NO1, the king of the dragon does not recognize the water god's temple rushes itself
NO2, the king of the dragon's hat Dao'er
NO3, the king of the dragon's hat baby bumps
NO4, the king of the dragon's hat pleats too much
NO5, the king of the dragon's warriors shrimp soldiers and crab generals
NO6, the king of the dragon manages the land is too wide
NO7, The Dragon King sends troops to discuss the river god who doesn't know his own family
NO8, The Dragon King loses his temper and makes waves
NO9, The Dragon King loses his temper and overturns the river
NO10, The Dragon King leans on the side of the river to make sure that people will be victorious
NO11, The Dragon King leans on the side of the river to make sure that people will be victorious
NO12, The Dragon King's temple poncho makes it windy and rains well
NO13, The Dragon King's temple is a godly place
NO14, the Dragon King's temple is the wrong door to sell water
NO15, the Dragon King's temple is out of control
NO16, the dragon's beard is fried with leeks in a mess
NO17, the dragon lanterns are good to play with the head
NO18, the dragon lanterns' brains are played with
NO19, the dragon's (lanterns) whiskers are not cared for.
NO20, the dragon altar to take off on the billet can not get
NO21, the dragon gate formation lack of people can not be set up
NO22, Longmen Grottoes in the statue of the Buddha honest (stone) people
NO23, Longmen Grottoes in the statue of Buddha leaning on the mountain hard
NO24, dragons trapped in the sandy beach powerful nowhere to make
NO25, dragons trapped in the fishpond to extend the
NO26, the dragon stuck in the fish pond can not be opened
NO27, the tail of the dragon on the shrimp mixed with the sky
NO28, the dragon on the back of the tea kettle a good mouth
NO29, the dragon on the back of the tea kettle mouth up
NO30, the dragon ran snake scurrying each have their own calculations
NO31, the dragon's robe as a Demoiselle white spoiled!
NO32, the dragon laying eggs rare
NO33, the dragon line rain this job
NO34, the dragon bead follows the dragon tail to turn the wrong way
NO35, the dragon on the beach powerful nowhere to make
NO36, dragons and tigers will have a fight will have a wound
NO37, the dragon to eat the water of a thousand rivers are not everywhere
NO38, the dragon boat loaded with dung stinks
NO39, the dragon boat loaded with dung is not a good place to go. NO38, the dragon boat loaded with feces is notorious
NO39, the dragon head does not pull pull the tail of the horse force is not the right way
NO40, Liu Bei three on the Crouching Dragon Gang on you Zhu Geliang
NO41, donkey head inserted into the dragon's horns four unlike
NO42, sacks do not make the dragon robe piece of material
NO43, the mother of the three Meng Meng hope that the son of a dragon
NO44, against the water plugging the dragon
p> NO44: Struggling to get to the top of the dragon boat against the current
NO45: Waving the flag and shouting
NO46: Plugging up the ears and not talking and pretending to be a mute dragon
NO47: She Taijun's dragon head staff can't be bought with money
NO48: The big dragon can't be made to do anything
NO49: The water is spreading out to the dragon king who has to take care of himself
NO50: The flooding of the dragon king is not a good idea. > NO50: Flooding the Dragon King's Temple, the family does not recognize the family
NO51: Emperor Yang traveled to the south of the Yangtze River, sitting in a dragon boat and pulling a fiber
NO52: The Dragon King of the Four Seas is all water
NO53: Sun Monkey made a fuss in the Crystal Palace, forcing the Dragon King to offer his treasures
NO54: Fleas turn into imposters of the Dragon Seed
NO55: The Yellow Dragon Reservoir has been a frequent solution to the Dragon King's problems. Huanglongshuo frequent years do not solve the soldiers
NO56, not grass in the head to hide the dragon body farmers out of talent
NO57, the dragon wood tie broomstick pity material
NO58, transplanted longan tree branches and leaves do not grow scenic
NO59, a dragon to rule the water rain more
NO60, a dragon to rule the water more rain (Yu)
NO61
The monkey hiatus is a special form of language created by the Chinese working people since ancient times in the practice of life, let's take a look at the following hiatus about the monkey!
Monkey hiatus
Monkey climbed to the top of the tree
Monkey's ass can't sit still
Monkey's ass is red since
Monkey's ass is restless with thistles
Monkey take a mallet and swing it around
Monkey king is fighting in the palace of heaven
Monkey wears gloves and is hairy
Monkey picks up the ginger to eat and not to throw it away
Monkey picks up the ginger to eat and not to throw it away
Monkey picks up the ginger to eat and not to throw it away.
