April Fool's Day is here, April Fool's Day is the funniest day of the year because if people play tricks on others on this day they don't get angry. Do you know what are the best April Fool's Day wishes? Here I organize some April Fool's Day Wishes for you from the three aspects of sending to elders, sending to lovers and sending to friends, I hope it will be helpful to you.
April Fool's Day Wishes for Elders:
1, April Fool's Day to my heart sad, want to fool no reason. I'm not sure if you're a smart person, but I'm not sure if you're a smart person, and I'm not a smart person. In order to get a beautiful woman to look back at me, I have to do a somersault on the spot. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day and a carefree life!
2. April Fool's Day is really lively, and I hear happy laughter everywhere. The people who are fooled are very skillful, and they are often fooled. The people who are fooled are not annoyed, and they are not afraid to laugh. I wish you a wonderful mood and a happy life everywhere. Happy April Fool's Day!
3. No matter how far away we are, your heart is always the same.
4, in this season full of warmth, to give you my sincere blessings and deep thoughts.
5. With all my joy, I pray for you and wish you peace and happiness in this year.
6. The thoughts of you are day after day, and I can't help but think of this time last year. Every year at this time, we celebrate your festival for you, so every month day I think of you!
7, a kind of people can be born with me, called lovers; there is a kind of people can be thicker than water with me, called relatives; there is also a kind of people were sold by me is still helping to count the money, for example, look at the text message of you, it is called a fool! I wish you a happy holiday!
8, the doctor said: "you have to eat 10,000 tablets of sleeping before going to bed, otherwise you will certainly sleepwalking at night to kill people, or else you may also commit suicide, really, you have to believe ah. April Fool's Day greetings April Fool's Day greetings cell phone text messages
9, we have taken your one-night stand video, if you do not want your wife to know, please be ready to ten thousand yuan cash ransom, or else ...... 10, special advice: the current pinhole camera is becoming increasingly ubiquitous, in order to ensure that your private places are not peeped at, please Dress to bathe, urinating and defecating do not take off your underwear, remember, remember!April Fool's Day Wishes for Your Lover:
1, I would like to be by your side for the rest of my life, to be your quilt in winter and your fan in summer. Happy April Fool's Day!
2. The one who makes furniture is timber, the one who knows poetry is a showman, the one who thinks about money is money, and the one who reads the news is a fool.
3, you angrily rushed into a unit, yelling: here is the Animal Protection Society? Work staff: Yes, may I ask who bullied you?
4, I live to this day has not lied, but today God let me meet you, I can finally open lie: you handsome cool dead.
5, the day you take the knife wildly cut a pig, pig set into a dead end, only to hear the pig kneeling to you beg for mercy: "This is the same root of life, each other too anxious!"
6, a year old eating, drinking, whoring, gambling and pumping, two years old puddle stealing. This person is young and successful, and has a low IQ when he grows up. Knowing that this person is you, you have to insist on seeing it through to the end!
7. You have the face of an angel, the body of a devil, even your farting posture is so beautiful. But in public, can you control the rhythm?
8. Warning: Your bathroom was installed with a pinhole camera three months ago, and the VCD will be mailed to you by special delivery in three days!
9. A bun is thrown to you, and from then on there is a legend, and a hiatus. The legend is called 'The Legend of the Hungry Wolf' and the hiatus is called 'Meat-full son beat the dog has to go without return'!
10, Municipal People's Congress: all cell phone users, because of the delay in the implementation of the one-way charge, please turn off your phone for three days from tomorrow, in order to fight for the National People's Congress that the motion was successfully passed!
April Fool's Day wishes to send a friend:
1, a cricket bet with the pig said: I jumped into the grass you can not see me, the pig said: I want to see it? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking? Happy April Fool's Day!
2, the heart is satisfied to ask you to be a lady, willing to be your servant, the heart is sincere to be your lover, heart to heart to do happy lovers, heart to do happy fools, wife people love, you are my only, pro, happy April Fools' Day!
3, the street beauty idea bubble, as long as she does not sue you; card money out, as long as it does not brush burst; quietly tell the police, luggage loaded with hemp. I'm just happy, not responsible for you to be imprisoned. Happy April Fool's Day.
4, in fact, everyone's heart is in urgent need of "pleasant", granting people "stupid", rather than granting people "pleasant", so this April Fool's Day, I send "pleasant" not to send "stupid", I wish you day to day happiness, month to month pleasure, "pleasant" Happy April Fool's Day!
5, No. 7 Girls' Day, turn the calendar, no Boys' Day, endured! March 8 Women's Day, turn the almanac, no women and men's day, and endured! March 9 Protection of the Mother River Day, the gas to the almanac bombed, no protection of the Father River Day, had to endure again! See April 1, April Fools' Day, you sneered: finally have a holiday of their own. Happy April Fool's Day!
6, Hegel said: the moon is to the earth to create. Materialism says: "I say you are a pig, you are a pig." Materialism says: "Because you are a pig, I say you are a pig." To summarize - you are a pig. Happy April Fool's Day!
7, because someone will deliberately listen to a song, and you for me, but has long been beyond the meaning of a song. Recently, my head is full of you, I really can't help but tell you the name of the song - "Song of the Pig"! Don't think too much, happy April Fool's Day.
8, poor cell phone users, very sorry, because you confirm this message, so infected with April Fool's Day bacteria. The bacteria are now passing through your body at a vigorous pace. Happy April Fool's Day.
9. If happiness is a disease, you can't be saved; if good luck is a crime, you can't be pardoned; if cleverness is evil, you're full of evil; if happiness is tired, you can't bear the burden. On April Fool's Day, if blessings are arrows, you will be pierced by ten thousand arrows!
10, this day festival is very important, you can just come to fool around. I don't want you to go to dinner and give you a gift, so don't ask for it. SMS around the drop call, friendship reminder today to send, do not think joking, April Fool's Day to good intentions to. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!