Don't look at the funny saying when you eat

1. One day, the language teacher told us to write the word beauty silently, the same table will not write looked up and quietly looked at my face, and then wrote out.

2. The filial piety of Xiaoming chewed sugar cane and fed it to his old father, and the old man with bad teeth was moved to speak.

3. There was a patriotic poet named Lu You in the Southern Song Dynasty. At that time, the Jin soldiers invaded, facing the mountains and rivers are broken, the people do not want to live, Lu You was angry. As a result, we can't access the Internet anymore.

4. you can swim? not my dog will, you even worse than the dog that you will swim? will that you fucking with the dog what is the difference

5. Apple is the real boss of the fruit world: a temptation of Eve, a smash to wake up Newton, a dominant cell phone, a dominant square dance.

6. I: doctor recently always feel chest tightness, trouble you give a look. The doctor: the bra does not fit. I: I have bought the largest size ah! Doctor: I mean you a big man wearing a bra is not appropriate.

7. Why read? For example: when you see the sunset afterglow your mind comes to mind: the falling sun and the lone rushes fly together, the autumn water **** long sky a color. Instead of: crikey, so many birds, so beautiful, so damn beautiful!

8. The day I took away the beggar's bowl full of money, I actually cured him of his years of disability.

9. There is something we openly say ah, don't always say behind my back that I'm beautiful, say I'm cute and so on, annoying ah? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to.

10. The other day you held that thing up and down shaking, told you to light don't be too intense, you just don't listen, the result is sprayed on my body sticky wet long ago with you said that the champagne will spray it!

11. Ancient times, the man door to propose marriage, if good-looking, the girl is satisfied, will be a shy face, said: lifelong matters all depend on the parents to decide. If you look ugly and dissatisfied will say: daughter still want to honor their parents for two years. In ancient times, the hero saved a beautiful woman, if the hero looks handsome, the beautiful woman will look shy and say: the hero to save the life of the grace of the little girl is not to be rewarded, the only thing I can do is to give my body to the promise. If not handsome will say: hero to save the life of the grace of the little girl is not to repay, only in the next life as a cow as a horse, to repay this great kindness. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

12. We all say that making friends with beautiful people will make you look good, so it's no wonder that you find yourself surrounded by friends who are looking better and better.

13. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

14. The kind of talk super funny temper especially good considerate gentle people really impeccable, such as me.

15. Why I don't have a handsome and shocking table, but my table has.

16. long good-looking cheating are not easy, the invigilator can not help but look at a few eyes, no wonder I was often found.

17. The results of this kind of thing, you ugly you first row, I handsome me at will.

18. A watermelon vendor on the side of the road was yelling that he didn't want to pay for it. I went over to look at him, indeed do not recognize, so picked up two watermelons away.

19. Once, a cat was knocked down on the roadside, and when it came, the cat was crushed. The police came and saw Xiao Ming on the sidelines watching, then asked: this cat is yours? Xiao Ming replied: this cat and my cat have the same shape and body, but my cat is not as flat as it is.

20. very curious to take the girlfriend's new cell phone in play, found that the recent contact inside the husband, so I want to play a prank, sent a text message to him: honey, tonight people want, the results immediately replied: good ah, I first and she said. I haven't reacted, my own cell phone rang: wife, tonight I have to work overtime, do not go home for dinner and so on, I seem to know what!

21. female: we two that something! Male: What do you mean? Female: Oops! It is what your parents often do. Male: (silent for a few seconds) rub! Want to fight to say!

22. After cutting the head, the barber asked me how I was, I was silent for a moment and said to him; you are happy.

23. I suddenly want to go out and rely on my handsome face to cheat the money to mix food and drink, to live a slutty life at ease and easy.

24. Mouse mother with a group of mice striding across the kitchen floor, when suddenly jumped out a cat. The cat called: Meeow! Mimi! The mom mouse calls back, "Mee-woo! Boo-hoo! The confused cat walks away, and the mama mouse says to her mice, "See, I was right! I told you it's always useful to learn a foreign language.

25. To go to a supermarket to buy things, saw a man asked the boss: boss, there is no Dove battery. The boss was stumped for a while and said: we only have Nanfu chocolate!

26. You do not always quarrel with the Children's Day to gifts to gifts, meet me is God to send you the best gift.

27. Other people gambling is not to eat, I a gambling is more than two bowls of rice.

28. Today on the bus, see a bus driver to an elementary school student scolded that cruel ah: I drive years, have seen the cast 10 cents, 50 cents, the game of coins, a point I have seen, you tm threw two calcium tablets.

29. I heard that sleeping on a cell phone next to the pillow will have radiation, scared me quickly up to throw the pillow. I was so scared that I got up and threw my pillow away.

30. When you find your husband outside to find a lover will be three, do not cry and cry with him to go to the trouble, be sure to reflect on their own, dress yourself up, and then wear the year he said you are wearing the best clothes, you will find that you have been fat to wear it, and this time you cry again is not too late.

