2. There are two kinds of creatures in the world that will lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.
3. Eat self-help the highest realm: help the wall in, help the wall out.
4. One day you will meet your favorite guy and his girlfriend.
5. Daze this thing, if you do a good job is called deep. If it's not done well, it's a good chance of falling asleep.
6. The difference between a man and a woman during an argument is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.
7. There are no fat people in the world, but there are more thin people!
8. God, I will never call you master again. You don't love me as your grandson.
9. Someone as simple as me can't do math problems with so much heart.
10. A pig has a pig's mind and a man has a man's mind. If a pig had a human mind, it wouldn't be a pig anymore-it would be the Eight Rings.
11. Work is like a bubble fungus, the leadership seems to give only a drop, dry up more and more endless.
12. Gold always have to shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I myself do not know which one is.
13.Often wake up from a dream because of a hungry dream, so hungry, so hungry dream.
14. I was so ruthless that I licked my finger and ended up crying from the heat.
15. There are two reasons why inviting a girl out to play fails, one is that she's too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation isn't worth washing her hair.
16. I won't bend over if the money falls out of the sky, because the sky won't even fall out of the pie, let alone fall out of the money.
17. short legs short don't be afraid, you in addition to cute, you look down to pick up money faster than others.
18. To me to believe you, it is not difficult. You first climb a sky I see!
19. Only when there are long lines at the train station can you really realize that you are a "descendant of the dragon".
20. Sometimes I think I'm getting ugly, and when I take out my ID card, I realize that I've been overthinking it.
21. I don't know about music, so sometimes I don't know what to say, and sometimes I don't know what to say.
22. If it were not for the fact that I could not beat you, I would have flipped with you.
23. Some men are as smart as the weather and changeable. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast, change of day she can not see.
24. Originally, I wanted to eat my sorrows one bite at a time, but I didn't expect to become fat one bite at a time.
25. Mosquito you have hands and feet, why not find a job to live properly.
26. Really very thankful to those who once struck me, so that I learned to strike others.
27. Squeeze the bus is contained in sparring. Yoga . Judo . Balance beam and other sports and fitness programs in one comprehensive sport.
28. Why should girls be so calculating with each other, anyway, in a few decades are going to go to the square dance together.
29. When I was a child, I wanted to watch a TV, but I could only obediently accompany my parents to watch the news broadcast. Railroad guerrillas. It is not easy to be the master of the house, and can only accompany the child to watch Pleasant Goat and bald head strong!
30. Whenever people praise me, I worry that they don't praise me enough.
31. I am a white-collar: today I received a paycheck, paid rent and utilities, bought oil and rice noodles, touched the pocket, sighed, this month's salary and white-collar ......
32. Don't worry, the bag is on me. Then you give it back to me.
33. Xiao Ming: "Dad am I a stupid child?" Dad: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"
34. Stay up late because you don't have the courage to end the day; stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start the day.
35. Silence is gold, I've been silent for so long, how come I haven't seen any gold.