I have a friend from Zhejiang who lives in the southernmost part of China, and he doesn't understand the dialect at all. Of course, I can't pronounce it clearly, so it takes a long time to type Chinese characters in Pinyin! !
I hope you don't mind my nonsense. This is my personal opinion. It has nothing to do with regional clutter. I hope everyone can brainstorm. You can pat the brick, and the swearing person will of course be attacked by itself, which is internal and reactive! In fact, 5 words is very difficult to get together. My real purpose is to invite you to speak your own dialect here, share the essence of your language and entertain the public! ! ! It's hard to send a post! !
Here, I collected the characteristics of the languages in different places. * * * For your reference:
There are eight major dialects in China (a language called Pingyu was recently discovered, mainly distributed in Guangxi). Some people also divide Chinese dialects into nine dialects and ten dialects. In fact, the "eight major dialects", "nine major dialects" and even "ten major dialects" we are talking about are only the Han dialects in China. If minority languages are added, China dialects can be drawn more and more carefully?
1, Beijing language family, use area: Beijing and its vicinity. Very easy to understand. Communication is universal, and it is the closest to Mandarin. Representative: Beijing.
2, northeast language family, using area: three northeastern provinces and northeast Inner Mongolia. Very easy to understand. Very similar to Mandarin. Representative: Shenyang.
3. North China language family, used in Shandong, Hebei, Henan, northern Anhui, Lianyungang in northern Jiangsu, Xuzhou, Suqian, Dalian in Liaoning and other places, which is relatively easy to understand and similar to Mandarin. Representatives: Jinan, Zhengzhou.
4, southwest language family, using areas: Sichuan, Chongqing, Yunnan, Guizhou, Tibet, western Guangxi, Hunan and Hubei. Basically easy to understand. Similar to Mandarin, the intonation is different from Mandarin. Representatives: Chengdu, Chongqing.
5, northwest language family, using areas: Shanxi, Shaanxi, Gansu, Xinjiang, Qinghai, Ningxia and northwest Inner Mongolia. Basic understanding, near Mandarin.
6, Wu language family, using areas: Shanghai, Hangzhou, Ningbo, Huzhou, Jinhua, Taizhou, Shaoxing, Suzhou, Wuxi, Nantong, Changzhou and Zhoushan, which are basically different from Mandarin and generally difficult to understand. Representatives: Shanghai, Ningbo.
7, Cantonese, used in Guangdong, eastern Guangxi, northern Guangxi, part of Hainan, Hong Kong and Macao, not similar to Mandarin at all, belonging to one of the representatives of southern languages. It's hard to understand. Representatives: Guangzhou, Hong Kong.
8, Hakka language family, use area: Jiangxi, northwest Fujian, southwest Zhejiang, Wenzhou small department, unlike Mandarin, very difficult to understand. Representative: Hakka.
9, Min language family, use area: Fujian, Taiwan Province, southern Wenzhou, Yuhuan part of Taizhou, and small part of southwest Zhejiang. It's not like Mandarin at all. It's hard to understand. Representatives: Fuzhou, Taipei.
1, Wenzhou language family, used in three districts of Wenzhou, Ruian, Pingyang, Cangnan, Yongjia, Yueqing, Wencheng, Dongtou, Lishui Qingtian and Taizhou Yuhuan. Putonghua is the least similar and the most difficult to understand. Representative: Wenzhou.
The above is a summary of the collected dialect characteristics, and the actual usage of various dialects will be listed below:
Beijing dialect: "I'm standing here today, please try it on me. Don't look at your size, X is in a hurry, and I took the plank brick h
ai (a sound), and you are pretty! "
Tianjin dialect: "Recently, I've beaten my son. If you touch me one four four, don't look at the mud, you'll be in a hurry. I'll take the drill and slap him on the head.
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Shandong dialect: "Today, Lao Tzu's nest is standing to cover the mud. When the mud rushes to greet the nest, don't look at the clay-palm pickaxe, which will provoke me to take a piece of half-head and cross it over your head!" "
Shandong weihai dialect: "today, I'll stand and cover, and I'll try to drive the mud out of the slag. Don't look at the clay-palm pickaxe, and I'll throw bricks at your head if I get annoyed.
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Shandong Yantai dialect: "I'm so excited that my son has introduced me (three times), and I dare to save seven times (three times) for my brother to repair my son's head, four times (two times) and four times
. Look at the (three tones) block (two tones), how many times did you harm your brother's little maid with a drill! "
Weifang, Shandong: I'm standing right here at this gate. Please blame me for trying. Don't look at your height. I'll hit you on the head if I take a brick. (softly)!
Northeastern dialect: "Today, I will praise your uncle, and your mother will move me around. Don't let your mother see that you are not small. If you are anxious, I will call you to death with a brick!"