31. With the word Sen is the five elements of lack of wood, with the word Miao is the five elements of lack of water, with the word Yan is the five elements of lack of fire, with the word Xin is the five elements of lack of gold, with the word Jing is the five elements of lack of what?

32. I've heard that people who are ugly need to read more, no wonder my mom said that I'm not a reader since I was a kid.

33. I take you all as friends, but you take me as a goddess.

34. I always thought that the word "beautiful" was talking about me, but it's not, and the word "beautiful" is the word.

35. When I was born, God asked me if I wanted to have a good memory or to be handsome, and I have forgotten how I answered.

36. I have to work hard, or people will say I am nothing but good-looking.

37. Being low key, like I am so handsome, I didn't even say it.

38. Those who look particularly handsome and are blissfully unaware of it are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

39. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value to die.

40. Every time I go shopping, there are a lot of people to send me small ads, small flyers, alas, this is me, beautiful hair paper.

Don't look at this when you're eating and say funny things

Don't look at this when you're eating and say funny things

1! Can't figure out why sis is always so easy to be worshipped by millions of people.

2. Do not walk around in my world, because I remember you to my heart.

3. Really no one cares whether you are tired of flying in the end, just care whether you fly high or not.

4. In fact, I can think of the most romantic thing, is to see your girl a person to become old.

5. You always ask what is love in the world? Someone answered: waste.

6. Tell you, sister has a smile, that is, the迩一辈子也模仿的.

7. It is true that handsome is not able to swipe the card, but I will be able to credit!

8. Now on life, there is hope, there is desire, there is extravagant hope, and the last is still fucking disappointment.

9. Sometimes really don't want to talk to you, you look like a car accident scene!

10. Look at that silly you, still thinking foolishly. Silly you are still in love with me!

11. You big fool ah, you not only have a problem and even your hair are sick.

12. By the way, there is no cover for Thousand Island Lake! I am never going to pull you.

13. Not Mrs. Division perverted, just we all buh understand this sad times.

14. Looks like teeth grow white. The first is not necessarily white teeth, there may be a black face.

15. The Association of the Blind sincerely advises you not to drink and drive.

16. If I say I can't bear to part with you, will you look back at me again?

17. You look at the thousands of mountains and rivers is always love, please give you one more branch can not.

18. Don't turn your back on me, okay? Because I can't see whether you are a prince or a frog.

19. I hope you do not call me a housewife, please call me [Mrs. Curie].

20. Sometimes I feel like a hedgehog, walk to that others see full of thorns on the fear.

21. Don't be obsessed with my sister, be careful, my brother-in-law will make you vomit blood.

22. You do not think I dare not move you, is that I can not beat you, because I am afraid to break you.

23. Don't put your own wounds out in the sun because others sprinkle salt on your wounds.

Thank the leader at dinner warm hearted sentences

Thank the leader at dinner warm hearted sentences a

1. No matter where you go you will always be my work mentor, I expect you to have a smooth career and good health.

2. I want to thank the leadership of my trust, support and encouragement, I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

3. Not the wind, I'm afraid I've long been haggard; not the rain, I'm afraid I've long been pale; not with you, I'm afraid I've long been drowned in worry, thank you for the wind and rain, taught me to be mature; thank you for your encouragement, give me courage and strength.

4. There is an opportunity to ask you for more advice, you speak every word, are called my lifelong use. In my impression, you are a dynamic and charismatic person.

5. My mom and dad are happy because of my filial piety; my girlfriend is sweet because of my thoughtfulness; I'm thoughtful because of my paychecks; I'm thoughtful; I'm more thoughtful because of my paychecks; I'm more thoughtful because of my paychecks, I'm more thoughtful because of my piety, I'm more thoughtful because of my paychecks.

6. Grateful to my parents for giving me flesh and blood, grateful to life for letting me know how hard life is, grateful to bumps in the road for letting me know how to challenge, grateful to my friends for letting me know that friendship is priceless, and joyful Thanksgiving.

7. Grateful to the mobile company for giving me this opportunity, grateful to my parents for giving me such a smart birth, grateful to the cell phone production and operation dealers for letting me get such a good cell phone, and grateful to you for letting me send you this short message when I was bored!

8. With a grateful heart, you will cherish friendship more. In the countless passers-by, we can become friends and even confidants, it is not so easy. No wonder the literary great Lu Xun sighed: "Life is enough to get a confidant, the world when the same vision."

9. Youth and genius walk hand in hand, is undoubtedly the world's most perfect scene. And these two you have, today, may your youth and talent, for you to bring a more perfect tomorrow!

10. Grateful to have you in your life, may the leader be happy as you wish!

11. Thank you for your teacher-like teaching and learning at work.

12. Since you have chosen to pursue, do not cry. Hang in there, carry through today, happiness is one step closer. What can really wear a person down is the despair in the heart.

13. I am happy to be able to strive for your recognition and friendship, cherish, and maintain to the long term.

14. Passed by you every day, but have not been in to visit you, today I finally decided to drum up the courage, knocked on your office: boss, happy holidays!

