go in the door, the stench smoked people ah. There are no survivors inside, squeak. (ABCD cover their mouths do not speak. Waiting for E to come in, pretend zombie scare E)
E: Well, well, don't pretend zombie, look at you guys, every day like this, life can't take care of themselves, don't you feel empty?
A: empty a talent no one asked, alone depressed, how to solve the problem, only QQ.
B: Nowadays, the A current rampant in the world, I practice martial arts, do not want to take part in this mess.
C: The reality is too cruel, and I am a fragile person.
D: people live really tired, not as good as sleeping ah
E: all excuses, you so much free time are wasted on boring things, do not go to do a little meaningful things, if the students are like you, we Zhengda harmonious campus dream of who to realize, you think, who daily early in the morning to collect the garbage, the scorching sun under the set the car, the road to do the environmental protection, midnight early morning, the pro-patrol. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.
A: Who is the national flag under the hugging, cafeteria table in front of each other to feed, playing kiss in the grove, midnight telegraph.
E: little brat, in with me singing the opposite, you can not do this semester's assessment to you zero points.
A: joking, joking, class president you personally come to give us a lecture on Civics, we must reflect on it, I decided to use the time of future love to memorize English.
B: I decided to use the time to read martial arts books to read professional books
C: I decided to use the computer to learn a few more useful software.
D: Then I'll sleep less, and from now on I'll sleep up to 18 hours a day.
ABCE: ah ......