A monkey sings a big opera
A monkey steals a yellow willow at his own peril
A monkey doesn't go up a tree and hits the gong a few more times
A monkey gets the moon for nothing
A monkey eats a walnut and it all goes wrong
A monkey draws a bow in a bad way
A monkey does a little boxing
A monkey hugs a watermelon and misses the whole thing. A monkey climbs up a cherry tree and eats the food
A monkey wears eyes and pretends to be a gentleman
A monkey rides a tiger and comes down
A monkey wears clothes and pretends to be a good man
A monkey wears a golden crown and pretends to be a man
A monkey climbs up a flagpole and stands tall
A monkey does a handstand and his tail goes up
A monkey pulls a pear over a cow
A monkey pulls a pear over a bull
A monkey pulls a bow and his tail goes up
A monkey pulls a pear over a cow and his tail goes up
A monkey eats a chili pepper and scratches its ear
A monkey steals a pumpkin and climbs up and down
A monkey rides a rocket far and wide
A monkey looks at an orchard and rejoices
A monkey climbs a bamboo pole and jumps up and down
A monkey plays with a big knife and cuts it
A monkey looks in a mirror and forgets to look at the mirror
Hysterical words_. Classic HysteriaHysteria_Classic Hysteria
The Book of Hysteria and Answers I
1, the big girl to give birth to the first child to be pregnant2, chickens wearing coats and dogs wearing hats, clothes and animals
3, to pay back the money and live
4, the western mountain sun down running water is a strange thing
5, across the mountain to shoot a tiger all by hard bow (Gong)
6, Gryllotalpa eat crops under the ground activities
7, the turtle pack watermelon rolling roll, crawl crawl
8, bitter water soaked large apricot kernel bitter kernel (people)
9, the old fat pig on the abattoir to get the knife goods
10, wooden brain melon by the knife do not remember the pain
11, the cold stream over the warm current cold tide hot wind (cynical)
12, Ducks to catch the camel is far; far worse
13, holding books to ride donkeys to see
14, the police dog's nose a really sharp (treacherous)
15, iron fork brushing the teeth of the hard to find dregs (turnoff)
16, July in the lotus flowers fresh
17, two cows to fight the top of the hard
18, the actors are introduced on the stage
19, pointing to the Yellow River, the Yellow River is the most important place in the world to see a lot of people.
19, the bull is a horse; self-deception
20, glass socks glass shoes famous corner (Ming feet)
21, the grass on the hill is hard
22, donkey-head and horse-face road goods
23, back of the mountain stone dead unenlightened
24, the crooked mouth to tell the story of the slant (evil) say
25, to lend
26, the ball on a knife deflated; hard not to get up
27, full of sores, body and soul
28, "Hundred Surnames" less than the second last name of the lack of money
29, thunderbolts in the clear sky and shocking
30, woodpecker chiseling wood beak is powerful
31, the stone falling into the water down more and more powerful
31, the stone falling into the water, more and more
32, the dew on the tip of the grass does not last long; can not be retained
33, the boss of the lazy old man, the second hard not to do, two or no
34, the stone lion drowning in rice soup drops of water does not go in
35, Yang Bailao New Year's Eve dodge
36, the hair strands hanging bells a thousand times close
37, scabies problem on the head of the people
38, the iron can hit the head, the iron cans, and the thunder is not a good thing
38, the iron cans, and the iron cans, the iron cans and the iron cans. p> 38, tin cans hit the glass bottle has a mouth without heart, empty voice
39, drive the car without a whip light patting the horse's buttocks
40, the hungry dog fell into the pit full of a meal; just
41, the tip of the knife on the betting on the life of a short time; not long
42, the Dragon King hilarious rise
43, Guanyin, the goddess of Mercy, sedan chair rely on the crowd lifting
44, the dog bites the bottle, the dog is not a good thing
45, the dog is not a good thing
44, the dog bite butt gnawing butt (sure); a bite butt (fixed)
45, hanging on the branches of the group of fish a four-legged no support
46, carp jump Dragon Gate touch of luck, the value of a hundred times
47, the sea fish a few waves
48, elevator failure up and down; up and down for the difficult
49, weasel born rats generation is not as good as
50, weasel worship the moon to play God
51, the mouse on the potter's bench familiar with the road
52, eat into the wolf's mouth of mutton spit out
53, the two pockmarked marriage ideas quite a lot
54, the nose is big to the mouth of the pressure to the mouth is difficult to open; the mouth is difficult to open: not good to open the mouth
55, the mouth to eat Huanglian bitter in mind
56, Wu Dalang, a man with a big nose, a man with a big nose, a man with a big mouth.56, Wu Dailang play ducks do not know what Wu
57, June to do the cotton jacket early preparation
58, open the radio to listen to the opera heard invisible; heard the sound of the people
59, thirty nights looking forward to the moon did not have a hope
Hysterical Chinese idioms and answers to the second
60, the caller string street poor stroll 61, guards on the city tower68, the bamboo grows in a long way
69, the sky is as black as the crows
70, the bats are happy at night
71, the waves in the sea are magnificent
72, the chicken on the ridge is not easy to catch
73, the tiger's butt can not be touched
74, Zhuge Liang with the empty city plan must be
75, the East Ocean, the sea is the only place that can be used for the purpose of the "Battle of the Birds"
76, the Battle of the Birds is the only place where the Battle of the Birds can be held.
