3. a group of people smashing a gun with an egg
4. a man eating with chopsticks
5. a sheep stops breathing
6. there are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheep pen and one squatting in the pigsty
7. ten men looking at five women taking a bath
8. a man in a gold dress
1. Uncultivated (not resting on bats)
2. Nonsense (no chicken talk)
3. Gunslinging (gun showering eggs)
4. Popular (chopsticks to population)
5. Raised eyebrow (a goat didn't spit out air)
6. Inhibition (a goat squatting in the wrong way)
7. Colorful
8, a hit (a gold man)
Funny riddles
1 Take your head to the wall and hit it hard
2 Hit it hard again
3 Hit it hard again
(three animals)
Gorilla (star)
Gorilla (big star)
Baboon (waste waste)
1: a sheep was eating grass and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep.
2: Another wolf passed by and still did not eat the sheep.
3: A third wolf passed by, the sheep yelled at the wolf, and the wolf still didn't eat the sheep.
(3 animals)
Shrimp
Shrimp
Lobster
A green meadow
Another green meadow
A flock of sheep
Another flock of wolves
(4 plants)
Plums
Wild plum
Strawberry
Strawberry
Plum
Quiz
1 The dog asked the cat to cook
2 The cat didn't do it
3 The dog did it in the end
Guess the three kinds of animals
Riddle: 1 panda 2 white bear 3 bear
A tortoise fell into the water.
Another turtle fell into the water.
Guess two plants.
Riddle me this:
Rose (Moldy Turtle)
Wild Rose (also Moldy Turtle)
The Bobo Man accidentally swallows $1. Bobo's dad shoots him upside down, but he spits out $10.
Answer: Keep feeding him a dollar
Which number is the hardest worker? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: One don't do it, two don't do it
A bear without a tail is a tailed bear, what kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: mother bear
What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safe Island
What buche keeps going?
Answer: waterfall
September 28th is the birthday of Confucius,so what is October 28th?
Answer: Full moon of Confucius
The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Yang Peach (Sheep Escape)
What would the world be like if Chiang Kung (Chiang Kai-shek) were still alive?
Answer: one more person...
There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Bing Bing (冰冰有鲤)
Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: because it's frozen tofu
Is it possible that an ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo?
Answer: Crawling on a map
A bus had an accident and all the people were injured, why was Ming fine?
Answer: Because he wasn't on the bus
There's a place where you can go in but not out, what is it?
Answer: The grave
The chicken and the goose ran a 100-meter race, the chicken ran faster than the goose, but why did it get to the end of the race?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
Who landed first, a ball or an iron ball dropped from a high building?
Answer: iron ball
The class bell rang east, but none of the students were in the classroom, what happened?
Answer: It's gym class
Why can Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car was a cab
What kind of person's job is busy all day long?
Answer: ballerina
Ling Ling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praised her for being one of the best at math, why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
What did Columbus do immediately after he put one foot in the New World?
Answer: put the other foot
What is the one thing that people keep eating but never get enough of.
Answer: air
What is the best way to make your eyebrows grow under your eyes?
Answer: upside down
What is the one thing that everyone must never forget before going to bed?
Answer: close your eyes
Which animal did you hit but shed your own blood?
Answer: mosquito
What can be added but not subtracted?
Answer: age
Yo has always been first in his class for his schoolwork, why did he drop to third this time?
Answer: Because two people scored more points than him
What kind of mountains and seas can move
Answer: mountains of people
What kind of books don't normal people read
Answer: blind books
What kind of things don't have tongues in their mouths
Answer: teapot beaks
What kind of officials cannot give orders and has to smile at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlang
Why did a policeman run away from a thief?
Answer: He wanted to catch the thief quickly
Why does a young man have bad breath when he eats gum every day?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?
Answer: because he jumps standing on the tree.
Question: which flower is the least powerful: the jasmine, the sunflower or the rose?
Answer: the jasmine.
Reason: What a beautiful (and powerless) jasmine flower.
QUESTION: What line does an orangutan hate the most?
Answer: parallel lines.
Reason: parallel lines don't intersect (banana).
Question: which is the worst rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?
Answer: rubber.
Reason: eraser (poor rubber).
Question: what are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: cloth is afraid of everything, paper is afraid of everything.
Reason: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of what if.
Question: what is the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Xiao.
Reason: sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
Question: what does a unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: ice cream.
Reason: ice cream (ice unicorn).
QUESTION: Which historical figure is the most owed?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu shepherding sheep by the northern seashore (being flattened by the sea).
QUESTION: Which number from 1 to 9 is the hardest working and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking.
Reason: one (1) doesn't do two (2).
Question: how do you make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: press it a little.
Reason: the crow is silent (press the sparrow).
QUESTION: Which man was the fastest runner in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Speak of Cao Cao
Question: who is rice her mother
Answer: Hua
Reason: peanut rice
Question: what does white plus white equal?
Answer: equals Whitey
Reason: Whitey TWO
Question: which number from 30-50 is more powerful than a bear's poop!!!!
Answer:40
Reason: Facts (40) are better than male (bear) arguments (poop)
What to do at 12pm
Answer:Clutching Zero hour clutches
The teacher asked the class to memorize the text, the kitten, the puppy, and the duckling all raised their hands Who should the teacher call?
Answer: puppy wang wang now memorize