What? You want to politely disperse the square dance moms?
This ........ Are you out of your mind! Square dancing amazons are so thick-skinned, and just like Chen Hao Nan in a kooky movie, they are tough enough, righteous, and have many brothers, and you want to politely disperse them? Are you an academician graduate of Lanxiang Excavator University's School of Urban Management? You city management dispersal of small vendors are punched and kicked, how come these square dance amazons do not dare to hand? Actually want to be polite dispersal! This is not picking the soft persimmon pinch! This is not oppressing the good people!
But you also know that your little salary is not enough to beat up the amazons, showing that you are not stupid!
Since you've come to me in pity to ask for advice on this thorny issue, and since it's a beautiful sunny day and I'm in a good mood, let me teach you a few tricks!
The first move: a supermarket newly opened, fruits and vegetables household goods are half price!
When you see that group of square dance moms in that listen to the most dazzling national wind jumping, you will deliberately change a civil suit, and then learn a foreign accent to find these moms to ask for directions! (It's best to look for the leader of the dance, because she can respond to a hundred calls.) You ask: "Sister, I would like to ask how to get to XX Supermarket? I heard my hometown that this supermarket is newly opened, what eggs and cabbage are half price, I want to go to buy two bottles of shampoo, in the construction site work ash can be more, a day does not wash your hair can be difficult ...........
This time, the leader of the dance will definitely turn off the music, let you say it again, and then this group of women will pull the shopping cart with shopping bags to kill the XX supermarket ..........
The second move: a park held a blind date!
This time you don't need to pretend to be a migrant worker or a foreigner, this time you are a local! You'd better have a white shirt and black pants with polished shoes! You'd better wear a big back hair! Hands behind your waist, step by step, ask for directions to the moms!
Walking up to them, I said, "This beautiful lady, how do I get to XX Park? I heard that a blind date is being held there! Alas, my dog's son is three six years old but not yet a family, really let the old man worried about the heart ...........
The moment she heard you call her a beautiful lady, she must have been shy and red in the face! The first time I heard you say matchmaking, she must have clapped her hands and said that the dead girl in my house is thirty-eight years old and still single it! And there's that old Li and Zhang's family who haven't found anyone yet! Stop dancing, everyone! Walk walk sisters, XX Park has a blind date, quickly go to our children to find a date to go! ..............
Look, it's not easy to politely disperse square dance moms! But the amazons will be back and forth for up to an hour this time, so hurry if you want to use the venue! After all, the big moms know they were cheated but will come to you to settle the score!