2. I'm so nervous ... what should I do? I want to see my parents! Is Aunt Wen gentle and Uncle Wen fierce? I was scared. After all, I hit his child first.
3. An intern nurse drew my blood and stuck needles in my arm several times, but no blood vessels were found. But this little girl is so calm and serious, and she has the meaning of stabbing blood vessels and not giving up. After a dozen stitches, I endured severe pain and asked the little nurse in awe: Did you learn this stitch from Sister Rong?
4. "Why can't 520 be divisible by 3?" "Because love can't hold a mistress." "Wrong, because Xiaosan is inexhaustible!"
Recently, in order not to affect nearby residents, my aunt in our community invented a square dance with Bluetooth headphones. Last night, they went downstairs to buy things and found the square quiet. Dozens of aunts danced with smiles. I went. It was much scarier than before. I haven't been out for several nights!
6. I chased the goddess for a long time, and this time she finally agreed. The goddess asked me what I felt, and I said it felt a little incredible. She said, I don't believe you pinch your face. Yes, and then I woke up.
7. My female colleague was drunk, so I carried her home, poured her water and drank tea for a long time. She got better and said to me in a daze, don't you want to do what you men want to do most? I won't leave tonight. I am so excited that I finally waited for this sentence, and I really know me too well! So I wrapped her in a quilt, turned on the computer and said to her, Go to sleep, I'm getting dark!
8. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find his friend more handsome!
9. Sometimes, when I say "I'm fine", it's not really good. I just hope someone can look me in the eye, hold me tightly, say "I know you are not good", and then take out a pile of big bills and put them in my arms. However, no one in this world understands me. Alas!
10. Palmist: Your palm is very big. You must be lonely. Me: Huh? I can see that. Why? Palmist: Because the bigger the palm, the more lonely it is.
1 1. A girl received a phone call from a boy who had a secret crush for a long time and was overjoyed! The boy said: I am outside the door of the person I like now, but I dare not knock! The girl collapsed and said with tears: nothing, you go and express yourself bravely! After a while, the girl heard a knock at the door, and the boy said on the phone, come and open the door for me! The girl was ecstatic and opened the door! I only heard the boy say weakly: Is your brother at home?
12. Dad said he would give me 500 yuan if I did well in the exam, but I failed in the exam. I proved with facts that I am not a person who will be tempted by money!
13. "Dad, tell me the story of you and your mother." "I don't know why your mother took a fancy to me. After buying vegetables that year, I passed a gold jewelry store and went in to watch the fun. Your mother is doing sales in it, so I asked, how much is this thing a catty ... "
14. Finding a girlfriend now is like buying an old car. You don't care how many hands she has, but you are afraid that the former owner still has keys. She drives out from time to time, burns your oil, and needs you to repair it if it is broken.
15. I went home with my wife at night, and suddenly three masked men jumped out of the roadside. "You two can only go one." I said, "Wife, run!" Watching his wife disappear, the three men took off their masks: Shit, is it so difficult to find you to play mahjong now?
16. A student asked a successful person, "What is the secret of your success?" Successful people say, "Do you know what a city is like at four o'clock in the morning?" Student: "Yes, I was still doing my homework. Why? " Successful people: no, nothing!