15. I am honored to have worked and studied under your leadership for the past year.

The warm sentences of thanking the leader at dinner part II

16. Grateful to the company, it is it gives you a platform for development!

17. Thank you for giving me this platform so that we can better show ourselves!

18. There is no ideal, that is, there is no certain kind of good wishes, there will never be a good reality.

19. So many years, thanks to the leadership of my careful cultivation, there is no Bole, I will never be a thousand miles of horse, you yesterday's care achievements of today's self, thank you!

20. If I am a "horse", then you are my "Bole". If you're there, I'll keep up the good work!

21. Dear leader, thank you for taking care of me, I must work harder in the future.

22. Some tools must be taken away when moving, such as: happiness, joy, health and other valuables. Some rags must be thrown away: sorrow, chagrin, nothing as!

23. Thousands of miles of travel, accumulated in step by step; 10,000 miles of the ship, into the compass; grateful to the leadership of the weekdays to point out, only to have my achievements today.

24. Thanks to the boss to give me the opportunity to give me a platform to show themselves, improve themselves, but also thanks to the leadership of the various departments, to help me, guide me, caution me --- I will grasp every opportunity to learn, remember to remember, forget the forgotten

25. Longevity noodles, chewy noodles is my long wishes, tasty soup, is my happy happy and sweet blessings to you

26.With your acquaintance, with your help, I have made welcome progress.

27. We work together, struggle together, progress together, in a group of love of life, work hard team, I am happy to have you, our good leadership and good colleagues door.

28. Thank you for that friend-like smile, let me feel happy at work.

29. The days of working together are joyful, and the days of struggling together are unforgettable! I am grateful for the help you have given me, and I wish you happiness and joy on the occasion of the New Year.

30. The past year, thanks to a year of your support for my work.

eaters eat when sent to the circle of friends to say mood phrases sentence

For a foodie friend, the only food and love can not be let down, every day to the meal or meal before our foodie friends have been stupid to run to the paradise of food, then in the meal before we want to say something in the circle of friends? Today for you to carefully organize some of the food sent to the circle of friends to say mood phrases, I hope you like it!

1, even if the life is unbearable, I have to try to eat.

2, eating girlfriend you deserve to have!

3, eaters of life is actually very happy.

4, I always wandered between eating full and eating support

5, do not have to ask me what I want to eat, what to eat

6, eaters hate the number is 24 (starvation)

7, eaters, mouth enjoyment, the heart of the want to thin.

8, slimmer eaters are fine food.

9, life in the world, should not be ashamed of the word eaters.

10, some days have not eaten, see who are like pancakes.

11, eaters are like a train, eat wildly. Maniac eat maniac eat

12, do not study can eat, do not eat to learn it!

13, I'm just a thought qualified, the stomach does not compete with the food.

14, eating is to live, but live is not to eat.

15, all not to eat for the purpose of the party are hooligans.

16, for foodies, the only thing in the world can not eat is loss.

17, eating is for life, but life is not just for eating.

18, eaters of the motto: Just eat it !

19, an average of three meals a day, eight hours each. This is the eaters

20, life is hungry to eat, sleepy to sleep so simple!

21, I eat Shiitake mushroom noodles, I will add a little blue root, heat, detoxification.

22, it is said that the food will not fail because the food is too heavy, the high number can not hang.

23, not to sunshine food, really like the tablecloth color

24, food and body which is more important? The food: What is the body? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.

25, if you think that eating is all the foodie life, it is wrong, there is still sleep!

26, the work should be done by the rice urge rather than waiting for dinner, so pass.

27, the thinking of the foodie is delicious you eat more, not delicious how much to eat.

28, for foodies, every day there are delicious things, life will not monotonous to where.

29. What are the thoughts of foodies? Good food you will eat more, not good enough to eat a few more also have to eat some.

30, in my heart to reduce fat when I realized that the circle of friends originally have so many people sun food!

31, Whether it is buried head planting, or low head to eat, they will never forget, look up to see the sky.

32, small time do not love to eat, resulting in a short now; now is love to eat, resulting in fat and short.

33, never ask a foodie ate no, this is not a problem for foodies, to ask to ask to eat did not

34, everyone in the circle of friends in the sun food I watched a circle indifferent inner not a hint of the ups and downs of my growth

35, skinny people eat to fat people to see, it is a cruel thing; fat people to eat to thin people to see, it is a very windy thing

36, the only way to eat to thin people to see, it is a very windy thing

36, the only thing to eat to thin people to see, it is a very windy thing

36, only food and love can not live up to, if you do not have a lover, come to comment on the sun food, who is not a small male how

37, in the circle of friends sun food, sun travel, sun bags, sun car, and then ...... Crying poor, really fucking hypocritical.

38, I have a weight loss heart, and a foodie stomach, it two every day PK, I counted on my fingers, Emma today the stomach and won!

39, there are pus equal to the food, but food is not necessarily pus. The basic difference between the two is that pussies are very good at eating, and eaters are very good at eating.

40, the circle of friends is a pit, sun succulent, someone tube you want. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on your own. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on a book, and then you can borrow it. Can you still simply appreciate it