75, the yellow sand in the East China Sea can not withstand the waves to grind
76, the old toothless drinking rice toothless (shame) nasty
77, holding the intestines and hanging the belly to rest assured
78, back to walk with a ha-ha mirror is not afraid of posterity to see the laugh
79, castrated rooster does not crow (mention)
80, crows dressed up as a peacock is not incongruous
81, the cabin of the airplane is a good idea.
81, the aircraft cabin out of a palm to the master
82, the hall of the old antique furnishings
83, which mountains sing which mountain song to which said that
84, Cixi under the Guangxu Emperor has a job without power
85, all day long tea and rice is not eaten
86, Mr. Nanguo blowing yu will not be able to pretend to be; indiscriminate
86, Mr. Nanguo blowing yu will not be; indiscriminate
87, buy a trumpet is not the same, but it is not a good idea to buy a horn
88, the first time I have seen this, it is a good idea.
87, buy a speaker is not airtight solid heart eyes
88, the master of hell look in the mirror a ghost; ghostly
89, it's not too late to mend
90, the ship leaks water there is no exit; there is no return
91, the doorway to look at the street narrow vision
92, love to buy red and green color pigment greed
93, the scorpion has a long tail full of poisonous water The scorpion with a long tail is full of poisonous water
94, the duo on the stage to sing one and
95, eating lick the side of the bowl of the poor phase; miserly
96, boatmen rent a boat to swim in the West Lake rowing
97, empty-handed catching the mountain bungee one is not a good catch (get)
98, department stores buy and sell pick-and-choose
99, the duck's
100, Dongshi xiu knitting knitting raw set
101, holding dry wood to put out the fire to help down
102, writing out of the frame is not in the line
103, glass lantern outside the bright
104, meet the Queen Mother called the great aunt climbed the high relatives
105, hidden in the corner of the door of the dark Zhu Geliang
105, the king's wife, the king's wife and the king's son, the king's son, the king's son and the king's son, the king's son and the king's son.
106, the house sparrow into a phoenix more and more beautiful
107, the leaves fall down to cover the head carefully and excessively; excessively careful
108, the rivets on the iron plate did not run
109, straw loaded with pillows and straw bales
110, the turtle laughed at the tortoise can not see their own ugly
111, the cypress on the high mountains, the pine, the pine, the pine, the pine and the pine. 111, the pines and cypresses on the mountains are always green
112, the grass hides the dragon's body in the farmers' home out of talent
113, the camel walks with his head held high; step by step
114, the belly of the rhombus is real
115, the grain grows sorghum in the field of the tip of the head; out of the head of the people
116, the bicycle flat tire air collapse; the gas is blown up:
117, lost in the primitive forest can not distinguish between east and west, south and north
118, footsteps on the staircase boards step by step
119, jumping to the Yellow River with eyes open to the end of the road
120, under the bed to raise the axe is not powerful to be used
121, watermelon is difficult to choose between the skin of the goods
122, mad dog eating the sun does not know the sky
122, mad dog eating sun does not know the sky
123, the sun is not a good thing. know the sky and the earth
123, eat dates do not spit out the core of the swallowed dates
124, sandalwood as a toilet Qu material (only)
125, Lou A rat asked Gua Gua to be a thief
126, the sheep called the wolf Baa Baa Baa (slowly slow)
127, cobblestones cushion wall base is not a stable position; unstable; the root of the unstable; the foundation of the unsecure
128, Vajra, the diamond, is not a good foundation
128, the diamond, is not a good foundation 128, the diamond, is not a good foundation 128, the diamond, is not a good foundation128, diamond diamond scratch tofu profound
129, Cao Cao only talent is the move
130, filial piety son eat tofu inside and outside are white
131, Lu Ban frowning do not have a craftsmanship
132, the doll fish on the tree to the left and right to see the not like to enter
133, dreaming of swallowing elephants ambitious; ambition is too large
134, Zao Wang Wang to the sky sentence truth
135, belong to the rose thorns
136, dog mouth throw bones to throw their favorite
137, Manga toad want to eat swan meat delusional; whimsical
138, the lid of the pot to do the bellows by the heat of the air by the cold
139, red-eyed rats out of the oil basin to eat outside
140, turnips touch three times, the turnip is not the same as the other three
p> 140, turnips touch the three nine days to freeze (move) heart
141, the urgent need for stamps without delay
142, eyebrows on fire red eyes
143, the patient into the coffin is irredeemable
144, tied to the line of grasshoppers can not run
145, the Pacific Ocean moving over the sea