Northeast Dialect 2nd Edition: "Today, I will stop somewhere. If you dare to come up here, you will be four or four. You have seen your long zuang for nothing, and
I am anxious, so I took a drill and pointed at you!"
Dalian dialect: "Today, I praised it here. You moved me four or four times, little fellow. What a fool! You angered my drill xie to death!"
Shaanxi dialect: "Today, I'm hungry, so you guys are hungry. I'll make sure your baby is beautiful with melon seeds, and I'll pay you a brick for my hungry pocket! "
Qinghai Ledu dialect: "I sincerely hope that the brain (one sound) will take up (two sounds) and this (two sounds) will be left behind. You should give the brain (one sound) a knock (two sounds). Keep the ball to see if you know how much you love your country, and leave your brain with powder and go straight to a plate-shaped racquet channel! "
Chengdu dialect in Sichuan: "Today, I stood in this ditch. If you touch it, I'll tell you. Don't think that you are so headstrong that I will directly pick up a brick and weld your baby's skull! "
Sichuan Leshan dialect: "Give it a try, Lao Zi. Let's get rid of Lao Zi's rei. Let's see how I can clean you up. Don't watch you make a big block of wood and make Lao Zi angry. Let's get a stone and weld it for you. If you don't believe it, sue! "
Sichuan doesn't know where it is: "Today, I stand here and it collapses. You can make me look at it, but don't look at your doll's size.
zuai, I will pick up the brick han and pick it up in your doll's brain!"
Chongqing dialect: "Today, Lao Tzu's bean station is a little old, so you can move Lao Tzu to watch it. Don't watch your baby drill big, and make the cat and the old man sweat bricks directly on your baby's skull! "
Chongqing dialect 2nd edition: "Today, I'm trying to stop. If you touch me, I'll sue you. Don't think that you're ... ugly. If I'm hairy, I'll just pick up bricks. zhang, your baby's skull is high!"
Chongqing dialect 3rd edition: "Lao Tzu is standing at a pinch today. I'll sue you for pangha. Don't think that you've been poisoned long enough to piss Lao Tzu off. I'll give you a brick to sweat your brains out!"
Chongqing dialect 4th edition: "You are a treasure, and all treasures will turn old. I can't move even if I stand upside down today. You have poisonous eyes. Come and move me. Don't look down on your turtle, make me angry, and scratch a piece of rotten skin brick with your hand, making your turtle smoke!"
Shanghainese dialect: "Wu made a list today, and Si Wu next to Nong looked around and promised. Cutting depends on how hungry the acres are, and only the books of Sigu Gangnong are left. Wu Sa is angry with the family, and Wu Naikuai is making beans and cutting Zenong! "
Zhenjiang dialect, Jiangsu province: "Today, every couple lights up fast. I look around at the mud pong. It shows that the mud grows with sticks. Play with me. Be careful that the bricks will not die and the mud will be a little punk!"
Zhenjiang Dialect, Jiangsu 2nd Edition: "Even earlier, I stopped to stand for a block, and the mud dog moved me to die, and Feo buckled the mud bean, which was bigger than the brick that I was eager to receive!"
yancheng dialect, Jiangsu: "Just stand with Eun Eun, and you look forward to Tong En. I hope you have such a big forehead, and you are so rich. D paradox?
Jiangsu Hai 'an dialect: "Follow me to guess the spot at Qiuzhan, please touch me and try. Don't look at your size, X is anxious, and I will take the brick head se (the fourth sound) to check you! "
Hangzhou dialect, Zhejiang province: "It's a long time since I met you. If you touch me, you'll see that you've lost everything. If you make up your jacket, it will still make you feel like a brick!"
2nd edition of Hangzhou Dialect: "Calling Laozi at the root is just a virtue. Is it different for everyone?" Are you a fool to see Lao tze not used to it? You're awesome! I'll try it! You're a jerk? If I poke it up, I'll stick a brick in your head! " (old stick amount ~ ~ ~! )
Wenzhou dialect in Zhejiang: "Ngi Ni Ji Le, Ni seems to be Dong En, fai times you can't cover your head, dei Abajuojia I times Ababaile lives in Duga Nidule!"
Wenzhou Dialect 2nd Edition: "Yes, Dad spared the door wall, and I was bold and bold, and I met you once, and the gray sub-Ni was tall and generous, so I felt sorry for it!"
Wenzhou dialect 3rd edition: "? Grace? Mouth, you know how to treat things as if they were second to none. How many times did you change it? Did you get caught? Choose your head! "
Ningbo dialect, Zhejiang province: "Take it? I'm extremely fierce. Give it to me. No.4.4 will tie me up, ken, and the cat will watch No.3' s strong beans. If I make a mistake, I'll yell. Get a drill and kill it!"
