1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a problem, asking the word "stupid" under the two worms which is the male, which is the female. The donkey racked his brains and still couldn't answer. The cow scolded: really a stupid donkey, male left female right!
2, seven years after graduation, finally took a big project, build a thirty-meter chimney, two months, the cost of three hundred thousand, but to advance funds. Finally, at the end of last year, finished. Today, people to acceptance, was scolded to death, there is no money to get. Shit! The drawings look at the opposite, people are to dig a well!
3, squad leader asked: our platoon, who is the biggest official? The recruit replied: is the platoon commander. The squad leader also asked: who is below the division commander? The recruit replied: it is the horse that the division commander rides.
4, there are some things that are said only to those who understand, such as the English listening test.
5, money is so aggravating, everyone says they love it, but they take it and trade it with others.
Expanded:
p>Jokes are characterized by their short length, simple but ingenious storylines, often unexpected, and the wonderful feeling that the God of Laughter has suddenly come to life. Most of them reveal the absurdity of life, are satirical and entertaining, and their fun is divided into high and low.
While the other categories, the name is different, guilty of poverty and nonsense, but the nature is very similar.