A: Today we are going to perform;
B: We are asked to put on a show;
C: I have been thinking hard for half a day;
D: (left hand clenched in a fist and placed on the upper side of the left eye socket, head bowed) cool!
A: singing and dancing;
B: comedy sketches can not be performed;
C: see the show is about to start;
D: (make a silly look) wood!
A: It's no use screaming;
B: Why don't you go online and ask for help;
C: There are a lot of works on the Internet;
D: (making a surprised face) Bluff!
A: Rush around and click;
B: See where there's a way out;
C: Jokes and riddles are really good;
D: (thumbs up) Suit!
A: There's a good joke;
B: It's guaranteed to crack a smile;
C: It's made up as a triple riddle;
D: OK?
(Pause, ask everyone if it's OK, if it's OK, then go on)
A: Since everyone says it's OK;
B: Let's make a program out of it;
C: We'll perform it at the party;
D: It's a mission!
A: It is said that a certain woman is ugly;
B: she has grown to thirty-nine;
C: she has not been able to get married;
D: she is worried!
A: I heard of human abduction in a certain place;
B: Sold as a woman to the ravine;
C: It's nice to think of an ugly woman;
D: Take a walk!
A: I went away, and I was seen;
B: The ugly girl was blindfolded;
C: She was caught in the car, and the car started;
D: She drove away!
A: the car stopped halfway;
B: the trafficker was scared out of his wits;
C: who would want such an ugly woman;
D: turn around!
A: The car returned to the same place;
B: The ugly girl refused to leave;
C: She was willing to be sold as a woman;
D: Rare.
A: the traffickers are worried this time;
B: they don't know how to drive her away;
C: they suddenly give a roar;
D: the car stays, let's go!
A, B, C: (looking at D) ah? （
Campus sketch script: funny and humorous comedy sketch short script lines
Campus sketch
Characters: the group secretary, Ai, Xiaoling, Xiaowu
Scene: classroom
The group secretary: students, students, comrades, fellow compatriots, with the same. The same. The same whatsits! Please listen to me!
Three people: say it.
Missionary: Are you listening?
Three people: listen!
Missionary: really listen?
Three people: really!
Missionary: sure?
Three people: sure.
Missionary: no backtracking?
Three people: no regrets.
Missionary: you are serious? Not lying to me?
Three people: you say no ah?
Missionary: Oh, I'll start talking! ---- What am I going to say coming?
The three fainted.
Team leader: ah ！！！！ Right!
The three sit up.
Legionary: I really forgot what I was going to say!
The three fainted again.
Missionary: Okay, back to the point, you guys can't get drunk anymore! You must be self-improvement, self-advocacy, self, self, self. Good reform, boycott Japanese goods!
Siaoling: What is all this nonsense!
Regimental secretary: Xiaoling! Why are you sleeping in class?
Siau Ling: I'm sleepy, so I sleep!
Support: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?
Siau Ling: I want to! But the teacher wouldn't let me go!
Support: Can't you sleep after class?
Siaoling: I sleep after class too!
The group secretary: Then what do you do at night?
Siaoling: What do you do at night?
Missionary: Sleep!
Siau Ling: We have the same habit!
Missionary: What do you do besides sleeping?
Siau Ling: Something very important! ---- eat!