13-1. Bathroom Day
(Annie looks into the mirror that carefully, shaking her head.)
Annie: These eyes need to be lengthened a bit, the nose needs to be padded, a silicone chin, earlobes in meatier, lips (thinking) what about the lips? I'm not sure how to do it, but I'm not sure how to do it, so I'm not sure. (And think) my mom will not let me in the door how to do? (Outside Cai De shouted: grandma, is it ready?)
Anne (old man accent): heavy grandson, grandmother is old, slow excretion.
Cai De: Then you come out.
Annie: I went out to pull your house ah, hold.
Cai De: I have been held to the neck.
Anne: There is not a head.
Cai De: I came in.
(Cai De said and rushed in, Anne was scared and rushed out, and ran headlong into Changlong, the two of you avoided me, no one can get through)
Changlong: Auntie, I have to pee my pants.
Annie: Ah, I know, just let you guys pee your pants, you will call grandma, give grandma some money to fix your face.
Changlong (peeled off Annie): I have seen the use of trees to cut off the road, the first time to see the use of urine can also cut off the road.
Annie (helpless): cut, afraid of you.
(Changlong pushed the door to go in, only to hear the two people in the bathroom quarrel open)
Cai De: Hey, you can not come in.
Changlong: Your house, move the toilet to your room if you can.
Cai De: I'm in the big one.
Changlong: You lift your ass, I'll pee and go.
Childs: That won't work.
Changlong: It doesn't work right, then your shit doesn't come out.
Cai De: Okay, okay, you hurry up.
Changlong: You think I want to see your butt with shit clamped on it ah, oops, foreigner, you have a big black mole on your butt ah.
Cai De (strange shout): Grandma Zu, get out. (Changlong ran out)
Changlong (to the toilet): should be called grandpa zu. (Cai De also opens the door and comes out) Flash, admire.
Caillard: Hold it back.
Changlong: Then tell it to stay another night, out of the strange cold.
Zaide (rubbing his stomach): so hard.
Annie: It's time to eat. (In addition to the normal breakfast, there is an extra egg for each person)
Changlong: Poor thing, let it have another hot meal.
13-2. Restaurant Day
(Everyone is eating breakfast very fragrantly, only Wang Shine is not moving)
Annie: Brother Shine, eat quickly, your soybean milk fritters, and I've also added an egg today.
Wang Shining (skeptical): It is this egg that I dare not eat.
Annie: flash brother, not the eggs of bird flu, is a good chicken eggs.
Wang Shining: the more you say the more I dare not eat.
Changlong: Eat it while she's on the wrong side of the fence, and wait for her to react to take the eggs away.
Wang Shining: buy a pair of pants can not wait to tear a hole, so that people discount Anne, will give you eggs for nothing, eat it you, take people's hands short, eat people's mouth short.
Sun Yuanyuan: Yeah, eggs can't be counted in the bill.
Annie: Today's breakfast will not be included in the bill.
(Instead, everyone stopped and looked at Annie skeptically)
Annie: Okay, okay, I'll be honest, the director said my face isn't three-dimensional enough to look good on camera.
Changlong: you want to but it when you're sad, treat us hard to a few meals? Go to a barbecue at night, right?
Annie: No problem, provided that my face to the camera.
Sun Yuanyuan: sick not light.
Anne: The layman can see that my face is very sick, Yuan Yuan, the first one, nose, jaw, or ears?
Cai De: ah, I see, you want to plastic surgery, want us to accompany?
Wang Shining: at best, add a chicken shit for you.
Annie: I'm not trying to, I decided to get a facelift, and after all the math, it's just that the money is that much worse.
Changlong (lowered his head is eating fragrant): I support you.
(Everyone puts the eggs down, distant half eaten, Cai De just took a bite and spit it back out, Sun Yuanyuan arrogant expression)
Anne (pointing at Sun Yuanyuan): You're done eating.
Sun Yuanyuan: I ate the eggs, not the money, I'll pay you back.
(Changlong will only react to this, quietly push the egg skin to one side, remote stand up and go out)
Anne: Yao Yao sister, I give you a share of the least .......
distant: Sister does not eat eggs, sister to go to the raw food examiner to go.
Anne (chest): the director gave me that recently to shoot a war-themed drama, is worrying about the male number one .......
Wang Shining (pick up the eggs peeled and eat up): Little Nizi, said ah, I eat the eggs on the street to go to the fate. (Whispering) do not eat for nothing.