146, the horse cage head to the cow to wear a raw
146, the horse cage head to the cow to wear a raw
146 Hilarious hiatus_classical hiatus
The hiatus of the whole and the answer a
1, the doctor shook his head - no rule of law2, kill the chicken cut gall - asking for suffering
3, see the cat as a tiger - a big surprise
3, the cat as a tiger - a big surprise
4, the mouth swallowed a hairy apricot - sour heart
5, donkey gnawing stone mill - hard mouth
6, hanging on the wall of the Kuixing
7, the shadow on the water - noble
8, sandalwood fire tube - death also do not pass
9, the bride Covered head - do not give face
10, the goose head mounted on the duck neck - unlike
11, greedy cat eating mice - eaten alive
12, the Jade Emperor married the landlady - shocking
13, embroidery on the glass - a waste of effort; waste of effort; waste of work
14, eating the Huanglian grew -
15, eel fighting loach - slippery head to slippery head
16, the two widows fall in tears - do not say all clear
17, riding a horse to the Tianshan Mountain
18, the heart stuffed with a mass of hemp - a mess
19, Confucius's article - the classics
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21. The old cow fell into the deep mire - can not be extricated
22. Whose light
23, propaganda car show programs - singing and dancing
24, tigress ground snake - can not be messed with
25, Yama's ladder a ghost on
26, the stage to speak
27, the steel hammer smashed anvil - hard contact
28, the wrong posting of the god of the door - the reverse face (turned face)
29, the rich man's dog - recognize the rich but not the poor
30, head on the top of the long eyes - the eye of the sky; no one else
31, belonging to the abacus bead - - dial a dial, a move; do not dial not move; with people fiddling
32, anxious to eat hot tofu - to be cold
33, took the scales and forgot to weigh - do not know the importance
34, the gold pot of water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water, the water. p> 34, the gold basin hit the water silver basin loaded - round bright (forgive)
35, the little sun at home - the only child
36, fireflies fighting - -Ming to Ming
37, the eggs teach the hen - outrageous
38, the camel died and turned into a donkey - did not pack enough
39, pebbles put in the henhouse
40, the showman's room - all the book (lose)
41, the turtledove in the grass - do not know the spring and autumn
42, Monkey face - said to change
43, pebbles fell into the toilet - stinky and hard
44, on behalf of others to write a love letter - not the heart
45, half a cloud of grass growing in the air - unprecedented
46, the old sow peeing nest - self-inflicted
47, swallow's tail - forked split (things diverge or deviate); two forks
48, toad wants to fly - not the material of the sky
49, the stage to worship heaven and earth - a moment of pain
50, peeled sorghum stalks into a bachelor
51, the crows sing the tune of the eyebrow - sounds wrong
52, clever lies - fortune-telling
53, two hundred dollars a pair of Ula- - cheap leather (shameless)
54, the stars in the sky on the ground bench feet - countless (Bai)
55, fishing nets to catch shrimp - white Zhangluo
56, the goose swallowed Chicken head - jammed
57, camel neck crane legs - each has its own strengths
58, catching sparrows in the middle of the night - pulling out the nest
59, drinking cold water in winter - cool through the heart
Hysteria Book and Answers II
60, rotten persimmons fall to the ground - soft into a puddle61, cabbage leaves poured feces - no piece of clean
62, cabbage leaves poured feces - no piece of clean
62, the fog in the photo - route is not clear
63, the chess match - not comparable
64, the chair folded back
65, the rat stole the scales - iron theft (upside down)
66, the horse put South Mountain, the knife and gun into the library - peace in the world
< p> 67, the train out of the platform - walk right, walk straight; the more you run the more joy68, the third button on the shirt - stick skin to flesh is not sweet
69, a day and a night change twice -
70, the spine pack Huanglian - back (sad) bitter
71, tofu ears - love to listen to slander
72, the fish eagle to catch fish
73, the cobra opened its mouth - release poison
74, the tip of the knife boxing - can not stand
75, The ship sailed before buying tickets - missed the opportunity
76, the cat guards the mouse hole - not moving; dead and so on
77, a long drought meets the rain - timely; happy people
78, the family lost the mill - no push
79, tile pots and adobe - wear the goods
80, the lawsuit to the court - - each with his own word
81, Confucius with a belt knife - both literary and martial arts
82, the Yellow River can not control the Yangtze River - each cared for each
83, glass bottles filled with boiled water
84, the parasite in the stomach - know the inside
85, melon field planting sugar cane - from the head to the bottom of the sweet
86, one hand to cover the other, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand, the other hand to cover the other hand.
