Funny pictures to say with words

1, I killed the two flies that were mating, the crime deserves death.

2, instant noodles are indeed very convenient, but cook it or use electricity. 3, fat is wanton, but thin is restrained. 4, until they have nothing to say to each other, this relationship is over.

5, men do not color that comes to the hero. Women don't flower how to look beautiful. 6, what's the point of keeping you in the dark, in the nest is good. 7, other people angry drink to buy drunk, I am angry to buy drinks to fill the stomach.

8, forgive me for dressing up, holding a water pen in my hand, frowning, writing hard, just to help the school bully pad. 9, when I have money, I will take my most hated people, go to the best mental hospital. 10, I'm sorry, disappeared can not come back, I have my pride. 11, when I was a child, I like to play hide-and-seek, wait for others to hide, I will go home to eat.

12, in the bus most let you can not stand is what? Answer, is no one molested me. 13, Bean is a doctor but played a fool, Kim Soo-hyun is a fool but played a professor.

14, after I got old how to do, those square dances look so hard. 15, to be humble, listen to the opinions of others, and then carefully note down on your opinion of who are. 16, my quilt is so soft and fragrant and comfortable, want to cover together.

17, math teacher: I care whether you are a good student or learning is not good, talk to me out! 18, I admit that I am very timid, do not let anyone know that I liked you. 19, before the summer vacation vowed that I want to lose weight, after the summer vacation is not thin but also fat!

20, when there is money to lose, no money to worship God. 21, you want to be with her, but you do not look at yourself, worthy. 22, the woman who wanted to live as a big brother, but finally lived as a big brother.

23, cut the head of the barber asked how, I was silent for a while and said to him: you are happy. 24, dry what not, eat what not left, put your brain capacity and stomach capacity for a change!

25, you think I will watch you die, I will close my eyes. 26, burning incense is not necessarily a monk, may also be a panda! 27, if you can not be beautiful amazing, then ugly hook. 28, once squatting on the ground to play something, my god from behind shot me, and then was shocked to let out a loud fart.

29, please do not harass, I am harassing others. 30, I want to be the first one to wake you up in the morning, and the last one to see you fall asleep at night.