Cai De: I am the director, I am afraid of who.
Annie (pouting): Handsome brother, at most I do not use the bathroom is.
Sun Yuanyuan: You are afraid of Annie.
Changlong (strange): then you pee where?
Sun Yuanyuan: not allowed to use the upstairs, it is already tense enough.
Annie: I bring my own potty.
Changlong: Oh, and shit?
Annie: I do not shit, I go to the street.
Sun Yuanyuan: Hey, a girl, pulling the street. (Out)
Anne (shouted at the back of Sun Yuanyuan): With you tube. (To Cai De said) handsome brother, I have to go to the public toilet is not okay?
Sun Yuanyuan (back at the door): As a woman, I feel ashamed for you.
Annie (shouting to the outside): Bitch, chicken thief, unearthed artifacts, mummies.
Sun Yuanyuan (also shouted after a while): egg offset.
13-3. Cai De's Room Night
(Annie gleefully pushed the door of Cai De's room, which didn't open, and due to inertia, Annie hit her nose and squatted down with her nose covered.)
Annie: When you're being used, you don't show up, but when you're being bumped into, you're taller.
Cai De (open the door): What's wrong?
Annie: you usually do not lock the door? For this amount of money ......, I am not not pay you back, stingy foreigners.
Cai De (hurriedly waving his hands): no, no, no, is the old was you bumped into my undress.
(Anne into the house, reaching out, Cai De did not understand)
Anne: money, bring.
Childs: Oh. (Annie snatched the money and left) So borrowing money can be so powerful, China is really a big place, the gods are out.
13-4. Changlong room night
(Annie stood in the doorway of Changlong, discreetly pushed the door first, see the door is not locked, this is to go in, Changlong is checking the money, and just want to hide part of the money, Annie grabbed a hand over)
Changlong (aggravated): this time, I really have to follow the flash of the streets to make a fortune.
Annie: Experiencing more of life is definitely not bad for you. （
Changlong (shouting from behind): Take it easy, don't be unrecognizable, I'm looking for someone to pay me back.
13-5. Wang Shining Room Night
(Annie stood in the empty room and looked around, see the bed piled up old clothes, pick up a, sleeves fell down, and then picked up a, is a pair of shorts, rotten crotch are gone, Annie pinched his nose and threw it back, when the Wang Shining came in)
Wang Shining (pretending to be embarrassed): the family is not solid, see laugh, see laugh.
Annie: Audition tomorrow.
Wang Shining (rushed to the drawer to get money): After the audition, then pay.
Annie (a grabbed the money): bring you. (Out, and turned his head and said) By the way, my mom wants to know that I go to plastic surgery, must be me again, so, accompanied by your contributors are responsible for.
Wang Shining: I want to audition, ask them to go.
Anne: You think the audition must let you play it, and their work is also done by you.
Wang Shining: Hey, the big wind and big waves brother have broken through, a small mud ditch capsized.
13-6. Wang Shining room day
(Changlong, Wang Shining, Cai De)
Cai De: Have something to say quickly, I'm waiting to return the book to go.
Shiny Wang: Is it important to return the book? Or is it important to get Annie to pay you back?
Changlong: Annie does not do plastic surgery, thank God, my evening meal.
Wang Shine: How did I end up living with such a bunch of uneducated people.
Changlong: You're the one who said Annie doesn't do plastic surgery anymore.
Wang Shining: which part of you heard me say that?
Changlong (whispering): Which ears?
Wang Shining: I was completely defeated.
Cai De: I'm leaving? （
Wang Shining: Sit down. (Cai De was so scared that he hurriedly sat down)
Cai De: You just let me out, I will go to the embassy to complain .......
Changlong: It's good to be a foreigner, but you can still find a place to talk about your suffering.
蔡尔德：不是述苦，是抗议，太欺负人，抢钱的比被抢的厉害，求人的比被求的厉害。
Changlong: Take me with you and say I am your cousin.
Wang Shining: the table's also a little too far. I thought about it, there is only one way ...... to get Annie to give us our money back. (Selling)
Changlong (stood up): foreigner, go to the embassy.
Wang Shining: let him not do cosmetic surgery.
Changlong: Are you her mom? Or her mom? I suddenly remembered that she does not have a father.
Wang Shining: the approach is very simple, the effect works.
Cai De: What way?
Wang Shining: the veteran, a top two.
Changlong: Just you?