86, a hand to cover the face - alone
87, climbing dangerous peaks at night - life and death
88, planting does not grow seedlings - bad seeds
89, the stool turned over - four feet to the sky
90, the night owl reported good news - bad reputation; no thing
91, June clouds - - elusive
92, the sun out of the bottom of the well - deep clear (love)
93, Jia Island into the door of the monks - nudging
94, the fellow of the salt factory
95, everyone sings the same tune - unison
96, the rice sieve blocking the door of the room - mindfulness; mindfulness quite a lot of
97. The front foot is not far from the back foot - tightly connected
98. The sheep herder picks up firewood - piggyback
99. The bat with chicken feathers stuck in it - what kind of bird are you
99.
The Complete List of Hysterical Words and Answers III
100, belonging to the night owls - poor call
101, shaking his head and eating plums -
102, Tiananmen flag-raising - the sun came out
103, wooden glasses - can not see through
104, thatched toilet to eat oil cake
105, inch big words, big grid - grid
106, melon field picking melon - picking eyes
107, rolling pin inserted
108, ants gnawing on the trunk of the elephant - do not know the big body
109, head on the brush glue - confused
< p> 110, horseback acrobatics - the art of high boldness111, rest and rest again - afterword
112, bamboo basket hit water -
113, turnip greens - each to his own
114, soccer players - no hands (guard)
115, the temperament of tai chi - - soft and rigid
116, next door ringing bells - heard the sound of woo (name), did not see the person
117, the tide of the Qiantang River - to see the rise
118, the Jade Emperor The sky turns upside down
119, magpies fall all over the trees, crows fly all over the mountains - good or bad luck is uncertain
120, two bitter gourds and a vine - the bitter In a piece of
121, the face of the playwright - to cry, to cry, to laugh, to laugh
122, rolling pin rose to the clouds and sky a slander (flying stick)
123, ate leftovers to think of ideas - the light of bad ideas
124, a public official, a public official, a public servant, a public official, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant, a public servant p>
124, public **** toilet throw bomb - provoked public feces (indignation)
125, needle picking Huanglian - sarcasm
126, riding a horse on the log bridge -
127, cut open the cocoon pasted on the eyes - full of silk (private)
128, sweat hairs on the human body - countless
129, watermelon Landing - rolling watermelon
130, the body of a leech a soft bone
131, the wildcat into the mansion - nothing does not come
132, drink raw water, take the stolen money - - sooner or later is a disease
133, cooked rice uncovered - gas
134, dreaming of swimming in space - want to get into the wrong (Feifei Fei)
135, the shadow of the people walking away --- not to leave a single step
136, hair engraved on the hair of the ladies --- into the fine into the subtle
137, dusk to the edge of the cliff --- sunset
138, boiled duck - the mouth is still hard
139, the movie on the train - we'll see
140, shoulders on the beam - the pressure on the frame (can not bear). -Pressing the frame (can not bear)
141, ten finger sores - poisonous hand
142, the mouse wearing glasses - no nose
143, the stove king reached out
144, flies fly into the bull's eye - looking for tears (tired) to eat
145, gourd selling medicine - I do not know what the name
146, flies fly into the bull's eye - looking for tears (tired) to eat
146, rooster crowing at the microphone - chirping (name) is not low
147, carrying a millstone across the river - a thankless task
148, the mouse climbed incense burner -touched a nose
149, Pangu's axe - open the sky and split (open) the earth
150, dreaming to be the emperor - fast living not long