Taizhou dialect in Zhejiang province: "Jin Ning Oh Bai Jida Oh, uh (pronounced ng, that is," you "in Mandarin), is it a good photo? Laugh and hope that the silver is strong, and the white (zang) fire cuts the head (brick) and kills it! "
Shaoxing dialect, Zhejiang province: "Oh, it's being changed to Goethe, and it's called Dong Dong Ke, and it's better than anything else, so it's better to break your head quickly!"
Anhui dialect: "I'm standing on the plot in this hall. If you have the guts, fuck me. Don't look at your height, I'll hit you with a stick.
I'll take you with my head!"
Anhui Guangde dialect: "... you can't walk away if you follow Lao Zi ~ ~ You try to fuck Lao Zi ~ ~ It seems that Lao Zi is too high ~ It makes Lao Zi angry ~ Look, Lao Zi won't hit your head over with bricks!"
Anhui Bengbu dialect: "I'm just standing here, you son of a b, come and recruit me and try it. Don't look at how old you are with B. If you make me angry, I'll defile you with bricks!"
Anhui Anqing dialect: "It's a great compliment to be more considerate, huh?" Yeah, it's a big one. Look at it. Seeing that Enzan is a big man, I am in a hurry. I took a piece and suffocated him! "
Wuhan dialect in Hubei province: "I'm standing on this piece when I'm excited about the sun. You should try it on me. Don't think that you are a big country, and I'm anxious about you. I'll pick up a brick and crush you to death!"
Yangxin dialect in Hubei province: "If you are hungry in autumn, you will fall down. If you are hungry for sugar, you will think about it. If Mo Keen sings about it, you will be in a hurry, and the old paper will be rolled up."
Hubei Yunmeng said, "Today I'm going to stand and wait for Luo He. You pang (four tones) and I'll try. Don't think you're too big to piss me off and cover your skull with a brick rake!"
Hunan dialect: "I'm standing in Kalida today. Try it if you move. Don't think you are so big that I will crush you with a brick!"
2nd edition of Hunan dialect: "If you have a small child, I will make a big country today. Wait for me to try it, but don't watch you catch it, so that I will make a fortune and scold you to death!"
Jiujiang dialect, Jiangxi province: "I really fell to the ground, but I didn't dare to survey anything. Mo Kan's pot was a little more afraid than me, and I accidentally riveted it, so I cut bricks as an S grace!"
Dongchuan dialect, Yunnan: "I'm a natural person, so I hate you.". Mao sees that you are so big that you make me sweat you with armor! "
Guizhou Guiyang dialect: "Today, Lao zi is standing at Zi point, si Er, please try me!" ? Biao sees that you are a big gang, so I will give you a brick to pull your skull! "
Cantonese: "I'm going to spend my time in the enterprise today. You are depressed and I'll try. I'm sorry you're big enough. If you provoke nou, I'll slap you on the head with a brick! "
Cantonese 2nd Edition: "Today, I'm studying in an enterprise, and you frighten me to try the ladder. If you don't want to be big, I'll directly slap you with a brick! "
3rd edition of Cantonese: "I'm good at family planning. If it's enough, please give me a try. Mi thought you were a few big ones, and I was so excited that I killed you with an old brick car! "
Guangdong Maoming dialect: "I'm going to be a company today! Are you depressed about me? ! Oh, good. Are you kidding me? I'm-I'm just hitting you with a brick. Hey, are you dead? !
Guangxi Yulin dialect: "When you get to the root of a goose, you can return to the root. You are a meat, shrimp and goose. If you break it, I will leave you dead!"
Fujian Chong 'an dialect: "Outside of ging diu, the yua department has left dei (I'm standing here today), and I'll tell you a few times (please move me and try). duai, a sister in Enniong's picture (although you are big), is crooked, gi kie fell to the north, and Jiajun hiou scolded Neihiou for being embarrassed (X is in a hurry, I'll take a brick and slap you on the head! ) "
Chaozhou dialect: I'm in short supply. Don't dare to rip me off. Don't make wax into a big wax gourd, or I'll get stuck in your head!
Of course, the above is only a small part of the collection. I personally prefer the Northeast dialect, which is simple and humorous. Northeastern Errenzhuan is a kind of lively walking-and-singing folk art form with talking and singing, singing and dancing. Its language is easy to understand, humorous and full of local characteristics.
I'll post the words from my hometown first:
An unreasonable person is called--------a half-assed person. Smart and capable people are called "experts", and the names, buildings and places are called "forks".
the kitchen is called the kitchen. The living room is called pottery house.
the toilet is called Portsmouth
the street is called Portsmouth. It's called Douli. Outside is called outside. Walls are called walls.
When you speak dialects, please indicate the meaning and explain it for your understanding.