Wang Shining (shaking his head): huh? （
Wang Shining (shaking his head): Hmm? (This time it is Changlong's turn to shake his head, Wang Shining with two hands to stabilize Changlong's head) This is not a rattle, the brain remote into the pulp, this program one, program two, no one to complete.
13-7. restaurant night
(Annie eating, Changlong gulped saliva in the side to see)
Changlong: Annie sister, is it good to eat, I ran all the way to the fast, afraid of cold, this thing is delicious while hot.
Annie (eating well): delicious, delicious.
Changlong: I taste it? (Anne hurriedly put the last piece into her mouth, stretching her neck to swallow) Choke you, (see hiding Wang Shining is making gestures) ah, I mean, eat slowly, do not choke. (Annie wiped her mouth and looked at Changlong)
Annie: Say it?
Changlong (surprised): ah?
Anne (getting up): I'm going to bed early to get my strength up for the execution tomorrow.
Changlong: Annie sister, you do not rush to sleep, you first look at me.
Annie: I've been looking at you for four and a half years, and I haven't seen you grow a horn out.
Changlong: You take a close look at my features, my nose .......
Annie: Your nose is so big, are you talking nonsense?
Changlong: Well, I'm going out on a limb today. Look at my small eyes, single eyelid, thin mouth, big nose, fleshy ears, and, my fingers are still not straight. My mom has generated me like this, I have not complained, you look at you, already race fairy, but also plastic surgery.
Anne: It's really ugly, but they won't be looked down upon if they live together. See you tomorrow at the hospital, do not be late. (Changlong failed expression)
Changlong (call): flash, flash, the first program failed, start the second program.
13-8. Sun Yuan Yuan's Room Day
(Changlong, Sun Yuan Yuan)
Changlong (begging): Sister Yuan Yuan, Sister Yuan.
Sun Yuanyuan: Do you call everyone sister?
Changlong: No, the men are called brother. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to.
Sun Yuanyuan: not I do not help you, when I was a child, my cousin lived in our home, I have nothing to fan her face to play, her mother thought that picky eaters cousin in our home to eat fat it, the old sent her to our home until later, as long as the mention of my name, my cousin on the "seizure", which no longer come.
Changlong: poor cousin, you can now take advantage of this opportunity and cousin to ease and ease.
Sun Yuanyuan: this life is afraid that it is not possible, I grew a prickly monkey on my hand some time ago, I want her to cut me off, who knows that a meeting, but not yet had time to open her mouth, she was lying on the ground to draw away.
Changlong: poor to the home of the cousin, or so, you do not have to see her face, call her to talk about the situation, I went to the hospital to find her.
Sun Yuanyuan (thought): This is you, change anyone do not want me to make this call. (Changlong made a bow) Hey, cousin ......, I am Yuan Yuan ......, (no sound, only the sound of someone falling to the ground, a male voice outside the picture: Hey, where are you? She's foaming at the mouth and unconscious.) Call 120. (Voice-over: I'm 120.) Then don't rush to resuscitate. (Voice-over: What about you?) I'm not going to die for a while. (Hang up the phone)
13-9. a hospital corridor day
(Annie, Wang Shining sitting on a stool, sitting across from an ugly woman, is picking boogers, Annie disgusted at)
Wang Shining: look at the one who is picking boogers.
Anne: I'm looking at it.
Wang Shining: Only if you look like that, you need to come to the hospital to do plastic surgery.
Annie: You don't need to do it if you look like that.
(At this time, the door of the ward was opened, and a heavily armed "white coat" came out)
White coat: Shi Fanfan, who called Shi Fanfan?
The booger girl (standing up): Me.
White coat: come in. (Voice from the door) Take off your clothes and shoes.
(Anne is nervous, her hand involuntarily pulls on Shiny Wang, who is pleased)
13-10. Inside the ward Day
(The white lab coat closes the door, only to see Changlong and Cai De standing behind the door, both of whom are also wearing white coveralls)
The white lab coat (speaking to Changlong and Cai De): you two can go out now.
Changlong: Sister Yuan Yuan said .......
The white coat (hurriedly waved his hands): good, good, good, put on the mask, face to the wall, stand in place is not allowed to move. (Two people according to do)
The white coat (said to Shi Fanfan): clothes off, said half a day how to still wear the Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, (Shi Fanfan pointed to Changlong, Cai De) they are here to internship, you think that I was born to carry the knife to cut the meat, ah, I do not know how much I do not want to see the things that are only practiced to become this dancing knife and gun kung fu, (said Shi Fanfan) face to the wall.
