2, look at my temper, as long as you hold a little.
3, what men call inner beauty, refers to the inside of the bra, not inside.
4, I don't like to organize the room, they all call me the hero of the messy room.
5, very easy to be hungry, please feed me with your tenderness.
6, who said you do not have the perseverance, single this thing you do not insist on decades?
7, goose goose goose, curved neck with a knife, plucked hair and scooped water, fire cover the pot!
8, ugly people still want to video, please be careful!
9, you are important is: no matter how heavy you are, I want.
10, if you have suffered a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.
11, the examination of this matter, three days doomed, seven points rely on fighting. The rest of the ninety points can not be helped.
12, life in the world, the first to be laughed at by others, and then go to laugh at others, and then laugh at the nine springs.
13, the former boyfriend to get married, call me to ask me to go, I decisively returned to him three words: next time to go.
14, the strength of the man is the RMB in your pocket.
15, life is that a few drinks, who first drink who first go.
16, life is rare a few times drunk, my rare where?
17, money is not a problem, the problem is no money!
18, every time after the fight feel not play well, but also want to fight again.
19, you are probably a potato, frying, steaming and frying, how are all to my liking.
20, what are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
21, living the life of the eight rings, but want the body of Goku.
22, day long will not see the people, but really will be kidney loss.
23, I'm an old man, but also not good at cheating, a variety of tricks have long been familiar with the heart, looking at the other side of the class, no fluctuations in the heart and even a hint of want to laugh.
24, not always in the room, occasionally outside the living room, kitchen, toilet walk.
25, would rather go to the wall, do not go home to face the wall.
26, only to a girl good boy called warm man, to all the girls are good boys called hot dog.
27, to himself, the past does not look back, the future will not be!
28, every time someone fierce me, I feel that this person has a problem, against such a lovely me, he can actually lose his temper, speechless.
29, scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all year round have a lower probability of suffering from Alzheimer's disease because the probability of early death is higher.
30, without us poor students, how can set off the good students.
31, know what is the difference between you and the sand monk, he called sand monk, you called sand sculpture.
32, I raised myself so well, do not want to cheapen anyone, bread I have, why find a person who can not give me love, but also want to come to share my bread.
33, when your life does not go well, do not panic, look at your wallet and savings, cry it out.
34, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.
35, I think I was too long without chicken, otherwise why saw the chicken feather duster yesterday, actually a little excited?
36, if you use the beauty of the plan, I will be the plan.
37, the teacher always said that the book taught so long what kind of students have not seen, but forgot that we have been on the school so long what teachers have not seen.
38, I think life is not, life also think I am very not.
39, he was alone in the lecture, and I can only sleep alone.
40, some people seem to have a shiny surface, in fact, the socks have slipped to the soles of the feet.
41, why do Chinese people have to choose a good day to get married? Because after getting married there are no good days!
42, want to be with you, pass the stupid to you.
43, want to buy a super big envelope, put the delicious candy and me in it and send it to you.
44, because I like you, my teenage heart has 10,000 tons.
45, wear tide, tide over the top is non-mainstream, wear sexy, sexy over the top is sitting Taiwan.
46, believe in the letter, do not believe in the letter, but also the whole microblogging.
47, live to now, can afford to put down only chopsticks!
48, without words, into the dream inside.
49, I had schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.
50, you have the good sense to lie to me, which I have the good sense not to believe.
51, please do not easily say love me, unless you are serious.
52, life's greatest pain is not more than after experiencing a super storm, not only did not see the rainbow, the result is also a cold.
53, the girl lost love is nothing, we are women but bleeding a week will not die of animals.
54, when you encounter misfortune, remember to smile at yourself in the mirror, so you will find, compared with your long and what is this misfortune?
55, God if there is no way to make me thin, then my friends to become fat.
56, every time I say I will never ignore you, you must not believe, I like the kind of principle of the people?
57, flaws more, surprisingly, will also feel a missing corner is also perfect.
58, pounds of stone I may not be able to lift, but if it is a hundred pounds of people's money, I guarantee to pick up and run.
59, I am looking for objects only one requirement: to be able to get along with my other objects.
60, read more than ten years of school, think up or kindergarten is better mix!
61, the crowd looking for her a thousand degrees, stepping on the road under the feet, suddenly looked back to look around, auntie auntie countless.
62, because the world, women have a man's heart.
63, don't sing what after the rest of the life, girls do not try to earn money, do not want to become beautiful, after the rest of the life, cooking is you, laundry is you, do housework is you, be disgusted with you, look at the child or you.
64, look at your looks, no need to make up can go to the horror movie.
65, let the school closed down, because I have not done my homework.
66, the girl's feelings are always poetry, the young woman's feelings are always wet.
67, you say it is cold, I say it is cold heart.
68, if handsome is a kind of mistake, then I have been wrong do not want.
69, other girls can be gummy bears, can be an angel baby, can be a sweetheart baby, I can not, I have to be aunt, is a living ancestor.
70, if I can forgive your vulgarity, then you can forgive my pretending?
71, if life is just the first time to see, what is the matter of the autumn wind sad words fan.
72, and then a few decades we come to meet, sent to the crematorium all burned to ash, you a bunch of me a bunch, who do not know who, all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer.
73, you are not my pupil, what makes me put you in my eyes.
74, there is a story I want to say to you, a little long, I long story short well, you still do not pay ah.
75, you laughed, I understand that it is your words are not happy.
76, uh-huh uh-huh, sister wish you next life into 7 ° space.
77, summer time want to run naked, winter time wear how many clothes are like running naked.