Changlong: face to the wall.
The white coat: not that you.
Changlong: Oh. (Face twisted again)
(The original Shi Fanfan back grew a small sarcoma, the white coats are laying towels, disinfection, Changlong had an idea, shouted at the door)
Changlong (pretending to be the voice of the pain): Ouch, ouch, doctor, mama -.
13-11. Hospital Corridor Day
Annie (asking Shiny Wang): Wasn't the one who just went in a woman? How come it's a man's voice?
Wang Shining: pain in the voice. （
13-12. Inside the hospital room, day
Cai De: The voice is not right?
Changlong: You come, you come.
Cai De (pinching his throat): Holy shit.
13-13. hospital corridor Day
Annie (nervous): Shem, what's that sound?
Wang Shining: the pain broke the sound, it was horrible. (whispered curses): pig-headed his mother. (said to Annie) This is a hospital? Or is it a slaughterhouse?
13-14. Inside the hospital room, day
Cai De: Or you shout.
CHANGLONG: Know how pigs die?
Zaide: No?
White coat (yelling): stupid dead, get out.
(Shi Fanfan cape surgical towel, jumped out of bed, fleeing)
13-15. hospital corridor day
Shi Fanfan (open the door and ran out): I do not do, I do not do.
(Only heard the voice of the "white coat" in the ward: Annie, Annie come in)
Annie (stood up and ran): I don't want to do it.
(At this time, Changlong and Cai De came out from the ward, and gave a thumbs-up to Wang Shining. The "white coat" shouted in the room: Sun Yuanyuan, I'm not finished with you. "(There's a thud)
Episode 13 End
Episode 14 Casting
CHARACTERS: Changlong, Wang Shining, Sun Yuanyuan, Tsai De, Anne, Yuan Yuan, Director - Male
14-1. LIVING ROOM NIGHT
(Changlong, Shiny Wang, Yuan Yuan, Cai De, Sun Yuan Yuan, Changlong pushes Cai De aside and pulls a pillow from under Cai De's buttocks and ends up with it in his hand)
CHANGLONG: I'm a shopkeeper now, I'm coming over here to serve you guys, and you (pointing to Shiny Wang) are playing the role of the rogue .......
Wang Shining: I want to play Hong Changqing, Dong Cunrui.
Changlong: flash brother, this is the Qing dynasty theater.
Wang Shining: no matter, only through the addiction to the theater, and do not let the camera, but also not play a hero.
Changlong: flash brother, I am not a director .......
Wang Shining: then you blindly assigned roles. (Pointing to distant) You, play Sun Erniang. (At this time Sun Yuanyuan returned, Wang Shining whispered) really Sun Erniang came back. You (pointing to Cai De), play Wu Er Lang. (Pointing to Changlong) You .......
Changlong: Sister Yuanyuan .......
Sun Yuanyuan: Stop, I can be three months younger than you. (Said up the stairs) As soon as you shouted sister Yuan Yuan, I will have bad luck. (A stumble, fell on the stairs, holding his legs) Ouch. (Changlong ran over to me) Don't call me "Sis." (Changlong stood still.) Don't help me up. (Changlong at a loss)
Changlong: Good, Yuan Yuan .......
Sun Yuanyuan: brother Long.
Changlong (flattered): How can it be good, Yuan Yuan sister.
Sun Yuanyuan (another fall): Ouch, my legs, you will not change a place, time and then called, the old fall me this one place, mama, it hurts me.
Changlong: Nanjing to Beijing, sister is the official name.
Sun Yuanyuan: also called.
Changlong: and did not mention your name, this house sister.
(distant walk over, foot slip fell on Sun Yuanyuan, two at the same time screaming, everyone rushed to pull)
Sun Yuanyuan (crying): only from you called Yuanyuan sister, "epileptic" on the lawsuit against me, mom and dad also sent over a "knock hammer". ", from my memory since these two have not been so united; classes are always called up by the teacher to answer questions, the key is to ask the question even heard of; classmates like the plague avoid me .......
distant (also cried): a good interview, "I'm not nervous" what? Waiting not anxious to cook to be "examiner" ate who is not afraid of ah; even people dare to whistle to me, sister are so, I kicked not dead you.
Wang flash: Well, not just a fall, (said also emotional, "wow" crying) you there is a fart, I can come to this world is a miracle, and now is not a person to eat the whole family is not hungry, in addition to a few students to give me a little rations, but also the boss reluctant ... ... ....
Cai De: I also want to cry .......
Changlong: it's my turn, foreigner, you row behind me .......
Zaide: Why?
Changlong: Everything has to have an order, the car has a lane, the dog has a dog hole, or else what do you need the Constitution for?
The remote: not just cry? The first and second are not the same.
Changlong: not the same, when you cry, I'm here to hold the line.
Cai De: Why should I line up behind you?
Changlong: said you have a short evolutionary time, but do not recognize, seniority, first come first served understand? This is the long history of the great nation of the thick, do not understand, then, I carefully tell you to listen to ah, I have to wait for them to finish crying I then cry, because I am younger than them, to be ranked behind the senior .......
Cai De: my age than you?
Changlong: the previous said is the seniority, you and I is the relationship between the first to come first, I came to this country before you, OK. so I am more than you, I have the right to prioritize the right to cry.
Cai De (holding his head): I fainted.
(Others are not crying, froze looking at Changlong, Cai De made a gesture to indicate that Changlong can cry, Changlong began to brew emotions, very strong squeeze eyes)
Changlong: all do not froze ah, just now the atmosphere of the more good, I shouted one or two, all then cry .......
Cai De (open mouth fake cry): ah -.
Changlong: said that you do not have enough time to evolve to change human form, right, but also do not recognize ....... (Everyone dispersed, Changlong anxious) all do not go ah, I have not cried it. (See Cai De has not yet gone) Why do you not go?
Cai De: You hold my pillow.
(Changlong put the pillow on the face of miso, handed to Cai De)
Cai De: This is my butt pillow.
(Changlong flabbergasted, do not know what to do, then Anne came back, Changlong ran up to hold Anne shook hard, and squeezed tears)
Changlong (dry howl): Anne sis, you have to do for me ah .......
Annie: Who bullied us Long Di, say it sister to give you out of anger.
Changlong: I'm not easy to take a drama, want to practice at home first, they do not give me a ride, but also do not let me cry.
Anne; outrageous, tube heaven and earth, but also managed to pull ......, but also managed to cry heaven and earth, (patted Changlong) let sister put down the bag. (Annie put down the bag, sitting upright on the sofa to greet Changlong) Well, cry.
Cai De (looking at the scene): I'm dizzy again.
Changlong: How am I supposed to cry when I don't even have an aura?
Annie: Wait a minute, ah, sis build you one. (Anne began to brew emotions, not long after Anne began to sob) The director of a scene let me shoot one or two dozen times, the sun is crying out .......
Changlong (comforting): Today is cloudy.
Annie (crying): I thought I cried the sun away, but yesterday's weather forecast was a smiling sun ah?
Changlong (consoling): the weather forecast specializes in painting crying faces as smiley faces, and smiley faces as crying faces, so that you are always in a good mood, happy to see a smiley face, happy to see a crying face the next day.
Annie (crying): They don't mind the trouble. What's even more irritating is what the director said when he wrapped up .......
Changlong: said what?
Annie: Just go with the first one. (Changlong wrapped his arm around Anne's bladder to comfort)
Changlong: Well, Sister Anne, Lundy gave you out of breath.
Annie: I want to kill all the directors in the world.
Childs (shivering aside): I'm sure I'll be the first to be killed.
Anne (pointing at Childs): Here's a ready-made one. (Changlong stood up and walked towards Cai De, Cai De was so scared that he rushed back to the house and locked the door, at which time Anne wiped her tears and stood up) much more comfortable, tomorrow my morning scene, do not accompany you to chat blindly, my hurry to wash and sleep.
Changlong: not kill the director?
Annie: Kill the director? Why kill the director? Kill the director you give money?
(Annie went back to the room, leaving Changlong standing in place, Cai De sticking out his head)
Cai De (asked Changlong): dizzy or not?
14-2. A movie set day
Director (shouting): Stop, stop, stop. (beckoning) Changlong, come here.
Changlong (running over): Director.
Changlong: My stage is not enough for them to cry, "sheep madness", "whistling", "the whole family is not hungry", "eat raw I haven't practiced anything like "goat crazy", "whistling", "family not hungry", "eating the examiner alive", "killing the director", and so on. (The director looked at Changlong in confusion, and Changlong hurriedly waved his hand) Not to kill you.
The director (shouting off-camera): Assistant, go get a tape and fix Changlong's hand to the plate. (Looking at Changlong) What's the mess?